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The Tiger Woods apology remix! – Amy Grindhouse

Video Fix: Kanye West’s “Coldest Winter” – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan dishes on drugs & rehab – Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Lopez gets dropped by her record label – Hollywood Dame

Whitney Houston bombs in Brisbane, Australia – Dipped In Cream

Whiskey In Churches vs. Perez Hilton’s musical choice – Poor Britney

Angelina Jolie looks girlie in Paris – Busy Bee Blogger

Hilary Duff rocks her gigantic ring – I Need My Fix

Simon Cowell thinks that celebrity blogger Perez Hilton might be a good fit to replace him on the next seasons of “American Idol”.

In a statement yesterday, Cowell said that Hilton knows his music and might be a good fit for the franchise. He said, “Perez would be funny. He’s got good taste in music, he’s got a personality, that could work.”

Cowell also wishes to have pop megastar Lady Gaga as a mentor for the contestants. He added, “She is the most relevant pop artist in the world right now. And she’s very smart. I like her.”

What do you think of Perez Hilton on Idol?

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In his “Rolling Stone” interview, John Mayer laid the verbal smackdown on blogger Perez Hilton. When asked about his face sucking buddy, he replied, “If you meet Perez Hilton, you realize this is not anyone the world should be scared of. He’s not a very bright guy, and I also think he has some sort of clinical ADHD — he seems to exhibit some sort of post-traumatic thing. He’s uneducated and highly opinionated. It is the worst combination in a human being.”

Snap!

The ball’s in your court, Mario.

Ellen DeGeneres reacts to Simon’s departure - Amy Grindhouse

J-Lo says in-vitro is messing with God – Hollywood Dame

Michael Jackson death investigation is complete (finally) – Hollywood On Crack

Sam & Adnan caused Britwick separation – Poor Britney

Noah Cyrus is trying way too hard to look like Lourdes Leon – Dipped In Cream

Video: Miley Cyrus attempted auto theft – Allie Is Wired

Gossip: Perez Hilton incorrectly reports Spider-Man news – Tragicomical

Just yesterday it was announced that Courtney Love had lost custody of her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Today, it was said that a judge ruled in favor of a temporary restraining order against the Hole mom, prohibiting her from contacting her daughter.

Courtney has taken to her official Facebook page to say this:

perez is a DOUCHE print a letter/ post in its ENTIRETY, what a fucking douche! theres not a whole lot i can do about it. this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i am angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears, she should go be a writer or an a…rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it.

and i very uch miss my daughter being a private person, and i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted,

It’s funny that TMZ left the part about Perez being a douche out.

Perez Hilton posted an article earlier today, claiming that Pete Wentz thinks his relationship with Ashlee Simpson has become a hindrance to the band.

When one fan caught wind of this, she tweeted Pete to get the news directly from the source. She said, “@petewentz PETE! what the f*ck is this about dude!? http://perezhilton.com/2009… is it true!?!?” (Not linking to said article.)

His response was classic, he said, “yeah a unicorn fact-checked it, ash loves fob.”

Perez employs unicorns? Or even fact checkers, for that matter?

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Lily Allen, sick to death of fighting the fight against music piracy, has decided to setup her own record label.

Lily already has two records under her belt, now she wants to be the one getting her pockets lined from the artists.

She said, “I’m setting up a record label at the moment, getting involved in lots of different things. I think things need to change in the music industry and we need to rethink a lot of stuff.”

Then she joked that the first artists she’ll sign on her new label will be “terrible ones that work on the radio.”

Anything would beat Perez’s offering of Sliimy, wouldn’t it?

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

After the Video Music Awards Sunday night, Katy Perry and Russell Brand were swapping spit. Yech.

Reportedly, at Lady Gaga’s afterparty at Avenue, the twosome were spotted making out. (continue reading…)

It’s a fad, everyone. All of the latest pop stars surrounding Perez Hilton are told to look utterly stupid for any photo opportunities. Now, Lady Gaga is doing it, too.

It’s almost like they’re not looking in the mirror before stepping outside. Who knew fangs were in this year? (continue reading…)

Gross, gross, and more gross. When you read this, you’re going to picture Perez gettin’ it on and that just makes me physically ill.

Adam Lambert totally denied Perez Hilton and said that he’s taken! Ha!

I’m not sure what spawned this conversation between the two. I don’t read Perez’s craptastic website so I can’t tell you if he said some really cool things about Adam, but Adam responded with this tweet: (continue reading…)

Britney Spears used to really put on a great show. In 2001, she slithered across the stage and showed everyone what she’s got. Now, it’s more tame and so much less alive than it used to be. She’s got that Xanax look in her eyes.

Take this performance, for instance. It’s so lukewarm, I almost took a bath in it. (continue reading…)

With the launch of his new record label, Perezcious Records, Mario Lavendeira really passed over some sweet talent. The talent he passed over? South Park Enterprise is a hip hop outfit from Charleston, West Virginia.

The hip hop group consists of Lil Guy, K.A.O.$., Hen-a-say, Mic the Ripper, Future, r.a.w., Rusty Swordz, and “others to be listed”. (continue reading…)

The photo that was posted on the Michael Jackson post

I’m going to fathom a guess by the comments on Perez Hilton’s post titled, “Michael Jackson suffers heart attack, rushed to the hospital!”, that he posted some pretty insensitive words on MJ.

Not surprisingly, his post was updated to show only the facts minus the sarcasm and mean comments.

I’m guessing that he said that Michael Jackson was faking it due to the drama with his residency at the O2 Arena and all of that lawsuit drama. From the comments, apparently he told concertgoers to get a refund. (continue reading…)

Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas is speaking out against verbal and physical abuse and basically states that he does not, nor has ever, condoned any type of violence.

Check out his official statement with regard to the Toronto incident involving celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton:

I will not continue to comment specifically on the incident that happened in Toronto last weekend… But I would hate for my silence to be misconstrued… I do not condone harassment or violence of any kind…

No one deserves physical abuse…
And no one deserves verbal abuse…
No one deserves that…

Everyone needs to be respected…
And no ones name should be slandered in the name of hate and disrespect…
And fyi…”not every black man is a thug”… (continue reading…)

It’s round two (or three?) in the battle between celebrity blogger Perez Hilton and the Black Eyed Peas. More specifically, Lavandeira is now suing the Peas’ manager, Polo Molina, in a civil suit filed today.

Lavandeira is suing for battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress. He is seeking unspecified damages in excess of $25,000. In the suit, Lavandeira is reportedly seeking to protect his rights to free speech and claims that Molina attacked him because he made critical comments about the Black Eyed Peas’ new album. (continue reading…)

Someone has created this funny mashup of Perez Hilton vs. the Black Eyed Peas, in a song called, “He Got Boom Boom Powed”. I can’t help but laugh. Violence is never the answer, but crap if this isn’t hilarious!

If the video doesn’t work, you can listen to the audio here:

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Via Popbytes