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Poison frontman and reality show titan Bret Michaels sat down for a one-on-one interview with Pop Eater, where he discussed the idea of him running for President and a whole lot more.

He jabbered on about his stint on “Rock Of Love”, why he’s not doing it anymore and his “Celebrity Apprentice” spot. But we don’t care about all of that, we just want to know if he’s really balding or not. I kid, I kid. Of course he’s balding, that hat he wears probably has hair attached to it.

When asked if he ever thought of running for public office, he responded, “I have a shirt ‘Bret Michaels for President.’ I’d be good. When I am drinking beer at the bar I have all the worlds problems solved. I have figured out how to solve every problem in the world when I’m at the bar.”

Ummm no. Please karaoke yourself to death while Miley Cyrus butchers your classics night after night. Kthnxbye.

Nice. I know this fool, Bret Michaels, has his choice of the “ladies” (and I use that term loosely) for some odd reason. He was a rock star in the eighties, but that really faded (in my eyes) when he started filming his reality show.

Now, he seems to me that he’s just a washed up eighties has-been. But he keeps things interesting once in a while.

In the spirit of promotion for his new book, “Roses and Thorns” Bret talked to “Elle” magazine about the girls he hooks up with.

On whether or not he’d bring a skank home to meet his grandmother, he said, “There are definitely some girls who come on the show to party, and there are a few I’m not going to take home to Grandma. But I try to never use the words ’skanky’ or ’slutty.’ I don’t call any of them out like that. And the ones who just want to have fun and then go? It’s not a horrible thing. We don’t have to own each other’s souls to have a night of fun. I happen to be thankful for the gifts they give me.”

Just call ‘em what they are! It’s not like we don’t already know. We’ve seen “Rock Of Love: Skank Bus”.

In an interview with Chaunce Hayden of Steppin’ Out magazine, Taya Parker talked about “Rock Of Love Bus” and supposed new boyfriend, Bret Michaels.

She spoke of how she feels towards Bret, saying, “Once I realized the ring he was holding was for me, I started to look around thinking, ‘Okay, are we getting married? Are my parents here?’ To be honest, I told him after the show, ‘I’m glad you had your head on straight because I totally would have married you right then and there.’ I really would have!”

The two are supposed to be reuniting this coming Sunday on the Rock Of Love Reunion Show. She says that she’d be hurt if they wouldn’t communicate after everything is said and done.

She adds, “I would definitely be hurt. Considering what I went through on that show, I would at least expect a phone call. I think being the person who he is he would do that. I left the ball in Bret’s court. If he wants to date, I’m jumping in with both feet. I could fall in love with him with a snap of a finger. There’s also a part of me that’s going to protect myself emotionally until I feel it’s safe for me to do that. So, stay tuned.”

Think they’ll be together after the reunion show airs?

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If you’ve been watching any of the “final” season of Rock Of Love with Bret Michaels, then you shouldn’t be surprised to find that Bret picked Penthouse Pet Taya Parker as the winner of the show.

It was Taya versus Mindy Hall for the final episode, where he asked the girls to pick out their own engagement rings. He’s not going to marry Taya, but has said that he will present her with the ring when he’s ready.

I’m ready for the reunion show, which is set to air next Sunday night. Think they’ll stay together after not having seen each other for six months?

New Rock Of Love reality show in 3…..2…..1…..

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Say what???

Yes, you read that correctly. Glenn Danzig will be walking tall in the glam boots of Bret Michaels for a new Rock Of Love show aimed at finding him someone to bring home to “Mother”.

The show will be called “Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig” and will make it’s premiere on VH1 in July.

At least they’re getting a metal god to do the show now. I just have to wonder what he’s going to put those girls through, to win his affections.

Vh1 details some of the challenges, which include: “goat entrail soup and chili cook-off blindfolded nun deflowering contest sexy seance strip-a-thon virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge name that heretic.”

Okay, you know I’ll be tuning in when this one gets good. Finally someone in rock/metal besides Bret gets a show!

And purely for nostalgic purposes, I give you “Mother”:

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Fans of the show Rock of Love with Bret Michaels are going to love Charm School, headed up by Sharon Osbourne. I can hardly wait.

Apparently, those rejected by Bret Michaels will be on the show so that Sharon can teach them how to be “sophisticated rock & roll ladies”.

In this rock version of the show, Sharon will attempt to spruce up the contestants and the winner will walk away with $100,000.

Do you think Lacey or Heather will be on the show??

The show is set to premiere in August.

Love, love, LOVE IT!!

Too funny!!!

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Bret Michaels says now that he found a really cool girl that likes music, but he didn’t go on the show to find true love.

I said this from day one: I went into this to have fun and maybe find someone to like. True love is not going to be found instantly on a TV show. That is only for scripted shows. Scripted reality, they give someone a show. It is the reason “Rock of Love” has been the No. 1 show. It has been kept as real as possible. Anyone thinking they are going into a TV show finding love, they might find someone that they like and eventually learn to like them more. I think finding true love, I never went in with that intent.

But, but, but….wasn’t him that said he wasn’t looking for his “Rock of like or Rock of lust” ?????

What a d-bag. If there’s a Rock of Love 3, it better be with another guy, cuz those poor girls were probably fooled into thinking that they’d have a shot with a real rock star and not some schmuck.

There are no pictures in this post, because I suck today.

Did anyone watch the season finale of Rock of Love 2 last night?

I watched most of it, but had to flip back and forth between that and the Dirt season finale, so forgive me for the last 30 minutes, which probably sucked anyways.

It all came down to Jes and Heather Ambre & ditsy Daisy.

He took both of the girls to Cancun to make his final decision.

He took Ambre out first to see if he could establish some kind of intimate/sexual relationship with her. She advised him at the end of their date that she wasn’t wearing any underwear. Badabing, that was enough for Bret. He shagged her….but not before he gave her a necklace.

Next morning, Ambre goes back to the hotel and has some words with the ultra-trash bucket Daisy. She was obviously jealous, but you couldn’t tell because her plastic face never hardly moved.

Daisy then went on her date with Bret and barfed on the boat. He took her back so (I hope) she could brush her teeth, cuz he kissed her later. She is a total flake. He shagged her too, cuz that’s what guys do. But not before he gave her the same cheesy necklace that he gave Ambre.

He sent her happy butt back to the hotel room. Ambre and her proceeded to argue some more because they had to figure out how to make the show last that other 30 minutes.

Then **Channel flip here** it’s a little fuzzy because the show got stupid and I didn’t want to wait for whatever happened between him banging the plastic barbie doll and the elimination.

Fast forward to two minutes before the show ends. He picked Ambre. Hallelujah and praise Jesus. He probably knows that there isn’t going to be a Rock Of Love 3.

Can’t wait until January 13th, 2007 to see Bret Michaels try to hook up with some other unsuspecting skank.

So, it’s been confirmed that there will be a season two of Rock of Love and Bret Michaels will be making an encore performance. My hunch is that the producers of the show wanted the reunion show to go the way that it did, so that it would leave the door open for a new season.

Because what happens if Bret and Jes/Heather really did fall in love and live happily ever after? No new show. So Bret keeps the 51 Minds money making machine happy and will star in the new season:

Over 3.9 million total viewers tuned into the “Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” reunion special this past Sunday night (October 7) to learn that Bret’s love match was a mismatch. VH1 will continue to help Bret find his “rose” and announces today that a second season of the record-breaking series will premiere on VH1 in early 2008.

On tonight’s Rock of Love: Reunion show, most of the girls were greeted by Bret Michaels, alongside Ricki Rachtman.

Lacey came on and made a fool of herself singing some stupid song that sounded like crap. Sam was on saying that she knew she wouldn’t be able to trust Bret. Rodeo made her plea, stating that if nothing worked out with Jes, she wanted a second chance. She was initially sent home to be with her son.

At the end of the show, Jes said that Bret made the wrong choice and he should’ve picked Heather instead. She said that Heather wears her heart on her sleeve and basically, Bret stomped on it. Was this her clever way of saying that she didn’t really want to be with him? My guess is yes.

Maybe Bret and Heather will work out, but that doesn’t make for good television, now does it? There will probably be a Rock of Love 2, but nothing has been confirmed as of yet.

After all of that whining and crying on TV and making it look so freakin’ real, I hear this crap. The winner of the first season of Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love, Jes Rickleff, ditched the rocker for a designer back in the windy city:

REALITY TV-show relationships don’t last long, especially at VH1. In fact, “Rock of Love” star Brett Michaels never even got started with the “girlfriend” he selected last season, Jes Rickleff. Sources tell The Post’s Melissa Jane Kronfeld that Michaels was informed by the pink-haired punk rocker over the phone that she had taken up with a Chicago clothing designer upon returning home to the windy city. VH1 has renewed “Rock of Love” for a second season, but has not announced if Michaels will be its heartthrob.

What the crap?!?!?!?

With the season coming to a close, Bret starts out the finale by taking Heather out for a dune buggy date. The two are having fun, while Bret starts to feel bad. His diabetes was giving him trouble. Unbeknownst to Heather, he’s feeling like crap. He suggests food, she suggests that she drive the dune buggy.

Afterwards, he takes her back to his place for some nookie and sends her back on her way to L.A. Before leaving, she warns Jes that she should think about where Bret’s mouth has been when kissing him. Then, off she goes.

Jes’ date with Bret starts out on a yacht where Jes confesses that she doesn’t know if she should take that jump and fall in love with him. He convinces her to let her guard down. At dinner, he confides in Jes on how to save his life, if he goes into a diabetic coma. She cry, and they share a moment.

They go back to his room for some jacuzzi fun. In the morning, it’s back to L.A. for her, too, so that he can enjoy Cabo San Lucas and think about the decision that he has to make.

He gets back to L.A. and hasn’t made his decision. He asks the girls if they’d both be his girlfriend. Heather says yes and Jes says that she wouldn’t share the one she cares about. Bret finally sees that maybe Heather was wanting Bret to be her meal ticket and sends her on her way. She doesn’t even stop to kiss him or say good bye. She bad-mouths him in the car, the whole way.

Jes was Bret’s “rock of love”. How cute. And formulaic. We could kinda see this one a mile away, but we watched anyways.

Good show.

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This show had me cracking up. Seriously, VH1 has got some good writers.

The show started off with Bret treating the girls and their parents to lunch, rock clothes shopping, and then a dinner. First up were Heather and her parents. They went to eat at one of Bret’s favorite places, which just happened to have a mechanical bull. Heather rode the bull and her dad downed a beer bong. All was good.

Then, Bret picked up Jes and her parents and took them out shopping for rock and roll wear. They had a great time and it was apparent to Bret that Jes got along well with her parents.

Afterwards, Bret took Lacey and her parents to dinner. This is where the drama began. Lacey’s dad starts talking about how she has her own money and if they get married, there’s going to be a prenup. Bret’s like, hold up, who said anything about getting married?!??

The girls find out that Lacey’s parents don’t really know the person that she’s become since living with them in the house. Then Lacey starts talking smack about Heather to Bret and that set Heather off.

I was a little creeped out about Lacey’s dad and how he was looking/leering at Heather when they came back. He is a weird one.

In the end, Lacey finally got the axe!!! Woot!!!