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To further screw with NBC, “Tonight Show” host Conan O’Brien spent an extravagant amount of money on the show’s newest character, the Bugatti mouse.

Along with that, he got the rights to air the classic recording of the Rolling Stones’ song, “Satisfaction”. Remember kiddies, NBC has to pay royalties whenever this song plays on this bit. Total cost of this expensive bit? $1.5 million!!!

Check out the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)