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Actress Cameron Diaz split with her former boyfriend Alex Rodriguez back in September, and now she’s being linked to rapper Sean “Puffy” Combs. (Note: I refuse to try and recall how many times he’s changed his moniker.)

They’ve been meeting up — but it’s not what you think! Reportedly, they have been meeting up to discuss a movie project.

They were spotted together over the past few weeks on several occasions, prompting the online gossip that they were hooking up. However, her spokesperson said that they are not romantically involved and are only working together.

Her rep said, “They are longtime friends and have been seen together recently because they are developing a film project. They had lunch….with a producer who is also involved in the project. They are not romantically involved.”

And there you have it!

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According to “Page Six”, Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband, Ojani Noa is dragging another of her exes into court. Apparently, Noa is seeking to convince the court that the footage he has of his and J-Lo’s relationship does not equate to sex tape material.

How does Sean “Diddy” Combs factor in, you may wonder? Well, Noa wants to subpoena Diddy to court to ask him if the former couple ever made one. If in fact they have, he wants to use it as a basis of comparison for his video footage.

“Page Six” reports:

Meyer says he wants to call Combs to attempt to illustrate any differences between videos he and Lopez may have made and the one Noa possesses. Meyer said, “We will ask: Is there a sex tape between [him] and Lopez, and what does it involve?”

This just screams of desperation if you ask me. What do you think?

Sean Combs threw an expensive bash for his son, Justin Dior’s sweet 16 birthday party. The party was complete with celebrities and all of the trimmings. By celebrities, I mean D-Listers and by all of the trimmings, I mean a jazzed up BK crown, throne and a Maybach.

Wanna talk about being spoiled rotten?

Rapper Sean P. Diddy Puffy Combs is worried that his latest album will receive some backlash from fans.

Upon the release of his upcoming album, “Last Train To Paris”, he fears that he’ll be losing fans due to the different nature of the album.

He said, “It’s the most vulnerable stuff I’ve ever done, some of the most artistic stuff I’ve ever been involved in. There’s a chance everybody might not like what’s in your head. I’ve taken some chances.”

This pig vomit is due out next spring.

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Sean “Diddy” Combs is feeling guilty about the death of rapper Notorious B.I.G. and he’s taking the blame for Big even being in the country.

Diddy talked to “Playboy” magazine and said, “Big was supposed to go to London, but he called me that morning and said he needed two days with me to celebrate finishing his album, because we never hung out in clubs. He said he wasn’t going to London, and he was coming to my house to get me to go to the Vibe party. In retrospect, I should have flipped out as I normally do and made sure he got on that plane to London.”

You should feel guilty, you schmuck. You would be nowhere without his talent. Loser. RIP Biggie Smalls.

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Sean Combs must have all the money in the world to be throwing around. The man is making sure that drunk people on New Year’s Eve in New York have a way to get home without driving themselves.

He has gotten together with New York’s Taxi & Limo Commission to give away thousands of free cab rides out to those who can’t drive due to their impaired conditions.

According to reports, street teams will give out $15 debit cards in Times Square and Chelsea from 11 p.m. to 3 a.m., or until the supply runs out.

Diddy says, “New York is the world’s most iconic New Year’s Eve city, so let’s lead by example and show everyone that a sophisticated holiday celebration doesn’t just end when the ball drops, but when everyone gets home safely.”

Good on him, it’s good that he’s doing something nice and caring for people instead of always looking like a d-bag.

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Are we surprised by this? I know I’m not. Sean “Diddy” Combs says that he was so overwhelmed by casting his vote for Barack Obama that he felt like it was his vote that put the President-Elect in the White House.

Good grief. Will this guy ever get over himself? On the one day that celebrities are just like us and have to wait in those long lines, Diddy took the opportunity to let us know that it was all up to him.

He says, “I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that’s how much power it felt like I had.”

Congratulations to Barack Obama for becoming our nation’s first African American president. Congratulations to Diddy for publicly making an idiot out of himself.

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Sean Combs was pulled over by a cop on Tuesday and ignored the officer’s request to turn down the volume of his car stereo. He was reportedly driving around in his silver Jeep around Miami Beach when he was fined by the po-po.

According to TMZ, the officer asked Diddy to turn down the volume, but he failed to do so or even acknowledge the request. He was then ticketed for the offense.

Sucka. But he can afford it!

This is not an official “Diddy blog”, this is just a rich guy with a video camera, taking up our time because we care whether or not he actually owns a jet.

Like it freaking matters, get over yourself. Douche.

Next! Moving along, nothing to see here.

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Remember that video that came out of Diddy looking like a complete jerk talking about the high gas prices and how he couldn’t afford to fly his jet? Well, the truth is, that Diddy doesn’t actually own his own jet. Shocker!

TMZ reports that Diddy only has a fractional ownership in NetJets.

He’s not as a big a baller as he lets on.

In his newest video blog, Diddy is going on about John McCain’s Vice Presidential pick, Sarah Palin. What he doesn’t realize is that McCain is really trying to get the Clinton vote by selecting a woman as his running mate. Last time, he ranted about gas prices being too high for him to fuel his jet…..what a tool. Like we’re supposed to feel sorry for him?

Not workin, dude. And note to Diddy, keep the camera still, man.

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An L.A. cop pulled a gun on Sean Combs during a routine traffic stop on Saturday. A member of his entourage was pulled over at 3:15 a.m. on Sunset Strop after the fuzz realized the car he was driving did not have the proper tags.

A member of the entourage reportedly became uncooperative and was detained by police, prompting Diddy to see what was up. So he approached the officer.

The Sheriff’s department’s mouthpiece says, “A deputy pulled his firearm, fearing for his safety. The situation was deflated as quickly as it began.”

Diddy’s spokesperson says the cops didn’t pull the gun directly on Diddy and they were really respectful.

No one was hurt. (Read: Boring boring boring.)

And “your boy” Diddy is whining about the gas prices being too high and the fact that he has to fly commercial. Wahh…wahhh..wahhh….Like the world is going to end or something.

He also gives a shout out to his Saudi Arabian friends to send him some oil for his jet. What a tool.

Dude, Diddy needs to lay off whatever he’s taking.

I think he just became self-aware that he has ten fingers and ten toes.

Weirdness.

Puff Daddy Puffy Diddy wants you to vote. He also wants to dispel the rumors (that he started) that he has not changed his name.

Badboy Sean “P. Diddy” Combs threw a monster of a party after the Sundance Film Festival this past weekend.

According to sources the mega-party infuriated the neighbors and all of the cars up and down the street made it hard to drive.

One resident moaned: “We came back from Main Street to see cars packed on our property and numerous people being dropped off by taxis to his house.

If that were me, I would’ve had some rich celebrity’s car towed. Park on my property & see what happens!

Several witnesses have come forward to say that they saw Sean “P. Diddy” Combs assault real estate agent, Gerard Rechnitzer at a post-Oscars party last year.

Gerard has claimed that Diddy was hitting on his girlfriend at a party at Teddy’s, but when Gerard tried to escort his girlfriend away, Diddy clobbered him!

“I just kind of remember seeing [Rechnitzer] go flying, not flying as in like feet off the ground, but he went back significantly,” Marianna Ruiz, a witness, said in her deposition.

“I was just in shock that somebody would … just kind of strike somebody out of nowhere.”

Witness Michael Sherman confessed: “All of a sudden, [Diddy] hit him. And there was a taxi behind Gerard. Gerard got knocked into the taxi.”

Craziness!

On January 11, 2008, Sean Puffy/Diddy/Whatever Combs will be honored with his star on Hollywood Boulevard.

Here’s what he had to say about the whole thing:

“I’m from Harlem, New York, so to get a star in Hollywood is just mind-blowing. “You can get a lot of things but when you see those stars on the ground… that’s something I can’t even say I dreamed of and to be getting recognised for it is definitely something I’m gonna have my whole family out there for.”

Congratulations to Sean Combs!