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Shia LaBeouf was involved in a brawl outside of Vancouver nightclub, the Cinema Public House, last week. Apparently an argument started on the inside, forcing security to toss both of the offenders out.

While out the sidewalk, the guy ripped off his shirt and pounced on Shia, hitting him in the head, repeatedly. Some say he “unleashed the fury” on the Transformers actor.

Right after the fight, Shia wanted to chase the guy down, but someone yanked him back, saying, “You gotta lay low right now!”

A rep for the club said that none of their staff noticed the fight outside, but has confirmed that Shia has been a regular customer of the establishment.

As of now, we’re not sure what caused the fight — or who started it. What do you think happened?

I mean, it’s not the first time Shia has been involved in a tussle, right? He’s tossed coffee at photographers and has most recently chucked water at Marilyn Manson and his date at a concert.

Someone needs anger management!

UPDATE BY VANDYKE: There’s video of the fisticuffs courtesy of TMZ, which shows the fight ending amazingly one-sided with Shia laying on the ground getting pummeled. A female eye-witness is later heard explaining that neither LaBeouf nor the other portly fellow pounding his face can be defended after they were both ejected from the bar. All I want to know is: How anyone piss off a Canadian so badly they feel it’s necessary to kick your ass? Politics?

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Shia LaBeouf has been looking pretty scruffy lately, almost to the point of turning into another Joaquin Phoenix…and this latest incident is not helping him at all!

Shia attended a party in Los Angeles on Friday night, but exhibited some pretty strange behavior. Reportedly, he had a “public meltdown” and spat water over his date and Marilyn Manson, before charging through the crowd to leave.

A spy on the scene said, “Shia picked up a water bottle and shot a mouthful of water all over his seated date’s legs. Then he put more water in his mouth and started spitting it all over his tablemates, including Marilyn Manson. He seemed wasted.”

A young, rich guy with too much time on his hands — and drunk? It sounds like a recipe for disaster, if you ask us. Apparently, no one could calm him down, even after Marilyn offered him a fist bump. Jesus, does everybody watch Jersey Shore? It really is taking over the planet when it affects Marilyn Manson, the “anti-Christ” of rock. Ugh. Moving on.

The source revealed, “People started taking their seats in front of the stage at the event, but all of a sudden Shia started shouting at his date and getting visibly angry. He lunged through the very thick seated crowd, and the crowd pleaded with him and encouraged him to sit down. They tried to hold him back — but he kept struggling through.”

The eyewitness went on to say, “Shia had to climb over people and tear himself out of the grasp of various strangers who were trying to keep him from going crazy. His date panicked and ran out after him. Marilyn looked shocked and annoyed but stayed seated. Shia and the girl did not return. It was so insane — he just had a total meltdown right in front of everyone. It was completely out of control. He was so angry and physical. He was determined to get out of there.”

His rep commented, “Shia actually left early as planned. He went to see one of the bands performing in the showcase and left after they finished. Exiting through a crowded room was apparently misinterpreted. No altercation occurred.”

Well, it’s not like his rep is going to issue a statement saying that her client was a drunken mess who was acting like a psycho…right? What do you think?

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Good news, Beliebers!

We’ve learned that Justin Bieber’s girlfriend, Selena Gomez, really has no intentions of getting married to him! You’re in luck!

But — could there be trouble in paradise?!?? We’re wondering now, because people don’t usually get into serious relationships that they’re certain won’t end in some kind of commitment, right?

On the other hand, she’s only 19 and he’s 17, so there’s plenty of time to talk marriage. She said that her relationship with the Biebz is “all good”, but says that she has no plans to get married — because of her age.

When she was asked in a recent interview whether she will marry Justin one day, she said, “No, I’m only 19!”

You know who she has a crush on — Shia LaBeouf! Can you blame her? He’s hot! She said when meeting her idol, she was left “starstruck”. Is that even possible? Considering that she’s such a huge star herself?

She said, “I was so happy when I saw Shia. I was so starstruck. He probably thinks I’m crazy and I probably made a fool out of myself, but I love him. I have literally been obsessed with him since I was 15. Shia’s older than me, so I look up to him. I don’t want to marry him, though!”

In case you missed it, Transformers actor Shia LaBeouf revealed that he played hide the salami with up and coming actress Megan Fox. The whole internet was ablaze with questions about whether or not she was still dating Brian Austin Green, at the time, whom she eventually married.

Shia dropped the hookup bomb on the planet at the end of last month for his spread in Details magazine. After that, it was revealed that Megan didn’t actually cheat on Brian with Shia, but in fact, they were on a break.

So now that the cat is out of the bag, we’re hearing that Megan is miffed that Shia can’t keep his big mouth shut. Reportedly, Megan and Brian are fighting to save their marriage and it may just cost them Shia’s friendship. Shia should’ve known that was coming…When you bag another guy’s woman, it’s not going to end well. But we’re sure Megan initiated that, she had stars in her eyes and didn’t always want to be just David Silver’s girlfriend.

A source said, “He has really upset Megan and Brian. They went through an incredibly rocky period when she and Shia were filming Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen. Having Shia run his mouth now and brag about sleeping with Megan is awful for them.”

The source revealed, “Technically, Megan didn’t do anything wrong since they were on a break. Still, they are so angry at Shia.”

Grow a pair, seriously. If you didn’t want it getting out, then maybe you shouldn’t have done it? Just a thought.

Just two days ago, Shia LaBeouf talked to Details magazine about how he hooked up with his Transformers co-star, Megan Fox. That sent the gossip world into a flutter, with people drawing the obvious conclusion that she cheated on her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green (DAVID SILVER, PEOPLE!)

Still, now that the dust is settling, a “source” has come out to say that while Megan did give it up to Shia, she wasn’t with Brian at the time. In layman’s terms, it’s called damage control.

A source said, “It was when Megan and Brian broke up. They had a ten-month break before getting back together.”

The snitch went on to reveal, “They bonded while filming. Believe me, that was an unhappy set. I think they were drawn together because it was so ugly working on that film.”

After Megan and Brian called off their engagement, they got back together and got married on June 24, 2010. I guess she just wanted to sow her wild oats? Besides that, wasn’t Megan a total nobody before she did Transformers?

Transformers actor Shia LaBeouf appears in a new spread for Details magazine, where he dished on the rumors that he and co-star Megan Fox hooked up.

As if there were really no good excuse for her awful acting ability, Shia explains that he gave Megan some of LaBeef:

Asked if he hooked up with Megan Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times in various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”

So basically, he was giving it up to Megan while she was dating Brian Austin Green? Uh oh, this could only spell trouble. Our guess is that her camp will have no comment. But Megan was probably thinking that because she had no discernible talent, she might as well sleep her way to the top.

She’s probably somewhere yelling at Brian, “I had sex with Shia and it got us this HUGE freakin’ house! Deal with it!”

Do you think they’ll get divorced over this? Or is it the nerdy goof trying to act like he bagged a cheerleader? What do you think?

Selena Gomez hates going on dates! At least that’s what she says. We’re not buying it because she sure did look cozy enough at that IHOP in Philadelphia with Justin Bieber. But I digress.

In a recent interview, she revealed that she doesn’t have a type of guy she likes specifically, but you won’t hear any complaints if he looks like Shia LaBeouf!

She said, “I don’t have a perfect boy. I guess they need to be honest and they need to be someone who I can really be myself around. Although, if they look identical to Shia LaBeouf, that would be great! You should be out having fun when you’re younger, not getting caught up in a committed relationship.”

She added, “I don’t actually like dates. I get awkward as I never know what to do. I still get butterflies and wobbly legs around a boy I like. But the best thing is to be very open and don’t shut yourself off. Enjoy being young.”

Carey Mulligan has headed back to Britain after cooling things off with former boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf. The twosome began dating during the filming of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, but have since called off their romance.

Carey said, “I’m moving back to England. It’s a long story. I am spending more time here at the moment. Just spending time with my family, really.”

What do you think of the news? Do you think they made a cute couple??

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