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Now that Prince Harry has shown off the Royal family jewels in Las Vegas, the party Prince has gotten an offer to pose nude — legit. His security team didn’t have the foresight to snatch up all of the cellphones belonging to the chicks his Royal Highness partied with — and now Playgirl” magazine wants a slice of the royal pie.

Just days after the royal Vegas scandal, “Playgirl” shot off a letter to the ginger Prince, trying to capitalize on his Vegas shame. The publication’s publisher, Vincent Stevens said, “I think what we all started to decide right away was just how much money the offers would go out for him. There’s no way in the world that he would ever consider this but you’re talking about numbers in the six figures right off the bat.”

He went on to say, “He’s a wild party guy. He’s appealing to a lot of people because, although he’s from the royal family, there’s sort of this untamed nature to him. I think that’s something that’s really attractive to our readers and to the general public. He can’t be contained by the royal family. He’s just a free spirit.”

He added, “I think the bidding would start in the low six figures. I think a million dollars is not out of the question.”

Adam Steck, producer of Australia’s Thunder From Down Under weighed in, saying, “I’m not sure his mum would approve, even though Harry’s not Australian he’d be an amazing addition to our cast!”

Further rushing forth our efforts to make a Maksim Chmerkovskiy Playgirl photo shoot happen, Dancing With The Stars contestant Chelsea Kane tweeted the above photo of the pro dancer, shirtless.

She tweeted, “God bless America! @ CBS Television City” along with the picture of Maks showing off his look for America night on DWTS.

In response, he re-tweeted the photo, adding, “That was privately for you, Kane! LOL”.

Does this mean that Chelsea and Maks are an item? Will we get a Playgirl shoot after all? These questions and more will be answered in the next episode! (Of what, we don’t know…) Hey Maks, can we get an answer???

Dancing With The Stars pro dancer Karina Smirnoff might not have a problem shedding the clothes for an upcoming issue of Playboy, but will Maksim Chmerkovskiy be joining her?

Reportedly, Karina was keeping quiet about her photo shoot while backstage at DWTS. She said, “I don’t think it’s fair to this experience to talk about it. I’m enjoying it way too much to take attention away [from it].”

An insider says Maks might want to jump on the nude bandwagon and pose for Playgirl magazine. The snitch said, “I’m sure Maks would jump at the chance to appear in Playgirl, but I doubt Derek or Mark would ever do it. However, I doubt the show would ever sign off on that. Even if Maks has plenty to show off!”

Double standards!

Recently, Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio put out a bounty on nude photos of CNN correspondent, Anderson Cooper. The rep offered up a cool $10,000 to anyone who could produce photos of Anderson. Since, he has rejected the offer after deciding better of it.

E-Online reports:

“I got some guys who claimed they had pics of Anderson’s goods, but then I did a gut check and the whole affair seemed unseemly,” Nardicio said.

And yes, Gyllenhaal’s recent urinal run-in influenced his decision.

“I changed my mind and took the offer off the table, considering Anderson is in Japan reporting and in light of the whole Jake Gyllenhaal urinal stalker,” he added.

Would you rather see Jake in the buff??? Let us know in the comments!

Breaking Dawn actor Robert Pattinson covers the latest issue of Playgirl UK — and he’s in a suit! Talk about unexpected!

I would’ve thought something about this photo shoot would’ve been leaked, but the publication kept mum on its cover star. Now to the good part! Is he naked in the magazine?!?!?

Nope, say insiders. He’s actually wearing a nice tuxedo for the entire shoot. Not fair. Still, if you want to see Rob nude, look no further than his upcoming movie, Bel Ami.

He said, “I think there’s quite a bit of nudity. I think there’s a lot of my crack in it!”

Well, not so eloquently put, Rob, but us ladies will take what we can get!

Playgirl magazine will do anything to get their most wanted naked man — and that includes offering up a measly $10,000 for some naked Anderson Cooper goodness.

Reportedly, the publication has offered $10,000 to anyone who can cough up nude photos of the CNN correspondent. According to Playgirl’s spokesman, Daniel Nardicio, Anderson is at the very top of their ‘Top 10 Guys We Want To See Naked’.

Daniel commented, “He’s got this charisma that a lot of our readers are attracted to, plus now he’s all muscled, so he’s not only smart but also hot. Both our male and female readers love Anderson.”

Is $10,000 an insult to Anderson’s hotness? Aside from that, who would you rather see naked in their magazine? Let us know in the comments!

According to reports, Playgirl is offering Rob Kardashian a sum of $45,000 to pose nude for the publication. When asked about whether or not the magazine was also interested in Scott Disick, Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio laid it down for us.

He said, “While most people assumed we’d be interested in Scott, my interest actually lies in the adorable Rob Kardashian. Rob is a perfect example of the classic Playgirl model, and we’d be proud to have him join the ranks of other quasi celebs to strop for Playgirl.”

IDLYITW reports:

Rob is being offered a cool $45,000 to get naked, but you might say it’s kind of a, er, package deal considering it also includes some help getting into shape. “I’d bring him to NYC to work with my trainer for a few weeks though, as he looks like he could use a few weeks prep before the shoot,” says Nardicio.

Who would you rather see strip for Playgirl???

Playgirl has offered Jersey Shore actor Vinny Guadagnino $30,000 to pose nude for their magazine. Isn’t that kind of a low number, considering Playboy just offered Jeni Farley $400,000 to pose for them? That figure seems like an insult, if you ask me. They shelled out $100,000 for Levi Johnston to show absolutely nothing in his spread.

According to a Playgirl rep, “We would offer Vinny $30,000 plus a portion of the proceeds.”

Boring! Next!

According to Playgirl’s VP of Marketing, Daniel Nardicio, he extended an offer to Bachelor star, Jake Pavelka to pose nude for the publication. Now, Jake’s rep has released a statement saying that he’s not going to do it.

His rep said, “Jake is not doing Playgirl – never considered it, never will.”

His ex-fiancee, Vienna Girardi isn’t doing Playboy like she claimed, either. So they’re even.

Are you bummed?

On top of the announcement that Vienna Girardi is posing for Playboy, it appears that her ex-fiancee Jake Pavelka might be showing a little bit of skin himself.

Playgirl’s VP of Marketing, Daniel Nardicio, is still trying to figure out how much a shoot with the former Bachelor is worth. He said, “We’re determining the value of a shoot with Jake, who exemplifies our classic American guy at Playgirl. It’s obvious he likes the limelight, and I intuit that he looks good naked. Most people realize that reality show fame is fleeting and largely a dead end for the actors, so this is a way to extend that fame, and make a cute profit off of it.”

When asked how pay is determined, Nardicio said, “I have a lot of factors that I add together to figure out a model’s worth. I guess like a c*** calculator.”

He said that it would be in the six figure range. He better hurry before the public gets bored with him!