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Jessica Simpson looks as if she’s getting ready to pop at any moment now. She looks uncomfortable and is ready to give birth so that she can try to get her old body back. Now there are rumors floating around that Jessica is looking to fork over two million dollars on the delivery of her first child with fiance Eric Johnson.

Reportedly, Jessica is looking to really go all out and pamper herself for their daughter’s birth. Money is apparently no object to Jessica as the happy couple welcomes their daughter Maxi into the world. Even worse, she’s said to be planning on selling the first photos of the tot to a tabloid.

She was said to have rented out an entire wing of the hospital so that she won’t have any distractions when she goes to give birth. A pal said, “If her friends and family want to visit her, they’ll have to make it through numerous checkpoints!”

Jessica is also said to be hiring 30 armed guards to protect her bundle of joy 24/7. The pal said, “She’s terrified of kidnapping. Her head of security just held a pre-birth meeting for her family to brief them on the rules!”

I certainly hope that Jessica wouldn’t really spend two million dollars on just the delivery. I don’t think these reports are based in fact whatsoever. Do you?

Poor Jessica Simpson looks like she is ready to pop out that baby at any moment now. She and fiance Eric Johnson are expecting their first child together within the next three weeks, but she looks as if she’s ready to burst.

Jessica says that she can’t wait to give birth already so that she can get started on working off the 40 pounds that she has gained as a result of this pregnancy. Not only all of that, but she looks extremely uncomfortable carrying around all of that weight, doesn’t she?

She said that she has enjoyed not having to watch what she eats or work out at all, but she’s looking forward to dropping the weight to get her body back.

In a new interview, she said, “I had a great pregnancy. Eating and not having to worry too much about it has been fun. Taking a break from working out has definitely been fun. But I’m ready for it to be over. I’m ready to have my body back! I feel like I could pop at any second.”

She probably could pop at any second. During her interview with Ellen DeGeneres, the talk show host had a paramedic on standby just in case she went into labor.

Fashion mogul Jessica Simpson appears on the April cover of Elle magazine nude and pregnant and apparently the magazine cover has offended some people!

The photo above shows Jessica nude with one hand covering her breast and the other cradling her belly. This has caused some trouble for a Safeway in Tucson, Arizona after the store received some complaints about the image. This has prompted the management at the store to cover the photo with cardboard or just turn it around.

A spokeswoman for Safeway said that the manager of the store received “multiple complaints” over the image so they blocked it with cardboard to block anything that could be offensive to their customers.

Did you find the image offensive? The cover paid homage to Demi Moore’s 1991 cover of Vanity Fair where she was seen striking the same pregnant nude pose.

Thoughts?

In February, Reese Witherspoon gave an interview where she said that she would love to have more children. Well, she has gotten her wish because she has just announced on the latest cover of Us Weekly that she’s pregnant with her third child!

This is her first child with husband Jim Toth, whom she married last March in Ojai, California. She already has a son, Deacon, and a daughter, Ava, with former husband, Ryan Phillippe.

A source revealed, “Reese is right around 12 weeks”, adding that she is “not planning to announce it”. But this is a sort of announcement, isn’t it?

A pal told the publication, “Reese and Jim have been trying to get pregnant. The timing is right. She’s so happy!”

Congratulations are in order for them! It looks like Reese will get that big, happy family that she has always wanted. I bet they’re over the moon with excitement for their new addition!

When Kristin Cavallari began her competition on the 2011 season of Dancing With The Stars, it was rumored that she and Jay Cutler ended their engagement. It was said that he broke things off right before her sucktastic journey on the show. What made matters worse was the fact that she had already tried on wedding dresses — publicly.

Now the news has hit the internet that Kristin and Jay are expecting their first child together. The news came as a bit of a surprise to them, too. They had discussed the possibility of having babies on down the line, but wasn’t expecting to be expecting this soon.

Jay has taken to his official Twitter page to discuss the previous rumors of their breakup. We’re guessing that’s just because the entire internet called DOUCHE when it was announced that he broke off their engagement shortly after her public wedding dress photo shoot.

He tweeted, “Thanks for all the tweets. We couldn’t be more excited. We don’t usually comment on our relationship but for the record I never broke up with Kristin. Its unfortunate some people are saying hurtful things during such a joyous moment in our life.”

So basically she had to look single for DWTS, so that gossipmongers like us could make up rumors that she was banging Mark Ballas? We’ll buy that.

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After numerous weeks of speculation, we’ve learned that Jessica Simpson has finally confirmed the news: She’s pregnant!

Twenty minutes ago, Jessica posted an announcement with a link on her Twitter page. As it turns out, she didn’t need $500,000 to confirm the news after all.

In a post on her official site, she says, “It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!”

Like we didn’t know that….It was pretty obvious there, Jessica.

In addition to her confirmation, she also posted a photo of herself in a mummy Halloween costume, cradling her growing baby bump.

A source said, “The mommy-to-be is feeling great. And daddy Eric is incredibly excited!”

This will be their first child together! Congratulations on your happy news, Jess!

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It’s all starting to make sense now. Jessica Simpson doesn’t seem to want to confirm her obvious pregnancy, because her ex-boyfriend, Tony Romo and his wife, Candice Crawford, are expecting their first child together! Makes sense.

Perhaps she’s being kind in keeping the news to herself, considering she has a little more visibility than Candice?

Fox News reports:

Romo and Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin were at Cedar Hill High School in Cedar Hill, Texas, to address students as part of the school’s Red Ribbon drug prevention campaign, when he revealed the news.

When a teen asked Romo if he had any children, the quarterback replied, “I got one on the way. My wife’s pregnant.”

Reportedly, Tony and Jessica were dating until he dumped her in the middle of an Ihop parking lot. It was right afterward that he started romancing Candice.

The happy couple were married in Dallas in May. Congratulations to both of them on their new addition!

Fashion designer Jessica Simpson has been parading her huge baby bump all over the place, leaving little question as to whether or not she is expecting a child with fiancee, Eric Johnson.

She has been showing off her growing baby bump in some tight clothes. But has she actually confirmed the news?!?

OK! magazine says yes. In their last issue, apparently she gave them a quote about pregnancy and eating whatever she wants.

In her interview with the tabloid, Jessica reportedly said, “Well, now I can eat anything I want and no one will care. It’s just sort of a rule with pregnant women.”

She hasn’t issued an official confirmation through her rep or commented about her baby news on Twitter. I have to wonder if she’s really holding out for a half million dollars for the confirmation? Hey, if Lindsay Lohan can sell nude photos of herself to Playboy for a million, then anything can happen.

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Jessica Simpson doesn’t seem to want to hide the fact that she’s sporting a baby bump. Yesterday, the singer-turned-fashion designer walked through LAX airport and didn’t make any attempt to hide her growing bump!

Jessica has yet to confirm the news that she’s pregnant by fiancee, Eric Johnson. It was rumored that Jessica was looking to garner a sum of $500,000 for her pregnancy confirmation story. We think that’s kind of BS, considering she’s already mega-rich.

Check out another photo:

Is she or isn’t she? We think it’s more than obvious that she is pregnant. But time will tell. In time, she will lose the opportunity to score a payday for the confirmation, as time will take care of that for her.

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Jessica Simpson hasn’t really done much to fend off the rumors that she’s pregnant by fiancee, Eric Johnson.

Last week, OK! magazine published their cover, featuring Jessica with a “Yes, I’m having a baby!” story. That was followed up with the rumors that Jessica was looking for a half million dollar payday to confirm the pregnancy news.

The only news we’ve heard from the Simpson camp, was that her father, Joe, tweeted this message, “Makes me crazy when people lie about my children!!”

Still, it’s almost getting to the point that we’re not going to need any official confirmation anymore. She’s getting bigger and bigger. Just yesterday, this photo was taken of Jessica at the 7-11 in Los Angeles. It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?

Congratulations are in order!

Songstress Beyonce hijacked the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards tonight by making the announcement that she is pregnant by her husband Jay-Z!

There have been many rumors and speculation surrounding Beyonce and whether or not she’s pregnant…so this is just one big, huge confirmation of what we all suspected.

This will be their first child together. Beyonce also showed off her growing baby bump on the red carpet. She looks super cute and we’re sure that she will make a great mother. Congratulations to the happy couple!

We can’t wait to hear what the haters and trolls are going to say about this…. But we have to ask two things….What will they name the baby? And will they have their son or daughter in the entertainment business?

What do you think?

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When the news was announced that basketball player Kris Humphries had proposed to reality star Kim Kardashian, the first thing that popped into our heads was the thought that she’s probably knocked up.

I mean, why else would this fool drop two million dollars on a ring that size for someone who has become famous for having sex on camera.

OK! magazine is just reading our minds here, from a week ago. For sure, we called that mess. There’s good reason why Kris Jenner is rubbing her hands together with that “my evil plan is working glare”. There’s probably a bun in this chick’s oven and they’re going to make millions from it.

What I don’t get is why these broads are famous in the first place. Do they have any discernible talent besides allowing themselves to get sold out on television?

Back to the story at hand. Apparently Kim Kardashian is pregnant. The title of this wonderful cover is “Kim’s Wedding Surprise: I’m Having A Baby!” with the underneath text saying, “She reveals her big news to family & friends. An overjoyed Kim says, ‘I can’t stop crying!’”

She can’t stop crying? Perhaps that’s because she’s busy counting all of the money that she’s going to make off of this whole wedding and fake baby business. Ugh. Someone shoot us now.

Now that the news is out that Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kris Humphries, we have to wonder if she’s knocked up by him. Seriously. She’s been married before and was spotted with Gabriel Aubry and Kanye West right before dating Kris.

They’ve only been dating for six months and the guy has already popped the question?!??

And this is not to say that a girl can’t get engaged to be married out of love, but we’re curious…. Why the rush? There’s plenty of time to get hitched, isn’t there?

She dated Reggie Bush for a long time and the idea of marriage didn’t come up. Besides all of that, is Kris insane? He plopped down a whopping two million for her ring and it’s 20.5 carats. Holy crap, that’s huge.

Is that a ploy to throw everyone off? Perhaps it’s a bonus because she’s knocked up? We have so many questions. Aren’t you curious?

In the photo of them on the cover of People magazine, both of their hands are on her belly. Is there a baby in there? Do you care?

Inquiring minds wanna know!!

According to reports from MediaTakeOut.com and RadarOnline.com, who’s quoting MTO, songstress Mariah Carey has given birth to her and husband, Nick Cannon’s twins!

MTO reports:

A VERY reliable MediaTakeOut.com snitch told us that as of THIS MORNING, R&B singer Mariah Carey gave birth to two HEALTHY BABIES today. Coincidentally, today is Nick and Mariah’s THIRD anniversary. TRIPLE congrats guys!!!

We expect an OFFICIAL announcement, including the babies NAMES and weights any minute now.

We’re still waiting on the official confirmation, so stay tuned as more information becomes available!

Update: The AP reports that Mariah’s rep has confirmed the news that she has given birth this morning:

Carey’s representative, Cindi Berger, confirmed the births to The Associated Press. The singing superstar gave birth Saturday at 12:07 p.m. EDT at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles. Berger says the baby girl was born first, weighing 5 pounds, 3 ounces, and was 18 inches long; her brother was next, at 5 pounds 6 ounces, and was 19 inches.

Berger says the couple has not named the children yet. Cannon drove Carey to the hospital in their Rolls-Royce Phantom. Berger said the 41-year-old Carey, who had gone through false labor, was calm, thinking that it was another false alarm.

Congratulations to Mariah and Nick!

Mariah Carey tweeted the above photo recently of her pregnant belly painted with a butterfly. Now, we’ve learned that the songbird is ready to pop!

She’s pregnant with the couple’s twins, one boy and one girl and her husband Nick Cannon revealed that she’s ready to give birth any minute now! I bet they’re excited!

In a new appearance on The Talk, he said, “How’s Mariah doing? She’s pregnant. She’s doing amazing, but literally, it’s any moment now. It’s not even any day now. She is ready to just pop! The baby nurse and all that is ready. The bags are packed! I don’t know why I’m here!”

I wonder what they’re going to name “dem babies”. Any guesses???

Rumors were aflutter, suggesting that Tori Spelling was pregnant — and now she has confirmed the news!

She took to her official Twitter page 20 minutes ago to say, “I know there’s been a lot of speculation, so I wanted everyone to hear from me… Its official…Dean & I are PREGNANT!!!!”

This will be the couple’s third child together. They already have a son Liam and a daughter Stella.

Congratulations to them!

In a post on her Facebook wall, Jessica Alba has confirmed the news that little Honor Marie is going to be a big sister!

In her message, she wrote:

It’s been a while since I’ve been on FB & I thought I’d drop by to let you all in on some exciting news>Honor is going to be a Big Sister! Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn’t hear about it somewhere else. I appreciated all of the love and support you gave me during my first pregnancy and will definitely appreciate it again this time around. Have a great day. Jess.

Congratulations to Jessica and Cash!

Khloe Kardashian has always been one for the TMI! Now, she’s keeping her mouth shut about the most recent pregnancy rumors!

Khloe has been plagued by pregnancy reports ever since she got married to Lamar Odom just a year ago and now she has decided to keep us guessing! Go figure!

Khloe said cryptically, “People always forget that there’s a period of time when you shouldn’t really talk about it. And when that day happens and I get pregnant, I have to protect myself and my family until it’s safe enough to talk about it.”

She went on to say, “People get upset because I don’t confirm or deny now — but it’s really about the safety of somebody else.”

And there you have it. She’s probably pregnant…What do you think?

Related: Kim’s knocked up, too?

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy have reportedly gotten engaged, secretly! A source revealed that the happy couple, who are expecting their first child together, had an intimate dinner in London on Monday night, to celebrate!

An inside snitch said, “It was an intimate party. They kept their engagement secret as they wanted to celebrate with their nearest and dearest before it became public knowledge.”

If this news is true and they are engaged, then congratulations are in order!

The couple have been dating for roughly nine months and she is currently around 14 weeks pregnant. This will be a second child for the actress. She shares a son, Ryder, with Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson.

Obviously, there is something in the water in Hollywood! A whole slew of Hollywood ladies are pregnant and now, we can add another to that ever growing list! Congratulations are in order for Alicia Silverstone!

People magazine has the scoop:

The actress and author, 34, is expecting her first child with husband Christopher Jarecki later this year, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

“I’ve been wanting to have a baby since I was 2 years old – I’m destined to be a mother,” Silverstone said in April.

Congrats to both of them!

Kate Hudson already has one adorable son by Black Crowes rocker Chris Robinson, and rumor has it that she’s pregnant again!

Too Fab has the scoop:

Kate and boyfriend Matthew Bellamy are expecting their first child together after dating for nine months, according to Us Weekly. Bellamy is the frontman of the band Muse.

This will be the second child for Kate, who has son Ryder with ex-husband Chris Robinson.

Congratulations!

Happy news today! Meet The Fockers actor Owen Wilson is going to be a dad for the first time!

A rep for Owen said, “Owen Wilson and Jade Buell are happy to be expecting a baby.” A source added that Jade is “due any day”. Wow, that was quick. They really kept this one out of the prying eyes of the public, didn’t they?

She is currently in Hawaii, where she is expected to give birth soon. According to reports, she wants a natural birth and Owen is excited about the impending birth.

A spy said that Owen is “very excited and involved with the pregnancy” and added that they “want to do everything as natural as possible.”

Congrats to them!

UPDATE: They had the baby!! Congrats!!

When Khloe Kardashian arrived at the People’s Choice Awards, she showed off her new pretty red hair color. But what she wasn’t so eager to put on display was her possible baby bump!

Page Six reports:

Not even her new red hairdo can distract from swirling rumors that Khloe Kardashian is pregnant. Khloe, wife of Lakers star Lamar Odom, “has been hiding a tell-tale bump behind flowing dresses and oversized handbags,” said one source. Another source speculated that Kardashian and Odom, who have landed their own “Newlywed”-style reality show on E!, “will be followed by the cameras through her pregnancy and as they have their first child.” Asked about a pregnancy, a Khloe rep declined to comment.

Khloe has previously said that if she’s pregnant, she would be shouting it from the rooftops. Do you think she’s pregnant?