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Lady Gaga’s cover of Q Magazine – Dipped In Cream

Scarlett Johansson used to be hotter, right? – Amy Grindhouse

Joslyn James responds to Tiger’s robot apology – The Superficial

Lindsay Lohan’s lips are in London! – Celebrity Smack

John Mellencamp for Senate? Why not – Pop Eater

Sean Penn charged in latest photographer dust up – ICYDK

Hilary Duff is engaged! – Hollywood Dame

Spencer Pratt weighs in on the John Mayer kerfuffle – The Star Celeb

Some more photos of Britney Spears’ Candies shoot – Poor Britney

Kyle MacLachlan is in London! – Busy Bee Blogger

Lil Wayne’s got a filthy nasty mouth! – DListed

Should Scotty Lago have been sent home from the Olympics early? – Starcasm

Kristen Stewart knows how to smile! – I Need My Fix

After all of the fuss over her first Playboy photoshoot, Heidi Montag is claiming that *this time* she’s going to take it all off for the publication. Because that’ll increase sales, RIGHT.

NY Daily News reports:

Following her cover shoot for the nudie mag last September, the 23-year-old starlet confirmed to RadarOnline.com that the second shoot will be “soon, very soon.”

“I cannot wait to show off my new assets,” the famously altered star of MTV’s “The Hills” said. “I’m very excited.”

The blonde bimbus states that after having gone under the knife in a record ten surgeries in one day, she’s finally ready to show the world what Spencer comes home to every night. Yuck.

Spencer Pratt’s official video for “I’m A Celebrity” is making its debut tonight on the premiere of “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here”, but you can see it now before the show airs:

It’s even worse than you could’ve imagined. I hope one of them gets bit by a scorpion on the lip and has a gigantic reaction from it, thus rendering it impossible for them to be photographed for an entire year. I would watch the show to see that.

This has got to stop somewhere!

Heidi Montag, just like her husband yesterday, has decided to launch an assault on your eardrums (again).

She has just released her official video for “Blackout” and I must say, it’s utterly stupid. Watch at your own risk, yo.

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Spencer Pratt thinks he’s a celebrity…I mean, for real.

Here’s Spencer rapping “I’m A Celebrity” apparently for his and Heidi Montag’s newest stint on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

Click here to here the audio… Trust me, it’s worth it! For the lolz alone.

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It’s not like Heidi Montag can sing anyways, right? She proved that to us yesterday, with the release of two new songs, “Your Love Found Me” and “Look How I’m Doing”.

She’s convinced herself that she has some sort of “singing career”, but what she doesn’t know is that we’re all laughing AT her and not with her. She wants to bring her talentless dirtbag boyfriend on her upcoming album, as well.

She says, “Spencer Pratt is amazing. I’d love to get him on my album. He sings, he raps – he does everything.”

She wrote the song “Your Love Found Me” based on their relationship. She adds, “This is a song that is so fun to play. It is so heartwarming, and every time I hear it, I get so excited. For me, it was a really fun song. It’s very much about me and my relationship. Before I found Spencer, I had so much chaos, and when I found him, I became lost in him in a good way.”

And just in case you were wondering, Heidi is planning on dropping an entire album by the end of summer. She says, “I just pretty much live and breathe in the studio. I’ve never had an album. This is my first album. I’ve wanted to do music since I could talk. I used to do plays and singing and voice lessons and practice Britney routines when I was, like, 12. This is the biggest dream of my life.”

And it’s the biggest nightmare of ours. Someone please make it stop.

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When Heidi Montag’s retarded self is the answer to a question on Jeopardy, you know the world is coming to an end.

Someone needs to tell Alex Trebek that this crap is not funny. And they presume gazillions of people watch The Hills? I’d rather watch paint dry.

Folks, we have a new addition to the World of Suck.

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, and Pete Wentz teamed up to shoot a commercial for “F N MTV”.

Don’t these idiots have anything better to do with their time? On the other hand, it’s not like any of them have any real talent, right? But, for now, they’re going to continue to dumb up the atmosphere ala Idiocracy.