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Former “Jersey Shore” star Snooki appears on the latest cover of “Us Weekly” magazine and apparently she has dropped a total of 42 pounds! Congratulations to her on her epic weight loss! From the magazine’s report:

There’s a little bit less of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to go around these days — 42 pounds’ worth! The former Jersey Shore party girl, 25, has experienced a complete life makeover since last year, thanks to her engagement to boyfriend Jionni LaValle, her first-ever pregnancy, and the August birth of her adorable baby boy Lorenzo.

“When you have a baby, everything changes,” the 4-foot-9 star says in the new issue of Us Weekly. Part of Snooki’s transformation? She’s shed an astounding 42 pounds since giving birth, weighing in at a 102 pounds and revealing the sexy results for Us in body-revealing bikinis.

“I lost it for me,” she tells Us, “but I also wanted Jionni to know that I can be hot as a mom.”

She also talked in a recent interview about her former high school days. She said, “Well, I didn’t have confidence in high school. I think because I got bullied a lot, and people were just mean. And not because I was a weirdo, but because people were threatened by me and my friends I think, and that’s why they were so mean to us. I was very shy in high school. So that’s made me into the person I am, that I don’t care what people think. I’m a great person, and I’m going to live my life, and if you don’t like it then step aside.”

She went on to say, “And I think that’s how everybody should view life. Do what you want and don’t care about what other people think because you aren’t living for anybody else but yourself.”

She also discussed her sex life with fiance Jionni LaValle and how things have changed since giving birth to their son Lorenzo. She said, “We still try to have sex a lot, and i think we do, but it definitely is different after a baby. It kind of hurts a little bit. You know, cause you pushed something out of there. It kind of makes it difficult, but we still try to have sex – because you still have to have a relationship.”

After she has three more kids, she says that she’s looking forward to getting a boob job. She added, “I’m not one to get surgery. I’ve never been under before and it just scares the sh** out of me. I’m just going to do my boobs. I’ve always wanted a boob job because I have big boobs, but when I take the bra off, they sag. I hate that. Everyone’s telling me to get them done after I have my kids. So I’m going to pop ‘em out and then get a boob job. I love Jenni’s boobs, and I want boobs like that. And I think Jionni does, too.”

“Jersey Shore” stars Snooki and JWoww appeared on Jay Leno’s show last night where the pint-sized reality star talked of giving birth to her first baby, Lorenzo.

The reality star shared the above photo of herself and baby Lorenzo on her official Twitter page. Last night, she gave details on her birthing experience. She said to the talk show host, “I was in labor for 27 hours, but I didn’t feel anything because I got the epidural.”

She gave birth in August and has given up her wild partying ways as a result. She went on to talk about when her water broke, saying, “I was just like peeing my pants every two seconds. I didn’t know what was going on.”

Snooki and JWoww are currently promoting their new MTV show “Snooki & JWoww”, which premiered on the network yesterday. Did you tune in to watch their show? If so, what did you think?

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi introduces her first child with fiancee Jionni LaValle on the latest cover of “People” magazine. The “Jersey Shore” star and her son Lorenzo Dominic LaValle are featured on the cover, looking super adorable!

It’s been six days since she gave birth to their little bundle of joy and they are already on the cover of a magazine. “People” must have jumped all over this one, no?

Snooki said, “It’s a different kind of love that I never felt before.”

Jionni revealed, “We were going back and forth, and I just happened to think of Lorenzo.” He went on to say that he was inspired for the name of their son by a kid he knew from his hometown. He added, “She loved it.”

As far as the name Dominic, Snooki said that it was in memory of her uncle, who had passed away. She said, “I did it for my dad.”

She added, “When I got pregnant, everything changed. The partying is long gone. I’m a new person.”

What do you think of their adorable bouncing baby boy? So cute, right?

“Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has given birth to her first child! Congratulations go out to the pint-sized reality star and her fiance Jionni LaValle on the birth of their son, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle.

Snooki took to her official Twitter account to announce her happy news. She tweeted, “I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD! ❤”

She had little Lorenzo at around 3:00AM on Sunday morning at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey. Their bundle of joy weighed in at 6 lbs, 5 oz. Congrats to them!

Snooki’s rep said, “The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6lbs, 5oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!”

Her rep said “Guido” in an official statement — we’re all doomed. An MTV rep said, “We couldn’t be happier fro Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy! We look forward to Lorenzo’s first trip to the Jersey Shore and can’t wait to see his first animal print onesie.”

MTV is laughing all the way to the bank, aren’t they? Snooki tweeted today, “Being a mom is an amazing feeling!!! I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad. @JLaValle”.

Jionni tweeted, “ill never forget old high school memories or the vacations I been on with my boys, I will also never forget 8/26/12 the day my son was born!”

Congratulations to Nicole and Jionni on the birth of their son. We cannot wait to see photos of their new addition!

When it came to light that “Jersey Shore” star Snooki had nude photos that leaked online once more, everyone was left to wonder who the culprit was. Her ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella, is now speaking out to deny that he was the one who has leaked the saucy pictures.

Since Snooki was not pregnant in the photos, it was suggested that perhaps the photos were actually for Emilio. He revealed that, judging from the photos, they were from a later romance with another guy — and they weren’t taken for him or leaked by hi,.

When Emilio was asked what his thoughts were on the photos that have leaked online, he wasn’t concerned whatsoever. He said, “I honestly don’t care. I’m trying to get rid of trash in my life. I’m done with her and moving on with my own career.”

So, if Emilio isn’t responsible for the nude pics ending up on the internet, who do you think is? Would it be possible that Snooki leaked the photos herself to get people talking? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts!

“Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has found herself smack dab in the middle of a nude photo scandal. Unsurprisingly, this isn’t the first time that this has happened. If you may recall, Snooki became the victim of leaked nude pics by someone taunting her with the photos. Back in February of 2010, a nude photo of the guidette hit the internet.

In the newest set of photos, you can see the pint-sized reality actress taking racy pictures of herself using her cell phone. We’ve cropped out the most modest photo of the bunch for your viewing pleasure (or lack thereof), but that’s only because we’re classy like that. Still, if you were curious, the uncensored photos are basically non-existent. In fact, it’s likely that the only pictures of Snooki you’re going to find like this are black-barred.

Currently, Snooki is pregnant by her fiancee Jionni LaValle and was said to have moved out of the Seaside Heights house that the rambunctious residents have made famous. Her rep has issued a statement in response to the photos appearing online. The rep said, “Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not meant for the public. It’s a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain.”

Reportedly, the photos are at least five to six months old and show Snooki engaging in various states of undress. What we’re still trying to figure out is who is taking the pictures of Snooki as she snaps her own photo with her cell phone?

“Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has found herself smack dab in the middle of a nude photo scandal. If you might recall, this isn’t the first time that a racy photo of Snooki has leaked onto the internet. Back on February 14, 2010, a nude picture of Snooki hit the internet and men everywhere haven’t been the same since.

In the photos, you can see the pint-sized actress taking racy pictures of herself using her cell phone. We’ve cropped the most modest photo for your perusal, but that’s only because we’re a classy publication like that.

Currently, Snooki is pregnant by her fiancee Jionni LaValle and was said to have moved out of the Seaside Heights house that the rambunctious residents have made famous. Her rep has issued a statement in response to the photos appearing online. The rep said, “Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not meant for the public. It’s a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain.”

Dude, if you’ve got to leak nude Snooki photos for your own personal gain, there is no hope for you whatsoever. Clearly.

In case you were wondering if Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was ready to birth a guido or a guidette, you’re in luck. Snooki broke the news to “In Touch Weekly” that she’s having a bouncing baby boy! We’re sure she is just over the moon with excitement.

She told the publication that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are expecting a baby boy this September. She revealed, “Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right!”

They are also trying to decide between two names for their bundle of joy and it’s down to Lorenzo or Jionni Jr. Snooki said, “I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls. It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”

Now that she’s showing off her bump and is gearing up for motherhood, she talked about her cravings. She said, “I love anything cold and juicy, like Italian ices.” She also revealed too much information about her and Jionni’s bedroom time. She said, “Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross. I’m so not in the mood to do stuff.”

According to Us Weekly, Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi insulted fashion mogul Jessica Simpson for her size! Jessica, as you already know, is pregnant and looks like she is about to pop any moment now. Snooki is pregnant, too, but it’s still wrong to insult someone for their pregnancy size. Every woman is different, right?

The tabloid claims that Snooki said, “I would die if I were her size.”

Yes, Jessica’s bump is big enough to where she looks uncomfortable just moving around, but it’s temporary. It’s not like she got that just by eating and eating. She’s hatching a baby, y’all.

Now, Snooki is claiming that her comment was taken the wrong way. She took to her official Twitter account to defend herself. She tweeted, “I NEVER dissed Jessica Simpson you weirdo tabloids, get over it with your ‘pregnant war’ articles. I love the girl and her hot ass bump.”

It’s no secret that tabloids have been faking celebrity wars for some time now. Just ask Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston about their long rumored “love triangle”.

Snooki really isn’t one to talk about anyone’s shortcomings, is she? She’s a midget troll on Jersey Shore who humps plants and pees on dance floors. Jessica isn’t much better because of her loose lips about bodily functions, but she’s not putting people on blast for things that she can’t control.

What do you think? Hit the comments with your thoughts!

No one has ever said that Snooki was smart — and she’s an “accomplished” author, television star and soon-to-be mother. Ha. Scary, isn’t it? To think that Snooki is actually procreating with someone? This is our up and coming generation, Idiocracy, isn’t it lovely?

Since telling the world via a tabloid that she’s knocked up by her fiance Jionni LaValle, she has taken to practicing for impending motherhood by using a baby doll. So she’s taking us all back to high school with this fake baby crap? Seriously, this is entertainment?!?

She and pal JWoww have been pushing around baby dolls in their strollers — all over Jersey City, New Jersey. They have even fed the dolls with bottles and covered them up with blankets.

So MTV is basically all out of ideas here. Snooki can no longer hump plants and get so drunk that she smooshes any random guido so it’s all over now.

I can only imagine what the next season of Jersey Shore is going to be like now that Snooki can’t drink and The Situation is in rehab. For five seasons, the show has been about this midget getting wasted and having sex with whoever. Now what?!?