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Thirteen-year-old pop singer Rebecca Black has been dogged by rumors that she’s pregnant! WTF, right? The girl is only thirteen, yet people are making stuff like this up? What is the world coming to?

Thankfully, putting an end to ANY speculation, she took to her official Twitter page to deny the reports. She tweeted, “I thought it was May 15th…not April Fools Day. I’m absolutely NOT pregnant.”

Thank God for that. We would have to start wondering who would be going to jail for getting her pregnant. That’s just gross, she’s still a child.

In other related news, Rebecca has yet to sign a record deal (surprise, surprise.) She’s reportedly working on some songs that are in the same family as her famously hated song, Friday. She commented in a recent interview that she wants to keep the songs clean and appropriate.

So, a song called Saturday isn’t in the cards? Inquiring minds want to know! Or perhaps a song about going to work called Monday? That would be the anthem of the working class person….only it would have to be done by someone with an inkling of singing talent, because I swear this girl is tone deaf. One of her friends told her that she sounds like Taylor Swift? Ugh, I just can’t.

If you thought that Rebecca Black did an awful job of covering her song Friday, then we’ve got a surprise for you (Spoiler alert: Not really.) Apparently, there’s one person out there that can suck at this song just as much as Rebecca…. Katy Perry!

Check out the video, below:

I have to wonder who actually told Katy that she could sing? This song is just awful and dumb, no matter who covers it…but, she didn’t improve it whatsoever. What do you think?

Previously, it was reported that Disney star Miley Cyrus took a jab at Youtube newcomer Rebecca Black. Reportedly, Miley said, “It should be harder to be an artist”, referring to Rebecca’s instant fame with her song, Friday.

Now, she’s clearing up the rumors, saying that she was merely misquoted. In a new interview, Miley said, “I am a fan of Rebecca Black. I love Rebecca Black. I just got misquoted. I think she’s great. I actually have this really embarrassing video that my sister has on her phone and I’m just waiting til the day that she puts it on Youtube. It’s me driving, singing Rebecca Black and my hands are not always on the wheel while I’m singing the song. Not so good.”

Do you believe her? Or do you think she was just taking a dig at the internet’s star of the moment?

YouTube star Rebecca Black is releasing a followup song to her first single, Friday! Wow, it must be our lucky day! Umm…NO.

According to reports, she’s gearing up for her second single release — and this one is called LOL. No, you really can’t make this stuff up.

We were sure that her second song would be called Saturday, but, alas, we were wrong. With Rebecca singing, you can tell Gaga, Britney and Christina to hang it up now…

Just remember, this is real life.

Youtube sensation Rebecca Black is now working on her debut album!

She is currently recording a Friday followup song, called, LOL.

When speaking of her haters, Rebecca said, “You think you are bringing me down and making me not want to do this any more. But you’re making me stronger and want to do it even more. Here I am in a studio working on my debut album. I’m going to prove you wrong. Just like Friday, the new songs are pretty catchy.”

When the song went viral, catapulting her to superstardom, she commented that she struggled with her bullies. She said, “It was really upsetting. These people don’t know me and it really hurt at first. I cried a little bit, I’m only thirteen. I thought, ‘Should I not have done this? What have I done wrong?’ People were saying, ‘You’re the worst singer, this is the worst song’. They criticized my voice and the lyrics.”

She went on to say, “But I call them negative Nancies. They can try to rain on my parade, but as far as I’m concerned they are raining on their own parade. Just face it – it is a catchy song. It gets stuck in my head.”

Are you surprised that she got a record deal?

In a recent interview, viral internet Youtube sensation Rebecca Black has revealed that she has a shrine to teen singer Justin Bieber in her room!

When she rose to fame, she was trying to get Justin’s attention on Twitter so that she could try to get him to do a duet with her. Still, she said, “I am so dorky when it comes to Justin Bieber. I have a little mini shrine in my room.”

And whether or not they’re going to sing a duet? She said, “I would scream at the top of my lungs and possibly not be able to sing again.”

Hallelujah, the internet needs to make this happen STAT. GO!