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I didn’t actually know who Sarah Shahi was until she unceremoniously bashed Paris Hilton on Twitter. Now, I’ve got to say, I’m quite the fan!

1-2-3-4, I declare a Twitter war! Mwuahaha!

On April 22nd, while we took a break from writing to celebrate all things Easter, Sarah took to her Twitter to slam the heiress for almost hitting her!

She tweeted, “Paris Hilton- worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign.what if there was a kid around that corner, you dumb bitch”.

As if that wasn’t enough to garner 800 tons of followers on the social networking service, she said, “Paris Hilton- horrible excuse for a human being”. And if you didn’t love her enough by then, she went on to say, “What an irresponsible person… What a lame existence…I wouldn’t be as pissed if I wasn’t a mom”.

Surprise, there’s more! She added, “One more thing blonde piece of shit- you’re not an elitist just because you have money. You should apologize… To humanity. nowi’mdone.”

We’re waiting on that apology, Paris. The ball’s in your court!