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There have been numerous reports surrounding Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton on the topic of pregnancy. Some have suggested that she was already pregnant, while others have said that she couldn’t get pregnant. Others even said that she would be breaking 200 years of family tradition if she didn’t get pregnant with a royal heir within three months of her wedding to Prince William.

Now, Star magazine is claiming that she’s pregnant — and it’s with TWINS!

According to their report, she’s having a boy and a girl and she’s struggling to gain weight. Of course they had to throw that in there, considering she was just photographed recently and wasn’t looking pregnant at all. This is Star magazine, after all, and they’re not known for being a bastion of good journalistic efforts.

A source said, “William almost collapsed with joy – and relief – when Kate called to tell him she was pregnant.”

Would she deliver pregnancy news in a telephone conversation?

Royal biographer Christopher Wilson said, “Kate was under enormous stress to produce an heir quickly. If she delivers healthy twins, it will be wonderful news – a royal first.”

Also in this issue:

Trouble for Kim Kardashian as she throws out her wedding cake. Was she supposed to save it this long?
Ryan & Sandra drama: His ex gets involved
Chaz Bono: Wedding and adoption

Do you think Kate is actually pregnant with twins? If so, then how does a rag like Star magazine get an exclusive like that? We say, take this news with a grain of salt….and we’re wrong if we get a royal press release confirming the pregnancy… So stay tuned.

Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, hasn’t been married to Prince William long, but according to reports, she is already bored with the royal lifestyle. Say it isn’t so!

She was the star of the show when she married the future King, but now, she’s already twiddling her thumbs as the Duke does his military duty. Pals of the Duchess worry that she will go crazy from the boredom…

A source said, “Kate’s crying herself to sleep at night. She feels as if she’s lost her royal privileges, and she’s been left to fend for herself in the sticks. She feels desperately lonely and abandoned much of the time.”

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We’re sure that’s not the case. She knew what she was getting into when she signed up for this lifestyle. We know that the Duke is surely rather busy with his military work, but we’re doubting that she’s going to die of boredom any time soon.

The source went on to say, “It’s all a far cry from the pomp and majesty of her wedding and the days when she became a London style icon, soaking up the nightlife with William. Kate is now reduced to waiting at home for her man to return from duty, and then cooking his dinner after pushing a cart round the local supermarket.”

More: In Touch Weekly: Kate Middleton Can’t Get Pregnant

Because being a housewife and all of that is such hard work! Trust me, there are millions of women out there that do grocery shopping and cooking and much more. So we’re not buying this one bit. Are you?

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Kate Middleton really has been in the media spotlight ever since she became associated with Prince William’s name. Now, it appears that the Duchess of Cambridge has become a role model for pro-anorexic websites.

Since getting married, Kate was said to have slimmed down to a size zero waist. I can imagine that has a lot to do with the stress and planning of such a grand wedding, but some websites are looking for Kate’s slim down secret.

A pal of Kate’s said, “Kate is very slender but she certainly doesn’t have an eating disorder. She’ll be horrified that she is on these sites. Yes, she has lost weight but that’s largely down to the stress she has been under and all the travelling she has done recently.”

The Herald Sun reports:

One post asks: “Is anyone else sort of getting hacked off by how much weight Kate Middleton is losing?

“I mean I’m happy for her and all, getting married . . . but I am very jealous. I swear she used to be really quite chubby during her uni days.”

The sites also chart Kate’s weight loss with photographs from her university days to more recent pictures of her on tour when she is noticeably slimmer.

What do you think of Kate being featured on pro-anorexia websites? Sickening, isn’t it?

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Ever since she stepped into her wedding gown and married Prince William, Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has been scrutinized about her weight. One day she’s pregnant and the next day, she’s too thin. And on another day, she’s reported to be not starving herself. So it’s obvious to think that her figure is the subject of a lot of speculation and rumor.

So, when one is already so small naturally, you would think that a magazine would take enough responsibility not to make her look even smaller, right?

When Kate Middleton appeared in her wedding dress, she looked gorgeous. Her royal wedding photo also graced the cover of the royal wedding issue of Grazia magazine, but something appeared off. It looks like the new Duchess of Cambridge was Photoshopped to look even thinner than she already is!

Grazia issued a statement regarding the complaints it received regarding the Royal issue, saying, “Grazia takes the issue of women’s body image very seriously. No changes whatsoever were made to the image of the Duchess with the purpose or effect of making her appear slimmer. We removed the Duke, and the Duchess’ arm was adapted to complete the cover image…there were no alterations made at all to make her look slimmer.”

Does it look like she’s thinner on the cover to you? What do you think?

Since the Royal wedding, we’ve heard reports that the new Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, needs to conceive a royal heir with Prince William. We’ve also heard reports that she couldn’t conceive any children….but now, news is stirring that Wills and Kate might already have a bun in the oven!

Reportedly, if she wasn’t pregnant by three months into her marriage, she would be breaking a long-standing royal tradition. A source said that the Duchess is abstaining from drinking alcoholic beverages — is it a sign?!?

The source said, “Catherine refrained from drinking any alcohol at the reception or at the pre-wedding cocktail party. She’s being very careful not to do anything to jeopardize getting pregnant — or unknowingly harm the fetus in the event she already is.”

Interesting!

The Royal couple are also planning on spending the rest of the summer at Queen Elizabeth’s Scottish estate, Balmoral Castle. The source revealed, “They both love the peace and seclusion there, and it’s the perfect relaxing setting to help them conceive their first baby if it’s not already on the way” or for Kate to take it easy if she’s already pregnant….

Good for them! I hope she is pregnant! Don’t you? I wonder what they would name their baby?

Now that they are back from their royal trip to Canada and Los Angeles, Prince William and Kate Middleton have said that they want to get back to normal living. First thing’s first! They have completed their move into their London apartment at Kensington Palace.

The apartment boasts two bedrooms and one bathroom, but we’re hearing reports that the residence is merely temporary. Reportedly, once they begin focusing on their public lives in London, they will take a larger space in the palace.

Besides all of that, it’s not enough room for them to start a family yet! There have been reports suggesting that Kate can’t get pregnant, so we’ll have to see if she’s able to conceive a royal heir.

Wills and Kate spent a lovely date night over the weekend, when he took her to see Bridesmaids. What a cute movie. We’re sure they had a blast!

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According to reports, Prince William and Kate Middleton’s marriage is overshadowing other members of the royal family, including that of Prince Charles!

The newly married royal couple received a lot of press attention for their visits to Canada and Los Angeles recently. Celebrities were lined up to meet them, including the likes of Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks and Jennifer Lopez. We’ve even heard that J-Lo was so anxious to meet Will and Kate that she pushed Mary Louise Parker out of the way.

Still, Prince Charles was said to be unsupportive of the idea of Will and Kate heading to the States. He was said to have commented that he was happy that his son and daughter-in-law received the same happy welcome that he and Princess Diana received during their visit in 1983. In addition to that, however, was his comment about his more recent trip with his wife, Camilla.

A source said, “Charles felt overshadowed by Diana and now it seems he feels overshadowed by their son. Some people may think he is jealous. I have always felt that as soon as William got married, Charles would feel sidelined.”

He added, “From that moment people would be less interested in what he has to say on issues such as the environment and architecture if, on the same day, Kate is wearing a new dress.”

Would Prince Charles be so petty to be jealous of the attention that Will and Kate are receiving? What do you think?

It’s no secret that Kate Middleton is looking thinner and thinner these days, but apparently she’s down to a mere 95 pounds. People are worried that the Duchess of Cambridge is really anorexic and are left wondering how she’s going to carry a royal heir to the throne.

Sure, she’s always been thin, but Dr. Fred Pescatore, who has never treated Kate, said, “Kate looks to weigh from 95 to 100 pounds. That makes her seriously underweight for her height.”

Now that the Royal wedding is over, surely her nerves have settled, right? Reportedly, her friends are now worried that she may not be healthy enough to carry a baby!

A pal said that “when the conversation turns to babies, Prince William gives her a knowing look while she smiles back. But doctors are saying that she is dangerously underweight, which would affect her chances of carrying a healthy baby.

The Royal family has also been putting the pressure on Kate to conceive a Royal heir as soon as possible. A royal snitch said, “On Prince Philip’s 90th birthday, he said the best present Kate could give him would be a great-grandchild before the end of the year.”

Do you think Kate is too thin? I think people need to calm down about how she looks and whether or not she will be able to carry a baby. Plenty of thinner women have babies all of the time. What do you think?

In the July 25th issue of Life & Style magazine, it features celebrities who are “starving to be sexy”.

In that photo montage, is the newly crowned Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton. Yes, she’s been dogged by anorexia rumors as of late, but is she starving herself, as the magazine suggests?

A source previously said, “She won’t listen to anyone. Kate is having boiled eggs for breakfast, blueberries for lunch and then just soup for dinner. Often she works out for two hours a day, sometimes more.”

The snitch went on to say, “William doesn’t know what to do. His mother, Diana, suffered from bulimia, so he’s trying to be supportive of Kate. He doesn’t want to stress her out or upset her by saying she looks too thin, so he tells her she’s beautiful and how proud he is of her.”

In this issue, Prince William has reportedly told her to “ditch the diet” as the “size zero princess drops ten pounds”.

Also featured in this “starving” issue are LeAnn Rimes, Heidi Klum, Katie Holmes and Audrina Patridge, who all look thin.

And since everyone feels the need to hook up Ryan Reynolds with someone, they have him in the inset photo, dating Scarlett Johansson again. Us Weekly says that he’s been secretly dating Charlize Theron. Oh, could it be a love triangle? I know one of them is going to jump on that one for next week’s cover. You can put the check in the mail, guys. Please address it to: Jed “YOURESOPREDICTABLE” Eckert. Thanks.

Kate Middleton and Prince William were married on April 29h, this being bestowed with the titles of Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Since, we’ve learned that Princess Catherine has nothing but babies on the brain!

The subject of babies already made the cover of a tabloid here in the States, but it may prove incorrect if the happy couple conceives an heir to the throne. In May, In Touch Weekly reported that Kate couldn’t get pregnant. Now, she may get a chance to prove that to the world, in spite of the reports that Camilla Parker-Bowles told people that Kate couldn’t conceive.

A source claims that Kate can’t wait to start a family with William. A citizen said that they hoped Kate would have great success in starting a family, to which she replied, “Yes, I hope to.”

Royal biographer Andrew Morton previously said, “If Kate is not pregnant within the next nine months, she’ll be defying 200 years of British tradition.”

Prince William and Kate Middleton have only been married since April 29th, but it looks like the honeymoon is already over!

Kate had a royal fit when she learned that her upcoming trip to the States would be strictly business. An insider said that Kate demanded to meet her idol, Oprah Winfrey.

A source said, “Kate is a dedicated Oprah fan. She admires her for becoming a TV icon after growing up poor. She regards Oprah as American royalty and the queen of Hollywood.”

The trouble began when Kate saw the list of people that they are scheduled to meet during their brief trip. A source said, “Kate asked, ‘Where are the movie stars? This bunch is so dull!’”

William explained to her that it would be a business trip as ambassadors for Britain, but Kate hit the roof. The insider said, “She storned, ‘I want to see Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston and J.Lo!’ Kate has never set foot in Canada or the United States, and she’s determined to make this an occasion for the family album. Her anger shocked William. He was all set to do his royal duty, but Kate was having none of it.”

Do you think this is true? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

In Touch Weekly’s latest cover features the new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton and Prince William with a story that reveals “she can’t get pregnant”.

Their story features “Will & Kate’s Baby Heartbreak” with a “royal doctor” confirming that the Duchess cannot conceive a royal heir. Yes, this “devastating news” would “rock their marriage” if it were true. Somehow, I don’t think that the tabloid has a snitch on the inside of Kate and William’s doctor’s office.

In addition to all of that heartbreak, it appears that they can’t adopt a baby, either. Heartbreak all around! Oh, In Touch, you’ve created so many fictitious babies for Jennifer Aniston, yet you couldn’t find it in your heart to give one to Kate? Come on.

In this issue, we’re also treated to Brad Pitt and Angelina fighting over a woman, along with Charlie Sheen threatening Ashton Kutcher, and of course, Jessica Simpson’s $1 million wedding.

What do you think of the cover? Are they full of it? I guess we’ll find out if Kate conceives, Brangelina divorces over a woman and Ashton winds up assaulted by a warlock.

Robert Pattinson wasn’t invited to the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, but if he had been, it would’ve been a funny sight!

The Breaking Dawn actor joked that he would have upstaged the wedding and had a good laugh. HE said, “No I didn’t get an invite, I was very disappointed. At the same time it would have been totally crazy if I had been invited – It would have been ridiculous.”

Still, Rob admits that he used to tell people that he knew the royal couple when he first came to Los Angeles. He added, “I don’t think I’ve ever met them. I used to tell people when I came to the States that I did. They believed me!”

What a joker!

In honor of the upcoming Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, our good friend Mike dug up this photo of Katie Green.

We’re still not sure who she is, but apparently she did some kind of royal-themed photo shoot for Zoo magazine. So yes, she’s probably only famous because she looks like the future Queen of England.

Sad isn’t it — What the world is coming to?

Poor Kate, she should’ve held out for Harry. It’s no wonder why she’s having bad dreams before the Royal Wedding…. Either way, you can check out the uncensored photo HERE (NSFW, obviously.)

Kate Middleton will marry Prince William tomorrow in a lavish ceremony in London, England — but the future Queen is being plagued by crazy dreams!

She has reportedly has some recurring dreams of herself naked in front of all of her wedding guests in Westminster Abbey! Talk about embarrassing!

A source said, “Kate has had last minute jitters and a recurring dream she hasn’t had in years has raised its head again. She finds herself in front of the congregation completely naked with everyone from the Queen to Prince Phillip looking at her.”

We’re sure that she’s going to be just fine! Are you watching the Royal Wedding??

Princess-to-be Kate Middleton is nervous about her impending nuptials to Prince William, according to reports.

As the big day approaches (April 29th), Kate was asked whether or not she’s getting nervous. She responded, “Yes, of course I am.”

Monday marks the last official event for the happy couple, before they are pronounced husband and wife, in front of millions all around the world.

Prince William has also admitted to battling nerves. He said previously, “I was telling everyone I did the rehearsal the other day and my knees started tapping quite nervously. It’s quite a daunting prospect, but very exciting, and I’m thoroughly looking forward to it but there’s still a lot of planning to be done in the last four weeks.”

Are you going to watch the royal wedding?