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To celebrate Rob Kardashian’s 25th birthday on March 17th, his wonderful mother took to her official website and posted some really cute baby photos of him a picture of herself topless and pregnant with him. It just goes to show you that the famewhore apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree!

She wrote on her official site:

Happy 25th birthday to my wonderful, handsome son, Rob!! Rob, you are the best son a mother could ask for and you make me proud every day. I love you so much!!

How embarrassing that has to be for a 25-year-old man to have his mother posting a topless picture of herself! Can you imagine the ridicule you’d suffer if your mother did that to you? She just had to find a way to make the day all about herself, didn’t she?

Narcissism at its finest!

After her son Rob Kardashian nearly nabbed the Mirror Ball trophy in the 13th season of Dancing With The Stars, we’re hearing reports that momager Kris Jenner might want to put on her dancing shoes next season.

Reportedly, the show’s producers already have their eye on Kris for the show’s 14th season next year. An insider said, “They have already had Kim and brother Rob Kardashian on the show and now they are hoping to get mama Kris to swing her hips. Love them or hate them, the Kardashians bring a huge amount of media and buzz to anything they do and having Kris join the next show would be a smart and controversial move, which is exactly what this show loves to do.”

They have already asked Robin Quivers to join next season’s show, but she has turned them down for the fourth time. A source said that she “doesn’t want to take that much time away from Howard.”

Perhaps Robin could do it if Howard Stern ends up judging America’s Got Talent? Just a thought.

Who do you want to see on 2012′s season of Dancing With The Stars? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

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Last night on the performance episode of Dancing With The Stars, Rob Kardashian, J.R. Martinez and Ricki Lake brought it with their dances. Each proved why they were in the top three in the competition. You can view all of the performance videos at this link and read our recap here. Tonight, only one will emerge as the winner of the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy!

Before the show, we conducted a poll to ask fans who should walk away with the show’s prize. Unsurprisingly, 53% said that J.R. should win, while 30% voted that Rob would win and the remaining 17% thought that Ricki would win the competition.

Tonight, the top three will perform their favorite dances from the season. Rob and Cheryl will perform their Foxtrot to Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra. Ricki and Derek will perform their favorite dance which was their Psycho Tango. J.R. and Karina will do their first Jive to Jump, Jive And Wail by The Brian Setzer Orchestra. We’ll be covering all of the performance videos at this handy link, so check them out after the show starts!

It’s a close competition this season and it’s hard to say who will win. So stay tuned, as we’ll be recapping the Grand Finale tonight — Live. Also, performing on tonight’s show is Lady Antebellum!

Can Rob pull it out of his hat and win it? Perhaps. But his sister Kim has said that she’s super proud of her brother. She came out in support of him on last night’s show.

IT’S GO TIME — ARE YOU EXCITED?

Lady Antebellum is kicking off the show with their performance from We Own The Night.

Round Scores:

Ricki & Derek – Psycho Tango – Scores: 30 (1st place)
Rob & Cheryl – Foxtrot – Scores: 26 (3rd place)
J.R. & Karina – Jive – Scores: 28 (2nd place)

FIRST RESULTS:

Ricki and Derek are in third place! That means that Rob and J.R. will be competing in one final dance for the Trophy! Stay tuned, it’s getting good!

J.R. is dancing his Instant Samba first, with Rob going second. They are dancing to Shake Your Bon Bon by Ricky Martin.

As always, they are taking a trip down memory lane with all of the stars and their pro dancers from this season.

Carson Kressley’s Vogue dance was cute, but we’re digging David Arquette’s performance. It’s unfortunate that he was booted off of the competition way before his time. He just tried to run off with the Mirror Ball Trophy….too funny!

J.R. and Karina danced first and it was great! Rob and Cheryl picked right up where they left off and did pretty nicely, as well.

J.R. and Karina: Scores: 10-10-10 = 30/30
Rob and Cheryl: Scores: 10-10-10 = 30/30

Who won the thirteenth season of Dancing With The Stars???? J.R. MARTINEZ & KARINA SMIRNOFF!

Tonight is the Finals on Dancing With The Stars — and it has all come down to three top contenders for the prize of the coveted Mirror Ball trophy. So who is going to walk away a winner on tomorrow night’s season finale?

It’s down to Ricki Lake, Rob Kardashian and J.R. Martinez — three fine dancers. According to DWTS cast-off Maksim Chmerkovskiy, he thinks that J.R. will take the top spot on the dancing competition.

When asked about who should win, he said, “Everyone deserves it.”

But afterward, he offered a more detailed explanation. He said, “I think J.R. deserves it. It is his right to walk into Dancing With The Stars and walk away with the trophy. But on top of all of that, he is a great dancer. If he doesn’t win there is something fundamentally wrong with America.”

And there you have it! Do you agree with Maks’ opinion on the winner? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts! If J.R. doesn’t deserve it, then who do you think does? Let us know!

Update: We’re doing our DWTS performance recap at this link!

UPDATE: We’re covering the grand finale — find out who won the Mirror Ball Trophy!

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It’s the Semi-Finals! We’re recapping the show LIVE here, so keep checking back for our numerous updates!

Dancing next on tonight’s performance episode of Dancing With The Stars is reality star Rob Kardashian and his professional dance partner, Cheryl Burke.

They are dancing the Argentine Tango to a Spanish instrumental, of which we didn’t catch the name. We’ll update when we learn its name.

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Scores:

Carrie Ann: 9
Len: 9
Bruno: 9

Total: 27/30

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Was this your favorite dance of the evening? Do you think Rob Kardashian has what it takes to win the coveted mirror ball trophy? Sound off in the comments and let us know what you think!

It’s the Semi-Finals! We’re recapping the show LIVE here, so keep checking back for our numerous updates!

Dancing the Samba on tonight’s performance episode of Dancing With The Stars is reality star Rob Kardashian and his professional dance partner, Cheryl Burke.

They are dancing to I Go to Rio by Peter Allen. Rob really wants to show everyone that he can compete with the likes of J.R. and Karina.

They really showed improvement last week, can they do it again???

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Scores:

Carrie Ann: 10
Len: 9
Bruno: 9

Total: 28/30

Everyone really loved his performance, including the judges! Nice!

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Was this your favorite dance of the evening? Do you think Rob Kardashian has what it takes to win the coveted mirror ball trophy? Sound off in the comments and let us know what you think!

UPDATE: We’re recapping the elimination tonight live – here!

Reality star Rob Kardashian and his professional dance partner Cheryl Burke are dancing the Quickstep on tonight’s performance episode of Dancing With The Stars. We are recapping the entire live show here, so keep checking back for updates!

They are dancing to Take On Me by 80′s group Aha. I love this song so much, it brings back so many memories. Great song choice!

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Scores:

Carrie Ann: 9
Len: 9
Bruno: 9

Total: 27/30

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Was this your favorite dance of the evening? Do you think Rob Kardashian has what it takes to win the Mirror Ball trophy this season? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

DWTS ELIMINATION RESULTS HERE

In case you’ve missed it, yesterday, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries. So they basically snagged millions for doing basically nothing and put on a sham of a wedding and step three, of course, is PROFIT!

Now, her brother Rob is stepping up to say that he supports his sister in her decision to get divorced. Even though it was only a few days ago that the gossips were talking about divorce rumors and Rob basically said that everything was just fine within his sister’s marriage.

After last night’s performance on Dancing With The Stars, Rob talked about Kim’s “difficult” decision. He said, “Obviously she’s going through a lot right now, but she has her family and we’re very supportive of everything she does and every decision that she makes.”

Because she’s the breadwinner of their fake existence? What do you think?

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It’s Halloween night on Dancing With The Stars!

Dancing fourth on the show are Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke doing the Tango to the theme from the Addam’s Family. Cute dance…this is much better than last week’s dance.

Len Goodman said well done and he thought he did a terrific job. This is a crucial week, but well done.
Bruno Tonioli said he was manly and in control and had conviction tonight. He said his bum kept sticking out and he needs to keep it in control.

Carrie Ann Inaba said this is his best dance so far.

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Scores:

Carrie Ann: 9
Len: 8
Bruno: 8

Total: 25/30

Was this your favorite performance of the night? Are you rooting for Rob to win it all? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

Dancing With The Stars professional dancer Cheryl Burke has revealed that she and her reality star partner, Rob Kardashian, have great chemistry on the show!

This week on the show, they plan on dancing the Tango and she thinks people will find it fun. She said, “It’s nice that Monday’s show falls on Halloween night. I feel like every week on the show is Halloween anyway, because we’re always dressing up.”

She gushed about her dance partner, saying, “I never thought we’d make it this far, but Ron has really proved to everybody that he’s a contender and he knows how to dance. He’s really working hard, and he’s really into it now. The finals could be really hard to get into. That third spot is still up in the air. It could be anyone. Right now it’s like every little thing counts.”

She went on to say, “Rob is definitely the partner I get along with the most. We just have a lot of fun. There’s not one day that goes by that he doesn’t make me laugh and smile. Normally at this point, you’re tired of each other, but Rob and I never feel that way. We have a great chemistry. We respect each other. We know to have fun with the process.”

Are you rooting for Rob and Cheryl? Or do you think his time on the show is coming to an end?

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Even though there have been numerous reports that Kim Kardashian and her husband Kris Humphries are fighting, her brother Rob wants to assure fans that everything is okay within their marriage.

In a recent interview, Rob said, “My sister is completely happy, my family’s never been happier. She just got married so she should be happy.”

When asked if the rumors get to him, he said, “Not really, ’cause that’s the world that we live in. It’s all about trying to break up newlyweds or trying to create drama over nothing. That’s just media and like I said, the world we live in, and we have never listened to those comments or else you’re gonna drive yourself crazy and break up your own marriage.”

And there you have it! Everything is okay in their seemingly fake marriage.

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Kim Kardashian will do whatever it takes to help her brother Rob win the coveted mirror ball trophy on Dancing With The Stars — and that includes lying to people.

Rob Kardashian performed a Cha Cha Cha with his dance partner Cheryl Burke. The judges gave him a total score of 22 out of 30 possible points. Kim was obviously worried that her brother might get sent home tonight, so she took to her massive fan base on Twitter and exploited her friendship with Justin Bieber.

Kim tweeted, “OMG I have @JustinBieber ‘s phone #!!!! 800 8683402! CALL HIM! He’s taking calls for the next hour!!!!”

Afterward, she cleared up any confusion, adding, “Ok guys obviously I’m joking, that’s not Justin’s #! But seriously call & vote for @RobKardashian & @CherylBurke 800 8683402!!! Xoxo”.

Was his dancing that bad that she had to lie about having Justin’s phone number just to get people to call in for him? Dirty tricks!

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It’s Broadway Week on Dancing With The Stars!

Reality star Rob Kardashian and his professional dance partner Cheryl Burke took to the dance floor first to perform their Cha Cha. Rob’s mom, Kris Jenner, came to the show to give her son some words of encouragement.

They looked confident in their dancing abilities as they took to the floor. It was a well choreographed dance, but it wasn’t quite there yet. Ugh, Kim is in the audience.

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Len Goodman said it was clean and precise and had good timing. He said that the Cha Cha Cha has got to show rhythm and there was no rhythm. It was stiff and starchy.

Bruno Tonioli said he has to take it full on from the first bar. He said Rob had to be in charge and it didn’t have the impact and power at this stage.

Carrie Ann said it wasn’t as great as last week’s dance, but she saw more charisma than ever before. She said he’s still an adolescent, but not a kid.

Scores:

Carrie Ann: 8
Len: 7
Bruno: 7

Total: 22/30

What did you think of Rob’s dance tonight? Was it your favorite one of the evening? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

It’s 80′s Week on Dancing With The Stars!

Reality star Rob Kardashian and his professional dance partner, Cheryl Burke, are doing the Rumba to Hello by Lionel Richie.

They brought in Romeo to help with Rob’s technique. Romeo said that he has to be sensuous and confident and let her know who’s in charge. It was a good dance for Rob, considering his past performances. I think this was his best dance so far.

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Bruno Tonioli said, “We start to see Rob the heartthrob” and he wasn’t hiding behind her. Sometimes soft and gentle when necessary.

Carrie Ann Inaba said she saw potential in him and every week he makes progress. She said he was in control of the woman and how sexy is that?

Len Goodman said this dance is hard for guys, because you have to be masculine and he pulled it off. He said Rob looked good and he took command in that dance.

Was this your favorite dance of the night? Will you vote for Rob and Cheryl? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

Rob Kardashian will be dancing the Rumba on tonight’s performance episode of Dancing With The Stars. One thing he’s apparently not bringing with him to the competition is his confidence level, because he doesn’t find himself sexy…at all.

He said, “It’s a lot of hip action and the man takes control; it’s a real sexy dance. I don’t consider myself sexy, so to get into the character is hard.”

He also revealed that he’s finding it hard to be serious about the dance. He said, “It was really tough for me to really pick up the moves for some reason. The way I touch Cheryl and grab her, you just make those things sexy and, you know, I smile here and there. But you got to be serious. It’s tough, but I feel good about it.”

Do you think Rob can pull off the sexy moves for tonight’s performance? Sound off in the comments and let us know what you think!

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Dancing in sixth place on last night’s performance episode of Dancing With The Stars was reality actor Rob Kardashian and his professional dance partner, Cheryl Burke, doing the Paso Doble to the theme from Superman. In case you’ve missed last night’s show, you can check out our official recap here.

I’m not convinced of Rob as Clark Kent or any type of Superman. The dance was a bit slow and boring for a Paso Doble, which should show some aggression (see Tristan MacManus).

Carrie Ann Inaba said that she likes the way Rob moves and that she finds him steady and strong.

Len Goodman said that Rob was walking as if he was a waiter, but then caved and said that he liked it.

Bruno Tonioli said that Rob has musicality and he liked the dance.

Scores:

Carrie Ann: 8
Len: 8
Bruno: 8

Total: 24/30

The video:

Was this your favorite dance of the evening? Are you on Team Kardashian? Do you he think he still has room for improvement or is it Rob’s time to go? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

Rob Kardashian and his professional dance partner Cheryl Burke performed a Foxtrot to Frank Sinatra’s Fly Me To The Moon on last night’s performance episode of Dancing With The Stars. In case you missed the show, you can read our official recap at this link.

He dedicated the dance to his late father, Robert Kardashian, Sr.

The video:

The judge’s commentary started off with Len Goodman, who said that Rob put the “dash” into Kardashian. He said the posture was good, the footwork was good and he hopes his dad is looking down and saying, ‘Rob, you did good’”, because he did.

Bruno Tonioli said, “Rob the man is getting the upper hand.” He commented that he liked the way Rob started to toy and play with Cheryl. He said that the dominatrix has found his match. He said that the dance reminded him of Guys And Dolls.

Carrie Ann Inaba wrapped up the judge’s commentary by saying she likes watching Rob dance because he’s so strict to the program. She said that she feels each week, that he genuinely makes progress. She called his performance “debonair, charming and very smooth”.

Scores:

Carrie Ann: 8
Len: 8
Bruno: 8
Total: 24/30

Did you enjoy Rob Kardashian’s Foxtrot? Was it your favorite dance of the night? Sound off in the comments and let us know who you’re rooting for!

Reality star Rob Kardashian took the stage fifth on last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars, doing the Jive with his professional dancer partner, Cheryl Burke.

This dance was okay, but wasn’t anything special. Rob looked like he was having fun with it, but it wasn’t that wonderful. At least they looked like they were having a good time. I expected Len to say something about using props, but I was wrong.

Check out the video of their performance:

Bruno Tonioli said that Rob started to blossom! He said he started to find his own voice and was having a good time. He said that he listened to the music and has a rapport with Cheryl and his timing was perfect.

Carrie Ann Inaba said, “It’s official! Rob Kardashian is a better dancer than Kim Kardashian!” (How hard was that to beat? Seriously. Carrie Ann said it was fantastic and no disrespect to Kim intended, but Rob has the dancing gene. She commented that it was nice to see his confidence.

Len Goodman said, “High energy, fast-paced — it was a proper performance”. He said it was a great improvement and “well done to you”.

Judge’s Scores:

Carrie Ann: 7
Len: 7
Bruno: 7
Total: 21/30

What did you think of Rob’s performance? Is he a better dancer than his sister? Let us know your thoughts in the comments! If you’ve missed last night’s performances, check out our official recap here.

There has been a lot of sibling rivalry going on between Kim Kardashian and her brother Rob, the most that we’ve ever noticed. We can only attribute that to his upcoming spot on Dancing With The Stars. Perhaps he really will work his butt off (spoiler alert: probably not) so that he can beat Kim’s standing on the show. Not that it would take much, right?

Kim has decided to take a dig at Rob, calling him a loser! She took aim at her brother, for not having a job and even made mention of their 15-year-old sister, Kendall, who made more money from her career as a model.

More: Kris Humphries Fighting With Rob Kardashian?

In a new episode of their craptastic reality show, she said, “You’re a loser, Rob. Even Kendall earns more than you.”

After calling her a “whore” (YES!), he calmed himself down and admitted that he had to think about his future career path and said that he considered becoming an attorney, just like his father.

More: Dancing With The Stars Cast List Revealed!

When talking to his mother, Kris, Rob said, “I need to think about what I’m going to do. All my friends are graduating from law school, that’s what I wanted to do, that’s what my dad did, but it’s too late for me now.”

More: 2011 Dancing With The Stars Pairings Announced

Should he just release a sex tape like Kim did? It’s not like she’s offering him any advice as far as his career options…unless you count what she does by her actions. Then the path is clear: Film sex tape, sell it, lie about it and PROFIT!

What do you think?

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According to reports, Kim Kardashian’s new man, Kris Humphries, is already fighting with her brother, Rob. Oh the drama….Surely it’s all scripted out for their stupid reality show….right? Of course it is, it’s not like they’re going to wage war against each other for free!

For the sake of this article, I spent two minutes of my time watching a preview for Keeping Up With The Kardashians and that’s the longest I’ve ever seen the show. And now I know why. It’s stupid. I mean, really stupid. Kim and Kourtney talk like they’re self important valley girls who put inflection on the last word of every sentence as if it were a question.

Here, do it with me. Like, I dunno, mom, if Rob is bipolar? But, he totally came over here and cussed me out?!? Is that your best valley girl speak? Surely you can do better? I dunno, like work on it, we’re going to have a pop quiz soon?

After watching this stupid clip, I’ve come to the realization that Rob isn’t half bad. He called Kim a “whore” and he’s an insider so he knows stuff about that fat bootied chick that no one else does. Remember?!? He’s like, bipolar?! And stuff? Ugh.

Crawl back into your hole, hookah. Not to mention the sacrifices that I make for our readers…You’re welcome, ingrates.

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We’ve got some good red carpet photos for you from tonight’s Grammy Awards!

On the red carpet, we got photos of Miley Cyrus, Adam Lambert (above), Justin Bieber, Kim and Rob Kardashian, Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes, Jennifer Lopez and Katy Perry!

In the Katy photos, she’s seen walking the red carpet with her grandmother, wearing her white angel wings. Justin Bieber sported an all white suit on the red carpet, as well. Rihanna was also there, and she still looked like she wasn’t feeling the greatest. Poor thing!

Check out all of the pictures below! Click the smaller photos twice for the largest size.

According to reports, Playgirl is offering Rob Kardashian a sum of $45,000 to pose nude for the publication. When asked about whether or not the magazine was also interested in Scott Disick, Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio laid it down for us.

He said, “While most people assumed we’d be interested in Scott, my interest actually lies in the adorable Rob Kardashian. Rob is a perfect example of the classic Playgirl model, and we’d be proud to have him join the ranks of other quasi celebs to strop for Playgirl.”

IDLYITW reports:

Rob is being offered a cool $45,000 to get naked, but you might say it’s kind of a, er, package deal considering it also includes some help getting into shape. “I’d bring him to NYC to work with my trainer for a few weeks though, as he looks like he could use a few weeks prep before the shoot,” says Nardicio.

Who would you rather see strip for Playgirl???

According to reports, Disney star Demi Lovato is dating Rob Kardashian.

After getting dumped by Joe Jonas, Demi has moved on to dating Kim Kardashian’s brother. It’s not really a quick move for her, considering that he’s been spotted kissing and holding hands with his girlfriend, Ashley Greene recently.

Reportedly, the duo were spotted spending time together at Nick Jonas’ birthday party recently and were filmed together arm-in-arm on a bowling date just last week.

What do you think of this pairing?