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Brad Pitt and his fiancee Angelina Jolie are featured on the latest cover of “Star” magazine with the title “Brad humiliates Angelina”. Seems like a bit of a shocker, doesn’t it? They haven’t been engaged long and all of these non-reputable sources are going crazy with the rumors. Do you believe this story?

The cover reveals that Brad has been busy writing secret love letters to another woman — as their wedding approaches. Firstly, Brad and Angelina have been together for seven years and through six children, we highly doubt that they’re going to turn their backs on that. Seriously, does “Star” think that we’re going to buy this report? Were they drawing straws for what kind of Brad and Angelina story to put on their cover this week? Perhaps someone is there at the editing room saying that they should’ve tossed in some kind of Jennifer Aniston angle.

We’ll just go ahead and call BS on this story right now. It’s the same answer we’re going to get when we call their publicist.

Rumors were swirling across the internet today when Star magazine announced via their latest cover that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were expecting their second biological child together. The cover touts “Katie’s Baby Bombshell”!

According to the magazine, Katie can’t hide the news anymore! The tabloid also dictates what Tom expects from Katie and that Suri wants to be a big sister. Well, someone can tell Suri that you can’t always get what you want, because Katie is not pregnant.

The rep for the actress tells us that Katie is not pregnant with her second child. I guess no one would buy issues of Star magazine if they printed the boring truth, right?

Did you think that she was really pregnant again? Alas, no more Scientolo-babies at this time. Stay tuned in case that changes!

Jennifer Aniston is featured on the latest cover of Star magazine with the title “Pregnant Bride”. Is there something we don’t know, Jen? Or are the tabloids busy at giving you more babies again?

According to the tabloid, Jennifer and boyfriend Justin Theroux are planning to walk down the aisle together in Greece. They have the alleged scoop on the celebrity guest list, the ring and the vows. Because if you were Jennifer Aniston dating a guy like Justin Theroux, wouldn’t you run to Star magazine to tell them all of the gossip about your upcoming nuptials?

Besides that, hasn’t Star and all the rest of the tabloids given them enough fake weddings, adoptions and babies to last them an eternity?

Also featured in this issue is Angelina Jolie confessing to long-time boyfriend Brad Pitt that she cheated on him. Come on, Star, if you’re going to say that, please give us details!

The magazine also claims that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already fighting over money. His money, no less. We’re highly doubting this one. These two just got together and he has even written a song about her. The only thing they’re likely fighting over is why she’s not legally divorced yet.

What do you think? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts!

There have been quite a bit of rumors floating around about the state of Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to Lamar Odom. They’re happy — they’re not happy. They are struggling to have babies — and they’re not trying whatsoever. So forgive us if we’re not skeptical about anything Kardashian related. It seems like a lot of media blather surrounds all things related to these “reality stars”, so we’re cynical.

Star magazine is putting out the story that Khloe and Lamar are at the end of their relationship. Apparently he’s been caught with a naked woman and her infertility has driven them apart. This has been rumored before, so we’re not discounting that there might be some validity to that one.

The tabloid cover asks if the reality television couple are faking their romance for the cameras. Also, of course, comes the question as to whether or not they will show their breakup on their show? If there is any drama, we are assured that it will be televised. Why have drama in your life if you can’t make a few bucks off of it, right Kris Jenner?

It was rumored that Kris told Khloe to put a little bit of marriage drama in their lives in order to attract viewers to their show.

A report from Star magazine made the rounds yesterday suggesting that American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez tied the knot aboard a yacht in Mexico with her boy toy Casper Smart.

The tabloid said that J-Lo and Casper got married on the fancy boat, but had no gifts or guests invited to the ceremony. So they basically eloped?

Not so fast, according to Jennifer’s rep, who is calling BS on the wedding reports. Yes, she has fallen in love with Casper, but she’s not ready to get married again just yet.

Her rep issued a statement saying, “This story is completely false.”

Did you really believe the reports that they had tied the knot without even being engaged? She does care about him a great deal, but she is still freshly divorced from Marc Anthony. Did you think she was already ready to get married again so soon after going through her divorce?

American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez and her much younger boy toy Casper Smart are featured on the cover of the latest issue of Star magazine. Their story surrounds the presumption that they have gotten married while in Mexico!

In January, J-Lo said that she was unsure about getting married again. She talked in a previous interview about the prospect of walking down the aisle so soon after divorcing Marc Anthony. She said, “I don’t know. We’ll see. It’s not time to think about that, do you know what I mean? It’s still fresh.”

With regard to having a baby with Casper, it was said that idea would cause a lot of drama between Jennifer and Marc. Marc was said to be threatening to take the twins if that were to come about. Not that we believe that, considering how much of a friendly relationship they still have with each other. They are grown adults and are keeping their split very amicable. Besides that, to take the twins away, Marc would have to prove she is unfit — which she most certainly is not.

Star magazine reveals that Jennifer and Casper secretly wed on a yacht in Mexico — with no gifts OR guests!

The tabloid also reveals that Casper wants to adopt her twins — but that’s unlikely. Marc is a good father to his twins with Jennifer, so I don’t think that’s going to happen anytime soon. According to the magazine, the couple signed a prenuptial agreement that sees him getting one million dollars per year if they ever split.

Do you believe the rumors that they secretly eloped? I think it will still be a while before Jennifer is able to make that decision and she won’t hide it when she does. What do you think?

Star magazine features Will Smith and his best friend Duane Martin on the cover of their latest issue. The tabloid is reporting that Duane is the guy that is coming between Jada and Will’s marriage.

If you’ll recall, this isn’t the first time that divorce rumors have plagued the long-time couple. Every time rumors such as these pop up, one of them (usually Jada) gives an interview to a magazine where she talks about how wonderful her sex life with Will is. So — we’re counting down to that.

The magazine reports that Will and Jada’s divorce shocker is that he has been taking exotic vacations with Duane and has had some pretty wild nights.

Are they trying to insinuate that Will is gay? It sounds like they’re heading toward Lawsuit Avenue with this one. Either way, it can’t be good for Will’s image, can it? They’re painting him as either gay or being swayed into the single life by his BFF.

What do you think? He’s been surrounded by gay rumors for quite some time now, but we’re not sure if we believe that. Do you? Do you think he should sue? I mean, they’re not coming out and saying that he’s gay, but it is kind of implied, isn’t it? Thoughts?

Since Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, she’s been rumored to be dating a number of guys. Tim Tebow, Jeremy Lin and her ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush have all been factored in, but all three have rejected the reality television personality.

Tim said that he’s basically disgusted by her sex tape and a pal commented that she’s had more sex on camera than he’s had in his whole life. Jeremy basically said no thanks and Reggie denied rumors of a rekindling of their romance. So what is a famewhore to do? Leak a story to the tabloids, of course!

Star magazine has Kim featured on the front cover of their latest issue, claiming that she’s involved in a REVENGE ROMANCE! OMG U GUISE!

The tabloid reports that Kim is now dating a Saudi billionaire. But what happened to Kim giving up her famewhoring ways for Reggie?!? That WAS just last week. They’ve got this woman going through guys more than you change clothes.

Her mother probably said for her to follow the money….No matter where it leads. Because that’s how they roll… But will there be another sex tape?!?

The latest issue of Star magazine reveals that The Voice judge Christina Aguilera has been boozing it up all night and sleeping every day. In addition to that, she is hated by her fellow judges on the show and has gained a total of 65 pounds.

The tabloid states that Christina is a “wreck” and has a lot of troubles. Christina is only 31-years-old and rich, so why isn’t she allowed to have a few drinks here and there, just like any other woman her age?

The feature also states that Christina is being bullied over gaining 65 pounds. In the inset photo, they’ve got a picture of Christina when she was just getting famous. Besides that, she is a mother, so it’s natural that she would put on some weight between then and now.

Also featured in this issue is the question as to whether or not Whitney Houston committed suicide. This is completely ridiculous, considering that Whitney was gearing up to perform at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party and was planning on making a comeback with her new movie Sparkle. Ugh.

In addition to that, is there a baby in the cards for Lady Gaga? Her boyfriend’s family is spilling all to the tabloid, according to their cover. Gaga is already planning a tour for a long time, so we don’t think she has time in her schedule for a baby at this point. Do you?

Fallen singer Whitney Houston is featured on the cover of the latest issue of Star magazine. According to the tabloid’s report, Whitney made a final cry for help, asking those close to her, “Please don’t let me die.”

Did Whitney really issue a final cry for help before her untimely passing on Saturday? Her drug dealer apparently talked to the tabloid, who informed them that Whitney spent a whopping $7 million on cocaine. Other claims from the publication is that Whitney took 8,000 pills within a six month time frame along with having violent nights with Ray J.

In addition, the tabloid also shows photos of the bathtub where Whitney took her last breaths. She hasn’t even been gone for an entire week and some people are already trying to capitalize on her death.

It is really sad how this all came about. We hope that she is at peace and that her daughter, Bobbi Kristina is able to turn this negative into a positive.

Rest in peace, Whitney.

The latest issue of Star magazine reports that Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith are splitting up their children in their divorce battle. The tabloid reports that siblings Willow and Jaden will be 3,000 miles apart from one another as their parents go through their divorce.

So far, there has been no confirmation of any divorce proceedings and the children are still together with their famous parents. Only time will tell if the rumors of their divorce are true.

Also featured in this issue is Demi Moore’s battle with cocaine and anorexia. The tabloid reports that Demi took 1,800 pills in her drug nightmare and is down to 500 calories per day in her battle against anorexia.

In addition, they have a story on what really happened that was the straw that broke the camel’s back between Heidi Klum and Seal. They claim that Seal shoved Heidi in their final fight!

Last week, Seal denied the reports that his hot temper was to blame for his split from Heidi. We’re of the mind that their split is just a wisely concocted publicity stunt in order to promote his album.

What do you think?

On Wednesday, it was revealed, via the latest cover of Star magazine, that Katy Perry and Russell Brand are divorcing due to cocaine. However, at the time, it wasn’t revealed who was having the drug trouble. Now, via Celebitchy, we know that it was Katy that is the alleged cokemonster and Russell just got plain sick and tired of it.

A snitch close to the couple revealed that Russell “hit the roof” after learning what Katy was doing in Hawaii. He’s a recovering drug addict, so he obviously needs to stay as far away from that stuff as humanly possible.

An insider revealed, “Katy runs with a really wild crowd. They will party all night till the sun comes up, doing line after line of coke.”

The source went on to say that it got so bad that Russell had no other choice but to file for divorce. The source said, “How is Russell supposed to feel when he hears that his wife is out till all hours of the night.”

It’s rather uncertain whether or not it was actually Katy doing the drugs, from what the source said next. The spy said, “He can only assume the worst. Russell was a truly horrible addict. It’s a day-by-day struggle for him to stay sober and walk the right path now. He’s really turned his life around, and he couldn’t let it be destroyed.”

Are you curious if this will all be in his next Booky Wook? Would you buy it? Another source said, “She went from this sweet, adorable woman that he was madly in love with to a needy person who surrounded herself with hangers-on who were using her.”

The insider added, “She’d throw back Tequila shots, chain smoke and have mood swings. He gave her an ultimatum: ‘Get rid of your hard-partying friends or lose me forever!’”

What do you think?

UPDATE: Radar Online has issued a retraction:

In its February 6, 2012 issue in the article entitled Real Reason Behind Katy & Russell’s Divorce: Cocaine Ripped Them Apart, Star reported that Katy Perry did not use cocaine, and the article was not intended to imply that she has any history of drug use.

We concur. We never claimed Katy Perry is or ever was a cokehead. We just report what we heard, yo.

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According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Angelina Jolie weighs only 98 pounds, is pregnant with her seventh child with Brad Pitt and is headed to rehab! Wow, now that’s a mouthful!

Of course, their cover features a super thin photo of Angelina to drill the point home. I guess the thin and pregnant stories were getting a little boring? So why not add a trip to rehab in the mix?

Also featured in this issue is the real scoop on why Katy Perry and Russell Brand ended their marriage. They tout the reason for their separation as COCAINE! However, what they fail to mention is who the offending cokemonster is. So we’ll have to scratch our heads wondering.

In addition to that, they are claiming that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting a divorce. Why? Because she discovered his secrets!

The tabloid also features a story on Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, who they’re reporting are having a baby! Congratulations to them if the news is true.

What do you think of this latest cover? Is it a new low for Star? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts!

OK! magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s seventh child, but now Star is taking their supposed triangle to another level! They are making the claim that Brad’s ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant — and she wants him back! So what happened to her beau, Justin Theroux? Does that really mean that they broke up?!??

We all know how much the tabloids love to put a spin on Jennifer, Brad and Angelina stories, so it wouldn’t surprise me if this is another conjured up story in order to sell more magazines. If the tabloids were right about Jennifer being pregnant each time they printed it, she would have more biological children than the Duggar family.

Now, Star magazine has her pregnant and alone — and she’s calling Brad to tell him that she wants him back! Apparently she made some super secret phone call to Brad and now Angelina is crying, barely eating and not talking to Brad. All of this happened since Sunday’s appearance at the Golden Globes?!? They looked like quite the Hollywood couple at the awards show. So it’s hard to believe that she’s not talking to him all of the sudden! A story about Angelina not wanting to wait to get Brad into bed surfaced on Monday — so that’s a lie, too? She couldn’t wait to get him in the sack just to ignore him?

Why can’t the tabloids just leave Jennifer alone — along with the contents of her uterus.

Also featured in this issue — is Jennifer Lopez ready to have a baby with her young boyfriend, Casper Smart? In addition to that, they are reporting that Sandra Bullock can’t let go of Ryan Reynolds and he doesn’t want to marry her. Lastly, they’re also covering the Heather Locklear story, claiming that she punched Jack Wagner AND stole his dog!

What do you think?

The questions surrounding whether or not Khloe Kardashian is an actual Kardashian are surfacing again. According to Star magazine’s latest cover, she’s only a half-sister to siblings, Rob, Kim and Kourtney! Shocking! (Or not.)

We’re actually not surprised by this. I mean, look at Khloe — She doesn’t have the same features as Kim and Kourtney. Or their height. This woman is tall and appears to have had an American father, not a father with an Armenian heritage.

Since coming on to the scene, we’ve wondered if Khloe was actually Bruce Jenner’s kid. Now, Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife, Jan Ashley, is coming forward to reveal that he confessed to her that he knew Khloe wasn’t his daughter.

She said, “Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married. He just kind of looked at me and said it like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said, ‘Okay’, and that was it.”

Ellen Kardashian married Robert in 2003, two months before he passed away and also said the same thing. She said, “Khloe brought it up all the time. She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.”

She added, “Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his. Any normal man would if they knew their wife had cheated on him. But he never would have considered a DNA test. He loved her very much.”

Are you shocked by the news? Sound off in the comments!

Star magazine’s latest cover makes the claim that Brad Pitt has another child that he’s fathered with someone other than his long-time partner, Angelina Jolie! Can you believe that?

According to their report, Angelina walked out on Brad after discovering the truth about his fathering a baby with another woman.

Also featured in this issue is Amber Rose making the claim that Kim Kardashian cheated with her ex, Kanye West. I always knew something was up with Kim and Kanye, didn’t you? We were sure that she was trying to hook up with him to further her own career even more.

In addition to that, they claim to have the scoop on why Russell Brand ditched Katy Perry. Also featured is Sandra Bullock’s breakdown and her shocking confession. What could it be? Did she really hook up with Ryan Reynolds? Because that would be the only shocking thing to us. And even then, it wouldn’t be that shocking….look at the guy….he’s delicious.

What do you think? Do you believe Brad Pitt has a love child? Did Kim Kardashian hook up with Kanye West? Do you believe the rumors?

According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant! Not only that, but they’re reporting that she actually has two buns in the oven!

After months of fertility treatments, her dreams have come true. These people have actually made up more baby rumors than you can imagine for this woman. Can’t they get it through their heads? Jen isn’t knocked up and she’s not getting married to Justin Theroux anytime soon. The only dream that this is making come true is Star’s dream to sell gazillions of magazines.

Also featured in this issue is Kim Kardashian selling off all of her wedding gifts so that she can purchase Rolex watches. Kris Humphries is said to be furious about this. Primarily because he was a part of the wedding, too, and she’s seemingly keeping everything AND getting a fat tax write-off.

Last but not least, they’ve also got a story on Miley Cyrus regarding an “overdose scare”. Is Miley OD’ing on Salvia? Ha. Just kidding, IT’S LEGAL, YO.

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According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett-Smith are filing for divorce and fighting over his $520 million fortune!

Hey, they called the Ashton/Demi divorce weeks before it happened….so it could happen!

After being married for 14 years, apparently things aren’t as rosy as they appear for the couple. A source said, “They’ve been faking it for a long time and they don’t want to live a lie anymore. Living and sleeping separately – and now Will finally walking out on Jada – have pushed them to their limit. They’re done.”

Another inside snitch revealed, “Will and Jada are finished. They’re still keeping up appearances because they worry divorce could hurt their careers, but there’s no turning back now. It needs to end.”

These reports are basically piggybacking on the claims from August from In Touch Weekly, that Will and Jada were separating. Afterward, it was said that Jada had a bit of a fling with Jennifer Lopez’s then-husband, Marc Anthony, during the filming of their TV show, HawthoRNe.

Another source said, “They’ve been trying to work through it, but things came to a head in early November, when they got into a huge knock-down, drag-out fight. They put up a good front in public, but behind doors they really fight like cats and dogs. They’ve always had issues in their relationship, and now they’re bubbling to the surface.”

The snitch went on to say that Will is sleeping in a different room and barely talks to Jada. During a night out with the guys on November 26th, he was seen without his wedding ring.

Uh oh! Is there trouble in paradise for Will and Jada? What do you think?

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Covering the latest issue of Star magazine is a feature on some of the stylists to the stars and they’re telling all! They are revealing that a celebrity is a hoarder, one of them duct tapes her boobs and who goes commando.

Not to be outdone by other publications, they’ve also got some drama from the Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher divorce, which they called a while back. Will it get ugly? Apparently they’ve got the inside scoop on some of Ashton’s “new lies”. Interesting.

Also featured in this issue is Jennifer Aniston getting confronted by her boyfriend, Justin Theroux’s ex! Do I smell a catfight?!??

In addition, they’ve featured Eva Longoria stealing an NBA star away from his baby’s mother and Anne Hathaway’s vegetarian wedding diet. If that’s not enough, Rachel Zoe is talking about more babies.

And are they really using that old photo of Britney Spears to drudge up the gossip that she’s a sloppy fast food eater? Really? Britney’s being doing better lately, perhaps it’s time to leave her alone?!?

What do you think?

According to the latest issue of Star magazine, all of the backlash from Kim Kardashian’s “sham” of a marriage to Kris Humphries has pushed her over the edge. So what’s a fallen reality star to do to stay relevant? Rehab, of course!

Of course that would maximize her time in the spotlight so that she can milk this storyline for every possible dollar. That is what these Kardashians do, isn’t it? They look at everything on the planet as a money making opportunity?

Also featured in this issue is Justin Bieber’s accuser, Mariah Yeater, claiming that she has proof that he’s her baby’s daddy. Justin Timberlake has gotten back together (were they ever apart?) with Jessica Biel and they’re talking marriage. Scarlett Johansson is getting closer to Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Do you think Kim needs rehab for anything other than her famewhoring image? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!

Lindsay Lohan is re-taking her photos for her shoot with Playboy magazine, but it appears now we know why.

Star magazine reports that Lindsay’s behavior was strange when she appeared on the first day of shooting, along with her younger sister, Ali.

A source said, “On the first day of shooting, Lindsay showed up disheveled and seemed super out of it”, and the eyewitness claimed that Lindsay appeared to be under the influence of something.

The spy went on to say, “She’d laugh at random things and say things that didn’t really make sense. She would ramble.”

The eyewitness also said that she wasn’t exactly cooperative during her session, either. Like she was expected to be? The spy added, “She was dragging and slow. She didn’t take or even understand direction well.”

Insane! Get it together Lindsay!

Now that we’ve speculated on what Mariah Yeater looks like, it appears that Star magazine has climbed all over this story and has revealed her true identity.

Justin Bieber’s rumored baby’s mother appears on the latest cover of the publication with all of her claims against the teen singer. He told her it was his first time, it lasted 30 seconds and he didn’t use a condom.

Justin’s camp has already issued a denial, stating that her claims are false and defamatory. Like he would knock up some groupie backstage after his first time — and only after having met her five minutes beforehand?

I guess there’s money in these paternity lawsuits that stem from magazine stories like this one. But, in the end, she still has to establish paternity. So we’re just going to wait and see what happens.

Is Justin Bieber really someone’s father?!? What do you think?

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Cher appeared on Monday night’s performance episode of Dancing With The Stars to support her son, Chaz Bono.

She clapped, cried and gave him a standing ovation for his Paso Doble, even though it didn’t merit as much. Cher was a proud mother and you could tell that she was happy to be there.

According to the National Enquirer, there was some commotion behind the scenes that the cameras (and us) weren’t privvy to. On their cover, they’re claiming that Cher “lashed out at DWTS” and there were “vicious insults & nasty slurs”.

Could it be that they’re trying to make the world think that Cher isn’t accepting of her son and his gender switch from woman to man?

Also featured in this issue is Brad Pitt begging Angelina Jolie to eat and their claims that she’s addicted to diet pills. Also in this issue is Amanda Knox’s drug deal, Michael Douglas being marked for death and Paul McCartney’s new bride being linked to the mob.

Do you believe any of this? Sound off in the comments below and let us know what you think!