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This is about as close to Sandra Bullock that Michelle “Bombshell” McGee will ever get!

While getting ready for her lasik surgery, Michelle was sitting at the doctor’s office and decided to lick a photo of America’s sweetheart.

Apparently she felt that ruining Sandra’s marriage to Jesse James wasn’t enough — that she had to add insult to injury. This woman really has no class at all, does she?

I feel dirty just posting this.

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Sandra Bullock is making millions of women weep after denying any romantic affiliation with Ryan Reynolds. And weep, we will.

In a recent interview with Al Roker on The Today Show, she cleared the air with regard to the Ryan rumors. She said, “I think there will be a collective sigh amongst women across the United States when I say he’s not my lovah. He’s just an amazing friend for ten years…but I don’t get his loving after dark.”

How about during the day? Morning? Dawn? Nothing?!???!?

Yep, all she has time for at the moment is her darling baby Louis. She added, “It’s all I can handle.”

According to reports, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds spent the New Year together hanging out and having dinner. Some tried to pass that off as them starting a new relationship, but her rep is here to save the day — with the truth!

Her rep issued a statement, saying, “A group of old friends that included Ryan and Sandra spent New Year’s together at Sandra’s restaurant Bess Bistro. They all had a great time ringing in the New Year as they have in the past….as nothing more than friends.”

And there you have it. Even though they look good together, stop making stuff up.

Jesse James is still doing damage control over the things that keep leaking after his adultery hit the fan recently.

Two years ago, Jesse took this photo wearing a Nazi hat and doing the sig heil salute. Now, his lawyer says that he was only kidding. (continue reading…)

Carrie Underwood has a new love – I Need My Fix

Carey Mulligan Wonderland magazine photos – Amy Grindhouse

Guess who’s foot this is? – Popbytes

The Hills season 6 trailer – Celebrity Smack

Sandra Bullock is filing for divorce from Jesse James – Hollywood Dame

Ashley Greene is a pretty apparition – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Crystal Bowersox rocks American Idol – Daily Stab

Erykah Badu ‘Window Seat’ video is amazing – Dipped In Cream

Kendra Wilkinson loves her new curves – Gossips Anonymous

Shakira wants to talk kids with her fiancee after her tour – The Star Celeb

John Stamos gets to spending – Busy Bee Blogger

Russell Brand is being a bridezilla – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Video fix: Kelis’ new video, Acapella – Popbytes

Tila Tequila is underdressed & bent over, because that’s how we all shop! – Amy Grindhouse

Britney Spears & Jason Trawick head to a hotel in Santa Monica – I Need My Fix

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt break up! – Celebrity Smack

Lindsay Lohan facing a 5150 hold? – Hollywood Dame

Whitney Port’s sexy photoshoot – Celebrity VIP Lounge

Katy Perry has NO standards when it comes to friends – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Carrie Prejean sued by PR firm – Daily Stab

Sandra Bullock has no plans to return home – Gossips Anonymous

Robert Pattinson doesn’t want Hugh Grant comparisons – The Star Celeb

Demi Lovato is headed to Grey’s Anatomy – Right Celebrity

Perez Hilton loves a circus, the freak – Poor Britney

The Bounty Hunter heads to Paris – Busy Bee Blogger

We need to save Anderson Cooper from the Scientologists! – Dipped In Cream

America Ferrara accomplishes goals – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Jack White & Jay-Z record a song together – Hollywood Dame

Jesse James says he’s sorry to Sandra Bullock – Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag is still looking FAKE – I Need My Fix

Amy Adams shows off her baby belly – Busy Bee Blogger

Tiger Woods was sexting his hooker – Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears’ weave is jacked up – Poor Britney

Courtney Love apologizes to Billy Corgan via Facebook – Dipped In Cream

Michael Jackson’s biographer is cashing in! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Britney Spears is keeping a low profile – Poor Britney

Jessica Alba is looking hideous – Amy Grindhouse

Jersey Shore Valentine’s Day cards! – Celebrity Smack

John Mayer hearts gay pr0n – Litely Salted

Where’s Tina Fey’s Scar & Glasses? – Dipped In Cream

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like balls – I Need My Fix

Kendra Wilkinson really loves her hubby – Busy Bee Blogger

Sandra Bullock is getting a burning sensation, down there – Tragicomical