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I just can’t get enough of writing about this clown with too much mousse.

Pete Wentz got political at last night’s NME Awards in L.A. He scribbled “Coltan is a conflict diamond” on his shirt. That was his part of the silent protest against the mining of coltan diamonds in Africa.

Wentz told reporters, “People have got to be careful what they buy.”

The greasy haired one mentioned that the engagement ring he bought that lousy singer his fiance was not a conflict diamond.

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I know, I know, chivalry is not dead…blah, blah, blah.

Apparently, Petey thought it was 1950 and asked for permission to marry Ashlee Simpson.

Awwww….

Back to our regularly scheduled nonsense…

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How cool is that! After many months of speculation that the couple were going to get married, we have just learned that the happy couple are indeed engaged!

Congratulations are in order!

God, I wonder what their children are going to look like.

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz has said that he can’t stand Ashlee Simpson’s too-revealing outfits and has taken a liking to stitching them up for her personally. He says that he has taken up sewing as a hobby because it calms his nerves.

Ashlee Simpson does like to wear her tight and revealing clothes, but he decided on his own to stitch them up, so maybe her goodies aren’t falling out all over the place?

Control freak or weirdo? Or both?

Ummm….I really don’t know what to say about this one, except for maybe they should’ve put Ashlee Simpson on the cover instead of Pete Wentz.

This cover makes me think he’s a little fruity. Just sayin’.

Pete Wentz and Fall Out Boy scored a big fat zero at the Grammys this year.

From his blog, you can read his whining:

the first reaction is jealousy mixed with a slight sense of entitlement. we just want to be a part of your club.

(almost) noone in this industry has vision beyond the fear that this week is their last paycheck. we want our songs to be immortal and a statue doesnt do anything to help them live forever.

This is my graphical interpretation of what just happened here:

Sometimes, I have too much time on my hands.

Pete Wentz is amused to be included on the unsexy list due to his mullet.

Wentz, who is dating sexy singer Ashlee Simpson, featured in website AOL’s Completely Unofficial Top 11 Unsexiest Men countdown, but claims not to take jibes about his looks seriously. He tells MTV, “I’m just happy to be nominated. It’s funny, I got on People’s Most Beautiful list because of eyeliner, and I got on AOL’s Most Unsexy because of eyeliner too. It was the reference in both of those. “And I don’t really view myself as a particularly attractive person. So it doesn’t really bum me out that much. I have a mullet. I don’t care.”