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This whole Heidi Montag/Real Housewives drama started when Heidi tweeted, “Watch out Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Here comes Heidi.”

Bravo executive Andy Cohen commented that he would rather die than have her on the show. Well, maybe not die, but it wasn’t nice, either. He said, “Professionally, I’m not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here. That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab…knives into my own eyes than see her on this network.”

He went on to say, “But good news, Heidi, you’re on my show tonight…because you’re the Jackhole of the Week.”

When the LULZ hit the internet, Heidi got offended — even though the only thing that she was seeking from this was publicity. She has taken the whiney approach, saying that he’s basically picking on her.

She said, “Andy’s tasteless remarks were hurtful and completely unnecessary. I was simply being playful. I’m well aware I’m not the right demo for that show, but Andy Cohen took it to a malicious place. I have always been a fan of the Housewives franchise and I don’t appreciate being bullied.”

And we can’t stop laughing. Eight shiny gold stars for Andy, he’s our newest hero. If Heidi needs a job, then she needs to hit HotJobs.com and find something that she can do well…I hear the Hilton might be hiring cleaning ladies.

Paris Hilton rose to fame on the small screen next to Nicole Richie in The Simple Life. Now, she’s doing her own reality show, titled, The World According To Paris and we’ve got some details!

She said, “When I did The Simple Life, I was playing a character that I created and I had no idea it would last so many seasons. So I had to continue doing that character, so I think people assume that’s really how I am. But when they see this new show, they’re going to see the real me.”

She went on to reveal, “I had such a great time doing The Simple Life so it’s so much fun to still be doing it with The World According To Paris. It’s a show like I’ve never done before. I’m really letting cameras into my real life, and it’s just an all-access pass into what goes on.”

The camera even followed her around when she was with her boyfriend, Cy Waits. Of that, she added, “He’s very shy, so this all very new to him, but he loves me so much and supports me.”

Paris tweeted the above photo earlier today, saying, “Love the girls of “The World According to Paris” – Brooke @AllisonMelnick and @CamRaFace”

Will YOU watch her new show??? Let us know in the comments!

We all knew that Kim Kardashian and her sisters were systematically raking in the dough, so this list really doesn’t surprise me much.

Taking into account, all of the per-episode fees, endorsement deals, promotional appearances, these celebrities are cashing in like it’s nobody’s business!

The top ten:

1. Kim Kardashian – $6 million
2. Lauren Conrad – $5 million
3. Bethenny Frankel – $4 million
4. Audrina Patridge – $3.5 million (tie)
5. Kate Gosselin – $3.5 million (tie)
6. Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino – $3 million
7. Khloe Kardashian – $2.5 million (tie)
8. Kourtney Kardashian – $2.5 million (tie)
9. Paul ‘DJ Pauly D’ Delvecchio – $2 million
10. Kendra Wilkinson – $2 million

Ugh. These people are mostly famous for practically nothing.

Richard Heene had some career plans laid out for himself, just in case this being the father of Balloon Boy thing didn’t pan out for him.

Heene was so into getting his own reality show that he came up with two different theme songs for two entirely different types of reality shows. The first, was the “Science Detective” and the second, the polar opposite, “The Contractor”. A hillbilly contractor, no less.

Check ‘em out, after the jump! (continue reading…)

It looks like Jessica Simpson is having a grand old time doing her new reality show, “The Price Of Beauty”. So far, she’s visited Uganda, and has recently stopped over in Morocco to party with some friends.

Is it me or does it look like Jessica is looking down the other girl’s shirt?