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Even though Demi Lovato’s rep has called BS on the sex tape rumors, PornHub is still trying to get their hands on the alleged tape, Earsucker.com has learned.

They’ve sent the Disney starlet a letter, asking her to fork over the tape for a quick $100,000. Check out the letter that they’ve sent Demi:

Dear Miss Lovato,

Like the title of your first album, “Here We Go Again!”

We are stunned, yet very excited to hear rumors that there may be a possible sex tape of you floating around! Now that you have turned 18, there are a myriad of possibilities for a young girl like you to make a fortune in the adult entertainment business.

Our website, PornHub.com gets over 6 BILLION impressions a month, making us one of the largest websites in the world when it comes to web traffic. We here at PornHub.com know that if you starred in an X rated scene, and were featured in our free website in the “Celebrity” area you’d have more people see you in a week than have ever seen you in your entire career.

Knowing that you have had a tumultuous year, we are hoping that we can spread our Holiday cheer this season by offering you $100,000 for your tape and full model release. Please contact me to discuss how we can assist you in taking advantage of this lucrative opportunity in lieu of it leaking on the internet whereby you will realize no monetary gain.

You don’t have to star with male talent, we are willing to accept a solo or Girl-Girl scene just as long as it’s shot in HD. Please have a representative contact us to let us know if you are willing to accept our gracious offer, and we hope you are having a wonderful Holiday Season.

Her rep has yet to issue a statement on the offer.

After Miley Cyrus was “only having fun” with a bong, which caused a huge controversy, she has since been hard at work at her leading role in So Undercover.

Reportedly, Miley has been “working from early morning til late at night” just to make sure she’s getting all of her lines down for the movie. She has even been working with the director to “see where she needs to improve” and has requested additional takes to make sure scenes are just right.

I think Miley’s future would be brighter if she took that porn company up on their offer to set up a Miley Cyrus Channel on their website. Men would pay more to see this chick walk around in her underwear on a webcam than go to a movie theater and see her new movie. And she’d earn more. Don’t you think?

And it’s a win/win for everyone, because then, we wouldn’t have to see her act.