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Poison frontman and reality show titan Bret Michaels sat down for a one-on-one interview with Pop Eater, where he discussed the idea of him running for President and a whole lot more.

He jabbered on about his stint on “Rock Of Love”, why he’s not doing it anymore and his “Celebrity Apprentice” spot. But we don’t care about all of that, we just want to know if he’s really balding or not. I kid, I kid. Of course he’s balding, that hat he wears probably has hair attached to it.

When asked if he ever thought of running for public office, he responded, “I have a shirt ‘Bret Michaels for President.’ I’d be good. When I am drinking beer at the bar I have all the worlds problems solved. I have figured out how to solve every problem in the world when I’m at the bar.”

Ummm no. Please karaoke yourself to death while Miley Cyrus butchers your classics night after night. Kthnxbye.

Nice. I know this fool, Bret Michaels, has his choice of the “ladies” (and I use that term loosely) for some odd reason. He was a rock star in the eighties, but that really faded (in my eyes) when he started filming his reality show.

Now, he seems to me that he’s just a washed up eighties has-been. But he keeps things interesting once in a while.

In the spirit of promotion for his new book, “Roses and Thorns” Bret talked to “Elle” magazine about the girls he hooks up with.

On whether or not he’d bring a skank home to meet his grandmother, he said, “There are definitely some girls who come on the show to party, and there are a few I’m not going to take home to Grandma. But I try to never use the words ‘skanky’ or ‘slutty.’ I don’t call any of them out like that. And the ones who just want to have fun and then go? It’s not a horrible thing. We don’t have to own each other’s souls to have a night of fun. I happen to be thankful for the gifts they give me.”

Just call ‘em what they are! It’s not like we don’t already know. We’ve seen “Rock Of Love: Skank Bus”.

In an interview with Chaunce Hayden of Steppin’ Out magazine, Taya Parker talked about “Rock Of Love Bus” and supposed new boyfriend, Bret Michaels.

She spoke of how she feels towards Bret, saying, “Once I realized the ring he was holding was for me, I started to look around thinking, ‘Okay, are we getting married? Are my parents here?’ To be honest, I told him after the show, ‘I’m glad you had your head on straight because I totally would have married you right then and there.’ I really would have!”

The two are supposed to be reuniting this coming Sunday on the Rock Of Love Reunion Show. She says that she’d be hurt if they wouldn’t communicate after everything is said and done.

She adds, “I would definitely be hurt. Considering what I went through on that show, I would at least expect a phone call. I think being the person who he is he would do that. I left the ball in Bret’s court. If he wants to date, I’m jumping in with both feet. I could fall in love with him with a snap of a finger. There’s also a part of me that’s going to protect myself emotionally until I feel it’s safe for me to do that. So, stay tuned.”

Think they’ll be together after the reunion show airs?

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If you’ve been watching any of the “final” season of Rock Of Love with Bret Michaels, then you shouldn’t be surprised to find that Bret picked Penthouse Pet Taya Parker as the winner of the show.

It was Taya versus Mindy Hall for the final episode, where he asked the girls to pick out their own engagement rings. He’s not going to marry Taya, but has said that he will present her with the ring when he’s ready.

I’m ready for the reunion show, which is set to air next Sunday night. Think they’ll stay together after not having seen each other for six months?

New Rock Of Love reality show in 3…..2…..1…..

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Say what???

Yes, you read that correctly. Glenn Danzig will be walking tall in the glam boots of Bret Michaels for a new Rock Of Love show aimed at finding him someone to bring home to “Mother”.

The show will be called “Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig” and will make it’s premiere on VH1 in July.

At least they’re getting a metal god to do the show now. I just have to wonder what he’s going to put those girls through, to win his affections.

Vh1 details some of the challenges, which include: “goat entrail soup and chili cook-off blindfolded nun deflowering contest sexy seance strip-a-thon virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge name that heretic.”

Okay, you know I’ll be tuning in when this one gets good. Finally someone in rock/metal besides Bret gets a show!

And purely for nostalgic purposes, I give you “Mother”:

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Fans of the show Rock of Love with Bret Michaels are going to love Charm School, headed up by Sharon Osbourne. I can hardly wait.

Apparently, those rejected by Bret Michaels will be on the show so that Sharon can teach them how to be “sophisticated rock & roll ladies”.

In this rock version of the show, Sharon will attempt to spruce up the contestants and the winner will walk away with $100,000.

Do you think Lacey or Heather will be on the show??

The show is set to premiere in August.

Love, love, LOVE IT!!

Too funny!!!

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Bret Michaels says now that he found a really cool girl that likes music, but he didn’t go on the show to find true love.

I said this from day one: I went into this to have fun and maybe find someone to like. True love is not going to be found instantly on a TV show. That is only for scripted shows. Scripted reality, they give someone a show. It is the reason “Rock of Love” has been the No. 1 show. It has been kept as real as possible. Anyone thinking they are going into a TV show finding love, they might find someone that they like and eventually learn to like them more. I think finding true love, I never went in with that intent.

But, but, but….wasn’t him that said he wasn’t looking for his “Rock of like or Rock of lust” ?????

What a d-bag. If there’s a Rock of Love 3, it better be with another guy, cuz those poor girls were probably fooled into thinking that they’d have a shot with a real rock star and not some schmuck.

There are no pictures in this post, because I suck today.

Did anyone watch the season finale of Rock of Love 2 last night?

I watched most of it, but had to flip back and forth between that and the Dirt season finale, so forgive me for the last 30 minutes, which probably sucked anyways.

It all came down to Jes and Heather Ambre & ditsy Daisy.

He took both of the girls to Cancun to make his final decision.

He took Ambre out first to see if he could establish some kind of intimate/sexual relationship with her. She advised him at the end of their date that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. Badabing, that was enough for Bret. He shagged her….but not before he gave her a necklace.

Next morning, Ambre goes back to the hotel and has some words with the ultra-trash bucket Daisy. She was obviously jealous, but you couldn’t tell because her plastic face never hardly moved.

Daisy then went on her date with Bret and barfed on the boat. He took her back so (I hope) she could brush her teeth, cuz he kissed her later. She is a total flake. He shagged her too, cuz that’s what guys do. But not before he gave her the same cheesy necklace that he gave Ambre.

He sent her happy butt back to the hotel room. Ambre and her proceeded to argue some more because they had to figure out how to make the show last that other 30 minutes.

Then **Channel flip here** it’s a little fuzzy because the show got stupid and I didn’t want to wait for whatever happened between him banging the plastic barbie doll and the elimination.

Fast forward to two minutes before the show ends. He picked Ambre. Hallelujah and praise Jesus. He probably knows that there isn’t going to be a Rock Of Love 3.

Can’t wait until January 13th, 2007 to see Bret Michaels try to hook up with some other unsuspecting skank.

So, it’s been confirmed that there will be a season two of Rock of Love and Bret Michaels will be making an encore performance. My hunch is that the producers of the show wanted the reunion show to go the way that it did, so that it would leave the door open for a new season.

Because what happens if Bret and Jes/Heather really did fall in love and live happily ever after? No new show. So Bret keeps the 51 Minds money making machine happy and will star in the new season:

Over 3.9 million total viewers tuned into the “Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” reunion special this past Sunday night (October 7) to learn that Bret’s love match was a mismatch. VH1 will continue to help Bret find his “rose” and announces today that a second season of the record-breaking series will premiere on VH1 in early 2008.