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This weekend was a real two-fer for heiress and resident airhead, Paris Hilton. The socialite started off the weekend by going nude on a boat. Then, she got schnockered at the bar with some Malaysian dude who had a “I can out-buy you under the table” competition with her ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt.

Now, this photo is simply going to take the cake. It caused Jesse James to lose some credibility, but will it do the same for Paris? Only time will tell.

After the jump for the drunk as a skunk version of Paris! (continue reading…)