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Ever since Perez Hilton arrived on the celebrity gossip scene, he’s been bullying and badgering celebrities left and right. It was only recently that Perez decided to take up the anti-bullying cause and jump on that bandwagon.

Meanwhile, he gets invited to hobnob with the rich and famous, because of their fear that he’d write something scathing about them on his website. Of course, the photos would be littered with MS Paint drawings of coke and other lines doodled onto their bodies.

So Perez thinks he knows about bullying? Of course he does! He’s been a bully forever.

Still, he thinks people are going to purchase his nonsense tale of a kid with pink hair seeking social acceptance. Will you?

We’re hoping that he fails as a writer, just as he failed at discovering new musical talent with his vanity record label. The proof is in the pudding!

Selena Gomez looked glam in all blue at Perez Hilton’s 33rd birthday party on Saturday night!

While some might be hating on Selena’s makeup choice for the evening, I think she looks cute. She really pulled the look off and you can tell that she was having a good time.

She tweeted the above photo, saying, “SO much fun last night! :)”

Kudos to you girlie. You look adorable….Don’t listen to the haters.

But I do have to ask…why would she show up at his birthday party?!?? I still think he’s the douche of all media, but that’s just my opinion!

Perez Hilton really built his fame and fortune on the premise of attacking celebrities for what they wear, who they’re dating and whether or not he could out them on his website.

He’s made a ton of money bullying everyone and becoming notorious for being the man in Hollywood that everyone loves to hate. Now, that’s all changed, since he became a part of the anti-bullying campaign. Well, not since then, actually. It was more like when people started calling him out for being a hypocrite for his actions, that he decided to take a stand.

In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, he said, “Over the last two weeks I have been doing everything I can to bring awareness to the teen suicides and gay bullying. In doing so a lot of people have called me a hypocrite and a bully myself and a big one… From now on I really want to be part of the solution and not part of the problem.”

That’s not a bad thing, but it does spell the end of the Perez that everyone has come to hate. What do you think?

On Friday, Lady Gaga surpassed Britney Spears as the celebrity with the most Twitter followers. Today, Lady Gaga has 5,748,152, while Britney is in a close second place with 5,706,123 followers.

Gaga sent an inaugural message to her fans, check out the video after the jump! (continue reading…)

Taylor Momsen is the 16-year-old singer for the band The Pretty Reckless. In a recent interview, she stated that she wasn’t into men, then stopped herself and said that her best friend is her vibrator.

Now, Perez Hilton is taking the whole thing to a new level. Will this finally be the straw that broke the camel’s back?

His vile BS after the jump, because it’s NSFW. (continue reading…)

Heidi Montag namedropped teen singer Justin Bieber in order to garner more attention for herself. Now, her husband, Spencer Pratt, is following suit.

Lady Gaga told Rolling Stone magazine, “I want to be a legend! Is that wrong”? Now, Spencer feels he can help her out in her quest. He tweeted to Perez Hilton, “Help me film a sex tape with Lady Gaga then I will really be using her properly for press. All i need is 8 minutes or so… I say that because Gaga said she wanted to be a legend. Well Sex tape with me would be a way Gaga could be a legend overnight.”

Umm. In case he’s been living under a rock for the past two years, Lady Gaga is already a legend in the making. Doing anything with Spencer would just bring down her property value.

It must be news to Perez Hilton that Miley Cyrus possesses a vagina. For a gay man, he seems to be obsessed with it. Last Sunday, he shocked everyone by tweeting an uncensored upskirt photo of the former Hannah Montana star. Just last night, he did it again.

He seemingly hasn’t learned anything from the first stunt, which possibly caused him to worry. Now, he’s done it again. He tweeted, “Oh, #Miley! Warning: If you’re easily offended, do NOT click here [Redacted for obvious douchebaggery]”

Joy Behar interviewed Perez Hilton today, and for the first time, he was able to speak out about the Miley upskirt photo controversy. Perez claimed that the photo in question did not contain anything questionable.

He said, “I feel like if everyone saw this image in question, they would clearly see that you’re not seeing anything down there that you’re not supposed to. It’s definitely not child pornography and it’s definitely not illegal.”

We spoke to an anonymous source who said that they’ve seen the uncensored version of the photo that Perez Hilton tweeted of Miley Cyrus on Sunday night. This person said, “He’s lying. One hundred percent! The photo he displayed for his followers definitely contained something that could be construed as pornographic.”

AGAIN. He’s LYING. The photo was clearly manipulated (original – censored HERE) to show something ILLEGAL. And why isn’t anyone doing anything about this? Is it because this is what he does for a living?!??

How is that any excuse for this type of behavior? Especially for a 17-year-old girl, he acts like it was her fault or something. Where is Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus in this equation? I would’ve thought they might want to comment on this?

After the jump for the video and a letter to the photo agency in question! (continue reading…)

Captain Obvious is shaking his head, unimpressed….but the good news is, the more Miley opens her mouth against Perez, the more I like her.

After all of the hoopla surrounding her upskirt photo dwindled, Miley Cyrus has finally responded to Perez Hilton’s controversy.

In his video response to all of the jail comments, Perez posted a video on his site. He said, “Do you think Miley is that stupid to be out in public without panties? Do you think I am stupid enough to post a photo of Miley if she is not wearing any underwear down there?”

In response, Miley told Ryan Seacrest, “That’s like, some idiot being an idiot – that’s not me, you know what I’m saying? Isn’t it funny how things that are so negative have to come out right before my record? It’s like, no one can just let a positive thing happen. All I can do is focus on the positive and that I hope this record does well.”

Do you think he’s trying to sabotage her? And why isn’t anyone pushing the issue of child pornography charges?

Apparently we weren’t the only ones watching when Perez Hilton tweeted that photo of Miley Cyrus getting out of a car. Now that the backlash has hit Perez, his advertisers are thinking twice about paying him for his services. I knew it was bound to trickle down eventually!

The world showed its outrage following our post and it was in agreement: Perez Hilton is garbage and should be jailed for violating the child pornography laws in tweeting the link to the uncensored photo. The outrage was so apparent that even Perez himself made a “I’m not stupid and don’t want to go to jail” video.

Now that everyone is still in an uproar over the photo, his advertisers have reportedly yanked ads which were featured on his high-profile website.

MSNBC reports:

A rep for ABC Daytime confirms that a rotating banner ad promoting “The View” was pulled from the celebrity blogger’s website, PerezHilton.com.

At press time, earlier reports that MTV pulled ads for TV Land were confirmed to be untrue, but one well-placed source within ABC said that it’s not out of the realm of possibility that more advertisers could follow ABC’s lead.

What do you think? Is Perez finally done in the business? Comment below and let us know your thoughts!

Hey, just because you dress slutty doesn’t mean that you are slutty. Right, Miley Cyrus?

Apparently that’s her argument toward people who think she’s coming off as too adult for her age. After her bird-like costume in her video for Can’t Be Tamed was revealed, Miley was berated for coming off as dressing too provocatively.

Huffington Post reports:

“I’m not trying to be ‘slutty,’” said Cyrus in a recent interview. “I’m not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys … What I’m trying to do is to make a point with my record and look consistent, in the way my record sounds and the way I dress.”

Also, Miley has spoken out about the controversy surrounding Perez Hilton tweeting an upskirt photo of her.

MTV has more:

“Isn’t it funny that things like that, that are so negative, have to come out right before my record?” she told Seacrest. “It’s like no one can let positive things happen. All I do is focus on the positive, and I hope this record does well.”

Thoughts?

In response to all of the media outrage at Perez Hilton for posting a photo that was manipulated to look like Miley Cyrus wasn’t wearing any underwear, it appears that the celebrity blogger has gone on the defensive.

He defends his actions, saying that he posted the photo on his Twitter account to draw attention to how Miley got out of a car and wants to encourage her to be lady-like. What he doesn’t understand is that two million of his followers saw said photo which depicted the teen singer without underwear on. It obviously looks Photoshopped, but the law is the law.

He’s sick, disgusting and twisted. The law CLEARLY states that even if the photo is manipulated, it’s still considered child pornography. So, his response is not going to save him, no matter how many times he says that Miley isn’t stupid enough to go outside without panties on.

His excuse is lame and it’s obvious that he’s just trying to get himself out of trouble. He needs to be prosecuted for pushing this photo on people. And you know Miley should be up in arms over the fact that he played her music in the background. Isn’t it just creepy how he keeps opening his legs? No one wants to see that, man. NO ONE.

Update: Someone must be getting scared. Perez just posted a link to a photo showing Miley on the set of the video she was making, wearing underwear. He said, “CLICK HERE for photographic evidence that should finally put to end all this chatter!”

Ignorance of the law is no excuse Mario. Methinks your goose is cooked. You’ll like jail, maybe then you can get a boyfriend.

Perez Hilton is such an idiot. He got ahold of a picture of Miley Cyrus’ hoohah and posted it on his official Twitter account UNCENSORED. Apparently this fool doesn’t realize that Miley is still only seventeen-years-old, mostly wholesome- not someone requiring drug addiction help …either that, or he just doesn’t care.

It’s definitely child pornography, considering the fact that he decided that the photo should be made available for mass consumption. So sickening. I hope he gets sued or arrested for this mess.

He tweeted, “If you are easily offended, do NOT click here [REDACTED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS] Oh, Miley! Warning: truly not for the easily offended!”

Idiot.

Since, the photo has been removed, but his followers have called him out for the BS:

@PerezHilton posted a picture of Miley Cyrus’s VAGINA?! GOD I hope he gets arrested for posting child pornography. PLEASE.

@perezhilton tht is basically distr kiddie porn!!! She’s UNDERAGE!! Hope the wrong person didn’t see it… Pray, baby pray.

@PerezHilton Miley woohoo on Twitter? CHILD PORN? Not 18 yet!

@PerezHilton You are the lowest of the low posting child pornography. Knew you were scum but this is a whole other level, you know no limit

Chris Hansen wants Perez to “have a seat right there.” Gross, Mario, so gross.

UPDATE BY STEPHENV: Salon.com has an informative article explaining what kind of criminal liability Perez might have foisted upon himself. We here at EarSucker just want to make it explicitly clear that we have in no way hosted, linked or otherwise facilitated the distribution of illegal (even photoshopped) material. That is all.

UPDATE BY CHRIS HANSEN: Some of you commenters… just have a seat right over there.

Update by Roberta: Newsy has this news bit of the controversy compiled from media outlets. Check out the video after the jump! (continue reading…)

Tila Tequila has officially launched her new website, MissTilaOMG.com, and as expected, it fails miserably.

Firstly, she takes aim at Paris Hilton for a sexual act that she performed at the age of sixteen. Not to mention all of the spelling, grammar errors and the factual mistakes that she has posted…She has also attacked Jessica Simpson over her weight, calling her a “fat cow”, but she must think that it’s okay because she struck it out in WordPress.

She has also posted that Khloe Kardashian used to prostitute herself at the age of fifteen for money. She has quoted a “very reliable source”, but I imagine we can expect lawsuits to go flying tomorrow morning.

A lot of her Twitter followers are already calling her out on the website, saying: (continue reading…)

Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber helped blogger Perez Hilton celebrate his 32nd birthday this weekend.

Justin showed up at Perez’s d-list party, with other celebrities including Katy Perry, Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge.

It’s unclear what the sixteen-year-old star is doing among all of that. You know they are only using each other for the publicity, right? I can’t believe that Justin would want to be seen with this guy.

Video fix: Kelis’ new video, Acapella – Popbytes

Tila Tequila is underdressed & bent over, because that’s how we all shop! – Amy Grindhouse

Britney Spears & Jason Trawick head to a hotel in Santa Monica – I Need My Fix

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt break up! – Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan facing a 5150 hold? – Hollywood Dame

Whitney Port’s sexy photoshoot – Celebrity VIP Lounge

Katy Perry has NO standards when it comes to friends – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Carrie Prejean sued by PR firm – Daily Stab

Sandra Bullock has no plans to return home – Gossips Anonymous

Robert Pattinson doesn’t want Hugh Grant comparisons – The Star Celeb

Demi Lovato is headed to Grey’s Anatomy – Right Celebrity

Perez Hilton loves a circus, the freak – Poor Britney

The Bounty Hunter heads to Paris – Busy Bee Blogger

We need to save Anderson Cooper from the Scientologists! – Dipped In Cream

America Ferrara accomplishes goals – Celeb Dirty Laundry

The Tiger Woods apology remix! – Amy Grindhouse

Video Fix: Kanye West’s “Coldest Winter” – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan dishes on drugs & rehab – Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Lopez gets dropped by her record label – Hollywood Dame

Whitney Houston bombs in Brisbane, Australia – Dipped In Cream

Whiskey In Churches vs. Perez Hilton’s musical choice – Poor Britney

Angelina Jolie looks girlie in Paris – Busy Bee Blogger

Hilary Duff rocks her gigantic ring – I Need My Fix

Simon Cowell thinks that celebrity blogger Perez Hilton might be a good fit to replace him on the next seasons of “American Idol”.

In a statement yesterday, Cowell said that Hilton knows his music and might be a good fit for the franchise. He said, “Perez would be funny. He’s got good taste in music, he’s got a personality, that could work.”

Cowell also wishes to have pop megastar Lady Gaga as a mentor for the contestants. He added, “She is the most relevant pop artist in the world right now. And she’s very smart. I like her.”

What do you think of Perez Hilton on Idol?

Sound off in the poll below!

In his “Rolling Stone” interview, John Mayer laid the verbal smackdown on blogger Perez Hilton. When asked about his face sucking buddy, he replied, “If you meet Perez Hilton, you realize this is not anyone the world should be scared of. He’s not a very bright guy, and I also think he has some sort of clinical ADHD — he seems to exhibit some sort of post-traumatic thing. He’s uneducated and highly opinionated. It is the worst combination in a human being.”

Snap!

The ball’s in your court, Mario.

Ellen DeGeneres reacts to Simon’s departure - Amy Grindhouse

J-Lo says in-vitro is messing with God – Hollywood Dame

Michael Jackson death investigation is complete (finally) – Hollywood On Crack

Sam & Adnan caused Britwick separation – Poor Britney

Noah Cyrus is trying way too hard to look like Lourdes Leon – Dipped In Cream

Video: Miley Cyrus attempted auto theft – Allie Is Wired

Gossip: Perez Hilton incorrectly reports Spider-Man news – Tragicomical

Just yesterday it was announced that Courtney Love had lost custody of her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Today, it was said that a judge ruled in favor of a temporary restraining order against the Hole mom, prohibiting her from contacting her daughter.

Courtney has taken to her official Facebook page to say this:

perez is a DOUCHE print a letter/ post in its ENTIRETY, what a fucking douche! theres not a whole lot i can do about it. this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i am angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears, she should go be a writer or an a…rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it.

and i very uch miss my daughter being a private person, and i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted,

It’s funny that TMZ left the part about Perez being a douche out.

Perez Hilton posted an article earlier today, claiming that Pete Wentz thinks his relationship with Ashlee Simpson has become a hindrance to the band.

When one fan caught wind of this, she tweeted Pete to get the news directly from the source. She said, “@petewentz PETE! what the f*ck is this about dude!? http://perezhilton.com/2009… is it true!?!?” (Not linking to said article.)

His response was classic, he said, “yeah a unicorn fact-checked it, ash loves fob.”

Perez employs unicorns? Or even fact checkers, for that matter?

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Lily Allen, sick to death of fighting the fight against music piracy, has decided to setup her own record label.

Lily already has two records under her belt, now she wants to be the one getting her pockets lined from the artists.

She said, “I’m setting up a record label at the moment, getting involved in lots of different things. I think things need to change in the music industry and we need to rethink a lot of stuff.”

Then she joked that the first artists she’ll sign on her new label will be “terrible ones that work on the radio.”

Anything would beat Perez’s offering of Sliimy, wouldn’t it?

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin