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Earlier today we reported that Russell Brand and Katy Perry were not getting divorced. That is not the case. Russell Brand has blind-sided Katy Perry with divorce papers. He filed them because of the “irreconcilable differences.” There probably isn’t a prenuptial agreement because the documents state that there “community property assets,” which means that there is no coverage on the accumulated property or the money and assets they’ve earned.

Two years ago on New Years Eve Russell proposed to Katy. Does anyone think that’s suspicious at all? Last month he was on a popular talk show, Ellen, saying, “I’m really happily married … I’m married to Katy. Perpetually, until death do us part was the pledge. I’m still alive.” Today he told everyone, “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”

I saw this one coming. They spent Christmas apart and they both weren’t wearing their wedding rings. Until this morning it looked like Russell blind-sided Katy when he filed for divorce; It came out of nowhere. What did she do that was so terrible to get a man to divorce her?

Thoughts?

All of the signs pointed to Katy Perry and Russell Brand thinking about getting a divorce. But, apparently that’s not the case.

They were said to have had a huge argument right before Christmas, spent the holiday apart from each other and were going around without their wedding rings? Is it a trial separation?!?

According to reports, Katy and Russell are not currently planning to file for divorce. At least not yet, that is. They are said to be having problems, but it wasn’t anything to do with any huge fight because that never happened.

Russell is still in London and has yet to put back on his ring. Interesting. That’s what makes us think it’s a trial separation of sorts. Kind of like one of those things where they say it’s not cheating if they’re in different parts of the world?

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As for Katy not wearing her ring, we’re told it’s no big deal. As one source notes, she doesn’t wear the ring when she performs … and it has nothing to do with Russell or her marriage.

One of our sources says it’s clear Katy and Russell are “dealing with something,” but divorce court is not the end game … at least not yet.

Do you think they are going to get divorced in 2012? Or will they be able to work through their problems?

Are Russell Brand and Katy Perry getting divorced?!?

The rumors are heating up that Katy and Russell are headed to Splitsville, after they spent Christmas Day thousands of miles away from one another. Now, Russell was spotted out and about in London — without his wedding ring!

TMZ reports:

The “Get Him to the Greek” star was in the West End earlier today, half a world away from his wife, who has been vacationing in Hawaii … wearing nothing but bikinis.

The couple spent XMAS 7,000 AAdvantage miles apart. They tied the knot just over a year ago last October.

We didn’t really think that would last long, did you? With her love of alcohol and his lack thereof and love of the ladies, we thought they wouldn’t make it as long as they did.

Do you think we’ll be seeing Katy Perry and Russell Brand divorce stories in the New Year? Sound off in the comments and let us know what you think!

Now magazine is reporting that Katy Perry has gone ahead and filed for divorce from British actor/comedian Russell Brand. Interesting. But where is the confirmation?!?

Apparently after doing a little bit of digging, they’re saying that the rumors that were circulating online were absolutely false.

Katy and Russell have faced split rumors before, but this time, someone went through a lot of trouble to make it sound real. A fake Twitter profile had claimed that Katy had already filed the papers.

Perhaps that’s just wishful thinking for some people?

Besides all of that, Katy has already said that she wants kids with that dufus. She revealed, “I would love to have children. That’s one of the reasons you get married. But I love drinking alcohol so not yet.”

So thankfully for them that they’re not knocked up — or divorcing. That ought to quiet down the rumor mill — for a minute.

Do you think they’ll end up divorcing? Or will Katy get that fairytale lifestyle with her British squeeze?

It’s been rumored that Katy Perry and Russell Brand were having trouble in their marriage, but now the singer has to fend off pregnancy rumors!

During her appearance at the American Music Awards on Sunday, she didn’t beat around the bush. When asked if she was already pregnant, she responded, “Hell no!”

She was showing off a little bit of a bump at the awards show, but she was quick to dispel the rumors. She revealed, “I like In-N-Out Burger and Taco Bell and if you want to make that pregnant, that’s your problem. I still love drinking alcohol so not yet.”

People reports:

During a concert at Madison Square Garden last week, Perry joked to the crowd that if she was rubbing her “bloated belly” during the show, it wasn’t because she’s about to be a mom. She said she had just been having too much fun sampling the “delicious” food in and around New York City.

She can’t exactly have babies with Russell until he grows up first, right? Still, we can’t imagine him as anyone’s father. Perhaps we’ve seen Arthur once too many times?

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Katy Perry is thinking about having children with husband Russell Brand and feels that he will make a great father. She revealed that they are keen on starting a family and knows that he will step up to the responsibilities of being a dad.

She said, “I would love to have children. I think that’s one of the reasons you get married. Especially to the person that you marry. You think, that person is going to be a good partner, a good parent. But I’m not sure it’s yet. We’ll see, ya know.”

She went on to say that how many children she has will depend on the pain level she experiences when she has her first kid. She said, “If it doesn’t hurt the first time, I’ll keep popping them out.”

She added, “I want to have kids! I’m totally fine with saying that. I think some people are worried it’s going to ruin their career, but I want to live a full life.”

The thought of Russell Brand procreating makes us vomit, repeatedly.

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Despite recent reports that Katy Perry and husband Russell Brand are close to divorcing, we’ve learned that the exact opposite might be true. Reportedly, the happy couple are considering starting a family together!

Why, Katy, WHY?!? Surely she should know that she can do better than this twit. I mean, she’s not really a prize, either. She’s made a career of bubble gum pop and boobs. So maybe they are good for each other?

The couple recently moved into a new place, which some are saying is because they need the room for their future family. A snitch close to the sitch said, “They want something bigger because over the next couple of years, they are planning to start a family.”

I’m of the mind that people with Russell’s facial features (hello, Rocky Dennis shaped face and chin!) should be prohibited from procreating. I’m sure he’s really nice, right Katy?!??

What do you think of these two happily married people having babies? Pro? Or prohibit???

Russell Brand is currently in the middle of promoting his new movie Arthur (RIP Dudley Moore, who is now turning over in his grave) and he already has his sights set on working with his wife, Katy Perry in a new flick.

Even though she has already said that she doesn’t want to work with him again, after her tiny part in his movie Get Him To The Greek. In case you don’t recall, her scene was left on the cutting room floor. However, the memory of working with Russell wasn’t.

In a new interview, he said, “I’d love to star in a movie with my beautiful wife Katy, of course I would. That would be great. I’m up for it.”

Let’s see…what movies could they possibly trash together? There are so many that a lot of great actors and actresses would cringe at the thought of these two twits covering. But I digress.

Russell also revealed the kind of movies he wants to do in the future. He added, “I might make a film about my life. I’d also like to gain weight, shave my head and play Winston Churchill.”

Ugh, I just can’t.

Rihanna has revealed that she thought Russell Brand was an idiot when she first met him! In her defense, he probably gets that a lot!

She said that she did not like Russell when she first met him because she was sick and didn’t find him funny.

In a new interview, she said, “I first met him when he was interviewing me on TV. I was sick and it was the worst interview I’ve ever done. I was throwing up in a bucket and a doctor gave me a shot in my butt. Nothing was funny to me. I thought it was the most stupid f**king interview I ever did in my f**king life.”

She revealed, “Why am I talking to this idiot? He made me want to throw up again.”

Later, she changed her mind about him when they met for the second time and has admitted to being nasty. She said, “We did another interview on MTV and I realized he was funny. I was probably a complete b*tch, but only months afterward did I get it.”

British actor Russell Brand has revealed that he can’t wait to become a father! You mean, there’s someone out there that wants to procreate with this giant ten-year-old?!??

In a new interview, he said, “I love children. I think when I am among children is when I feel most liberated. I go nuts with children. Especially when I don’t have any. When I’m around my mates’ children, I jazz them kids up, I swear at them, I get them all worked up, I say crazy stuff to them. I fill their heads with nonsense and then leave them.”

Well that explains a lot!

He added, “I am very much looking forward to being a dad. Who knows when? Soon I hope.”

Let’s hope he hits puberty first!

Katy Perry says that she and Russell Brand are super happy being husband and wife, but that doesn’t mean that she wants to work with him professionally anytime soon.

Reportedly, the two worked together on Get Him To The Greek, with Katy making a cameo appearance that was later hacked on the editing floor.

Now, she says that she won’t do that again. She said, “I don’t think so. I don’t foresee that happening. I have lots of goals and things I want to do in my life, and I know he does as well.”

Would you like to see them working together???? Let us know in the comments!!

If you saw the latest cover of Life & Style magazine, then you probably noticed Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s blurb on how their marriage is supposedly in trouble. On the cover, they say, “Marriage counseling for Katy and Russell after only 3 months”.

The magazine claimed that after Russell posted a photo of Katy on Twitter, sans makeup, she started asking her friends to recommend a marriage counselor. They also said that since Katy is going on tour and Russell is busy filming a movie, that they don’t have time for each other. Therefore, they must be having problems, right?

Wrong. According to a source close to the happy couple, “everything is great” and the rumors are “ridiculous.”

And there you have it!

Just yesterday, we posted Katy Perry’s craptastic Elle magazine cover and now we’re getting some quotes from inside its pages. In the vein of doing anything for the attention, Katy is saying that she has learned to appreciate her boobs.

She said, “When I was a kid, I had enormous boobs that I didn’t know what to do with. I wore minimizers, which were not cute. Those thick-ass straps! I got made fun of for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder.”

That was until someone told her that she could totally use the boobage to become a media darling! Then Shazaam, Katy Hudson died and Katy Perry was born!

She went on to say, “All I wanted was to look like Kate Moss. Little did I know that my breasts would come in handy someday.”

When speaking of her husband, Russell Brand, she said, “Everything clicked really fast. We kind of instantly got past all the surfacey stuff. And ever since then, there hasn’t been a dull moment.”

She also revealed that she wants kids with that idiot. She added, “I want to have kids! I’m totally fine with saying that. I think some people are…worried it’s going to ruin their career, but I want to live a full life.”

Even though Katy Perry has tied the knot with British funnyman Russell Brand, don’t expect that to filter over to her music anytime soon.

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone magazine, the singer revealed that she wants her music to continue to appeal to a wide audience, so she won’t be singing about being a wife.

She said, “There is an obvious element in me that wants to entertain people make their faces light up, so I won’t only be singing songs about being a married woman. I always say a good example of that is Beyonce. She sang ‘Single Ladies’ but everyone knows she’s with Jay-Z.”

Would you like Katy to start singing more marriage related material? Or are you cool with her singing the same pop stuff she’s been putting out?

Katy Perry and husband Russell Brand have decided not to give each other Christmas presents this year, because they want to create an entire Christmas “experience.”

She said, “Honestly, we’re not doing presents this year because we’re going to do an experience instead. My whole life has been an experience, especially in these past few years and this year in particular.”

She also went on to reveal that she plans on donating some of her clothes to charity. She added, “I just feel like I have so much and sometimes I feel like I have too much. I seriously have all these wonderful things and I need to give them away because some of them don’t fit me!”

Katy Perry and husband Russell Brand rejected a flurry of offers to sell the photos from their Indian wedding, because they feared it would allow more media intrusion into their lives.

The twosome hired a string of bodyguards to keep the prying eyes of the paparazzi away from their nuptials last month. Russell said that they were asked to sell the photos to top magazines, but they decided against it.

He said, “They offered us money to sell the photos, but once you’ve sold the photos to the wedding, how can you go, ‘Oh, give us privacy!’ We kept them private and normal.”

Did you want to see Katy and Russell’s wedding pictures?

Katy Perry and Russell Brand tied the knot in India on Saturday and so far, everything has remained mum as far as pictures are concerned.

The photos of the wedding ceremony are nowhere to be found on the internet as of yet. I’ve heard that they’ve been sold to an Indian news agency, but they have yet to surface.

Katy took to her official Twitter account to confirm that they have gotten married, with the above photo and a brief statement saying, “WE DID!”

Congratulations!!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are reportedly getting ready to tie the knot this weekend. The duo landed at the Jaipur airport, sporting an Indian bridal nose ring.

All of this hoopla surrounding their traditional Indian wedding leads me to wonder if either of them are actually of Indian descent. Or is it because the people there are just so “beautiful and real”??

Ugh. These two. I just can’t.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are set to tie the knot at the end of the month, but she is convinced that placing a ban on sex will make the experience as man and wife, that much better.

A source close to the singer said, “Katy wants everything to be special for their wedding, including the first night. The sex ban was definitely her idea.”

I bet it was! Considering that he’s a former sex addict.

The spy continued, “Russell has reluctantly agreed, and they are sure it will be worth it after they have tied the knot.”

When Russell Brand attacked that photographer on September 18th, he was only doing his duty to protect fiancee Katy Perry. He’s a true gentleman, and even has to pay for his actions, in court on October 15th.

In a new interview, Russell talked about the altercation. He said, “I tried to fulfill my masculine obligation to protect the woman that I love, but it subject to legal inquiries. I’ve got to go to court, so I probably have to be careful about what I say in case I land myself into a complicated legal quagmire.”

Still, it was a noble gesture in the face of invading photographers. How can it be legal to try and stick a camera up ANYONE’S skirt? That is just so vile and disgusting.

Russell Brand took to his official Twitter page to unleash a naked photo on us. But it wasn’t just any nude photo, this one is special.

To cover his private parts, he’s using a copy of his new book, Booky Wook 2. He tweeted, “Erotic literature? #bookywook2 – this time it’s personal. Tomorrow”

Will you purchase his book?

Russell Brand defends his girl from a malicious paparazzi photo. Katy Perry and her fiancé, Russell Brand where going through Delta security and a man tried to stick a lens up Katy’s skirt. I’m not 100% sure but I’m pretty sure that is sexual harassment.

After the man tried to get his photo Russell beat the crap out of that guy. To tell you the truth, I don’t blame him. I would rearrange his face, too. Afterward, Katy tweeted, “If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me.” He did his job indeed.

Russell has already been sprung from jail.

Russell Brand has been arrested after a reported scuffle with a paparazzi.

Russell was said to have pushed and struck the photographer, prompting him to place the funnyman under citizen’s arrest.

Russell and fiancee Katy Perry were going through security at Delta airport when the incident took place.

At this point, details are very sparse. Stay tuned as information becomes available.