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On Wednesday, it was speculated that teen singer Miley Cyrus might be taking it all off for Playboy magazine.

We reported:

“The simple answer is she is the one that you and all the other readers would like to see,” Hef said coyly. “That person changes every month and year, it depends on who the hot celebrity of the month is.”

Gossip Cop refuted the rumors:

A source tells Gossip Cop that while Hefner would like her to be in the men’s mag, Cyrus is not going to take it off for Playboy.

We’ve already seen enough of her girlie bits already….or have we?

Now that Miley Cyrus has reached the ripe age of eighteen, the perverts of the world are anxiously awaiting those newly legal nip slips and upskirt photos.

What some of the male population of her fans are really wondering now, is whether or not Miley plans on posing nude for Playboy? Hey, let’s be real here. It’s only a matter of time before her goodies are legally plastered all over the internet as she drunkenly gets out of a limo, so she might as well profit!

Fox News talked to Hef about Miley, here’s the scoop:

Speaking of children, Disney darling turned racy pop star Miley Cyrus enters adulthood as she celebrates her 18th birthday Tuesday, and we couldn’t help but ask if any offers were on the table for her to make her “adult” status a little more official with an appearance in the men’s magazine…

“The simple answer is she is the one that you and all the other readers would like to see,” Hef said coyly. “That person changes every month and year, it depends on who the hot celebrity of the month is.”

Should she pose for the men’s magazine? Would you buy it?

Rihanna says that she won’t pose nude for Playboy magazine for money, but will she do it for a Klondike bar? I kid, I kid.

In a new interview, Rihanna said that she has already turned down an offer to pose nude for Playboy, but said that she was open to it moreso if it were on her own terms.

She said, “If I’m gonna take my clothes off, it has to be in a classy way and my will, not a check. I wouldn’t take any money to do that. I got a few offers to do Playboy actually. They want to pay you to be naked on the cover.”

So what were those photos with Chris Brown all about then?

Justin Bieber’s mother, Patricia Bieber, has rejected an offer to pose in a topless photo shoot for Playboy magazine. Reportedly, she turned the offer down because the idea of posing semi-nude is against her religious values.

Justin’s rep said, “While natures beauty in any form is worthy of appreciation, Justin’s mom Patricia is a born again Christian.”

And there you have it! I can’t say that I blame her.

As we’ve reported earlier, Playboy was looking to get Oksana Grigorieva to pose nude in their magazine for the paltry sum of $75,000.

She has since declined the offer, saying that not to hold your breath anytime soon — or ever, for that matter.

Her rep issued a statement, saying, “Not now, not ever, nor for any amount of money, would our client, Oksana Grigorieva, even consider any offer to pose for Playboy. Someone might have sent an email to one of her representatives but that’s not news.”

And there you have it. She’s not going to show her butt for Playboy to make a few bucks to pay for attorney’s fees.

Playboy magazine has extended an offer to Mel Gibson’s ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. Apparently the publication wants all of the men in the world to see what attracted Mel in the first place.

They are looking for her to pose completely nude and are willing to pay her a sum of $75,000 for the privilege.

TMZ reports:

Sources close to the offer tell us Playboy is willing to fork over a cool $75,000 for her trouble — and to sweeten the deal, they’re even willing to give Oksana the cover … a pretty enticing move for a struggling musician looking for some non-Mel publicity.

So far, no word on whether Oksana is considering the move — but with her significant legal debt, it could be the perfect opportunity.

Is this something that you’d want to see?

Jersey Shore starlet Jenni “JWoww” Farley was offered $400,000 to bare all in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine, but has since turned it down.

She talked to Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning to discuss why she turned down the offer for the men’s publication.

She said, “I’m not gonna do Playboy in the near future. There is a better opportunity out there that everyone will probably see soon, and that’s what I’m going to go with.”

Then Ryan asked, “What’s better than $400,000?”, to which she responded, “You’ll have to wait and see!”

Any guesses?

Playgirl has offered Jersey Shore actor Vinny Guadagnino $30,000 to pose nude for their magazine. Isn’t that kind of a low number, considering Playboy just offered Jeni Farley $400,000 to pose for them? That figure seems like an insult, if you ask me. They shelled out $100,000 for Levi Johnston to show absolutely nothing in his spread.

According to a Playgirl rep, “We would offer Vinny $30,000 plus a portion of the proceeds.”

Boring! Next!

Rachel Uchitel was recently offered $300,000 by Playboy to pose almost completely nude for their publication. But the deal went South when Tiger Woods stepped in and squashed it. Apparently they wanted a photo of Rachel on the cover with a reference to the famous golfer, but he was having none of it.

Radar Online reports:

“It put Rachel in significant danger of losing the millions of dollars Tiger paid her,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

“The magazine wanted to mention Rachel’s relationship with Tiger, but it would have jeopardized the deal she already made with him.

“They refused to give her complete control of the cover so she could make sure Tiger wasn’t mentioned.”

You’d think she would just want to keep the millions she got from Tiger and live it up…but she’s trying to get greedy.

Kim Kardashian got all whiney in 2007 when she did her photo shoot for Playboy magazine. She said she regretted doing it and that her mom pushed her into it. I’m sure she was singing a different tune all the way to the bank.

Now, some (Update: ALL of the pics) of the photos that were issued exclusively to Playboy’s Cyber Club have hit the ‘net!

You can check out some of these super racy photos HERE. Be warned, it’s Kim Kardashian circa 1997, so she was still in her “fame hungry” stage.

Oh wait, she still is. I digress. Check ‘em out!

This post should’ve been titled, “Laughing all the way to the bank”, because that’s exactly what is happening with former Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon and boyfriend Sam Jones III. After capitalizing on Heidi Montag’s “fame” and right off the coattails of her relationship with Hugh Hefner, Karissa is about to score big with Vivid Entertainment.

TMZ reports:

Hirsch tells TMZ he actually laid eyes on the tape which co-stars Karissa’s boyfriend, “Smallville” actor Sam Jones III. Hirsch says it was sent to him from “a reputable third party” and that he’d “love to be able to release it.”

The XXX footage in question sounds a lot like the sex tape Karissa claims Spencer Pratt stole from her house — which, as we first reported, she’s threatening to sue him over if he doesn’t return it.

Vivid’s chief isn’t divulging who dropped the tape in his lap, but does say he’s “very impressed with the quality and content” — which sounds like executive speak for … it’s smoking hot!

Will you be falling all over yourself to buy this video???

RadarOnline has posted the above photo of former Playboy playmate Kendra Wilkinson looking a bit strange. Why, you may ask? Well, the photo above is right before she went under the knife and had her nose job.

Don’t you just love the eye makeup? She looks so young and hillbilly. And just as this photo has been released, there are also nude pics of the starlet that have been leaked. Say you didn’t see this one coming, I dare you.

Radar reports:

According to a well-placed source, Kendra—who was working as a stripper in her hometown of San Diego—couldn’t wait to show off her new breast implants. At the time, she was dating her long-time boyfriend Justin Frye, who also appears in Kendra’s now infamous sex tape.

Dumb! I guess she knew she wasn’t destined for much except being a sex symbol.

Before Montana Fishburne disgraced the family name with a porno flick with Vivid, she tried out for Playboy. Ensuring that she’s continuing to follow Kim Kardashian’s path to the spotlight, she posed for a racy shoot for the men’s magazine.

We’re not going to show you the pics, because we’re classy like that. But you can find them here, if you’re interested. No judgment. But fyi, they used a lot of Photoshop on that booty of hers.

And who knew that Kim would be such a role model??!??

On top of the announcement that Vienna Girardi is posing for Playboy, it appears that her ex-fiancee Jake Pavelka might be showing a little bit of skin himself.

Playgirl’s VP of Marketing, Daniel Nardicio, is still trying to figure out how much a shoot with the former Bachelor is worth. He said, “We’re determining the value of a shoot with Jake, who exemplifies our classic American guy at Playgirl. It’s obvious he likes the limelight, and I intuit that he looks good naked. Most people realize that reality show fame is fleeting and largely a dead end for the actors, so this is a way to extend that fame, and make a cute profit off of it.”

When asked how pay is determined, Nardicio said, “I have a lot of factors that I add together to figure out a model’s worth. I guess like a c*** calculator.”

He said that it would be in the six figure range. He better hurry before the public gets bored with him!

There has been a bitter battle between The Bachelor star Jake Pavelka and ex-fiancee Vienna Girardi since they’ve broken up. She says he’s a lying famewhore and he says that he had trust issues with her. It’s been a tug-of-war as far as who pulled the trigger on their relationship….But Vienna wants to get the last laugh by posing for Playboy magazine.

Star magazine reports:

“I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year,” Vienna tells Star.

“The Bachelor didn’t pay me a dime, and I ran through my savings living with Jake,” Vienna says of her decision to pose for Playboy — a deal she hopes will net her $250,000. ” I need the money. And I want to do something fun and happy for myself!”

I don’t wanna see this chick in Playboy unless they put a bag over her head. For Playboy lite, you can look here or here.

Justin Bieber is a little grossed out by claims that his mother, Pattie Mallette, was set to do a Playboy shoot for $50,000.

The teenage singer took to his official Twitter to deny the claims, saying, “My mom is a moral woman…let’s just leave that one for what it is…because that rumor just gross and weirded me out…”

I bet! I would be weirded out, too! He took the high road on that one and didn’t play into any of the media hype.

In an interview with Playboy magazine, John Mayer referred to ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” and said that she was crazy in the sack.

Now, Hole singer Courtney Love has something to say about it…Now that the fuss has died down some. On her official Twitter page, she said, “Do you ever feel like spite hate fucking John Mayer. Just to put him in his place, he’s a better guitarist than me but not better in bed! Say your fucking John Mayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times… Mayer’s a little bland for me and youngish. I’ll do young, but he’s neither Yale Harvard Oxford and he’s not really rock, so not for me.”

Anything to get the media spotlight, eh Court?

When John Mayer referred to Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” and said that she was like a drug that he would sell off all of his stuff to snort, you would think she would be flattered.

Alas, she wasn’t. In fact, she was more ticked off by John’s insights. A friend of Jessica’s said, “Jessica was shocked. She was really pissed off at first when she heard about it, then she read the whole interview, and the first thing that she said was, ‘I’m annoyed John would sink so low.’”

Annoyed? That’s it? When TMZ caught up with her, she just chuckled at the news and said that she didn’t want to box him. Tame! John got off lucky. He’s such a douche.

According to the National Enquirer, Gossip Girl star Blake Lively was set to shed her clothes for Playboy and was asking a whopping $2.5 million for doing so. Not so, according to her rep, who has denied the claims.

The Enquirer reports:

“‘Playboy’ had already been calling her — she figures a ‘Playboy’ spread now will really give her some heat in her career,” said a source.

According to Celebrity Mania, the rep has called BS on the reports:

“Nothing about that is true. There’s not one ounce of truth to it.”

Good for her.

After all of the fuss over her first Playboy photoshoot, Heidi Montag is claiming that *this time* she’s going to take it all off for the publication. Because that’ll increase sales, RIGHT.

NY Daily News reports:

Following her cover shoot for the nudie mag last September, the 23-year-old starlet confirmed to RadarOnline.com that the second shoot will be “soon, very soon.”

“I cannot wait to show off my new assets,” the famously altered star of MTV’s “The Hills” said. “I’m very excited.”

The blonde bimbus states that after having gone under the knife in a record ten surgeries in one day, she’s finally ready to show the world what Spencer comes home to every night. Yuck.

While Jessica Simpson giggled about John Mayer’s sexy comments and the rest of the world hated his racist stupidity, Holly Robinson Peete is flattered.

She said, “I’m levitating. There’s nothing that makes a 45-year-old mother of four feel better when she’s dropping her kids off at school than to get a link on my iPohne that says John Mayer thinks I’m hot. I don’t know who is happier, me or my husband. John Mayer is part of the soundtrack of our everyday lives. We always have music playing in the house, and it’s usually dad’s mixes with John Mayer songs. Rodney has like a big giant bromance crush on John Mayer.”

I guess she didn’t read the entire interview?

Update: I was right, she hadn’t had the opportunity to read the interview in its entirety. But that didn’t stop the internet from jumping all over her back. Read her full response here so you know what her day was like that day.

John Mayer has taken to his official Twitter account to apologize for using the “N” word in his Playboy interview.

He tweeted, “Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.” (continue reading…)

Heidi Montag has already altered her body, adding ginormous boobs and has de-horsified her face. Given that she didn’t show anything in her last issue of Playboy, she’s hinted that she just might next time around.

According to MSNBC:

“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door,” said the source. “The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures.”

“She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine,” according to one of Montag’s friends, who spoke to In Touch Weekly.

I bet she does need the money, considering she’s already said that she sunk millions into her album.