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The latest issue of Star magazine reveals that The Voice judge Christina Aguilera has been boozing it up all night and sleeping every day. In addition to that, she is hated by her fellow judges on the show and has gained a total of 65 pounds.

The tabloid states that Christina is a “wreck” and has a lot of troubles. Christina is only 31-years-old and rich, so why isn’t she allowed to have a few drinks here and there, just like any other woman her age?

The feature also states that Christina is being bullied over gaining 65 pounds. In the inset photo, they’ve got a picture of Christina when she was just getting famous. Besides that, she is a mother, so it’s natural that she would put on some weight between then and now.

Also featured in this issue is the question as to whether or not Whitney Houston committed suicide. This is completely ridiculous, considering that Whitney was gearing up to perform at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party and was planning on making a comeback with her new movie Sparkle. Ugh.

In addition to that, is there a baby in the cards for Lady Gaga? Her boyfriend’s family is spilling all to the tabloid, according to their cover. Gaga is already planning a tour for a long time, so we don’t think she has time in her schedule for a baby at this point. Do you?

Fallen singer Whitney Houston is featured on the cover of the latest issue of Star magazine. According to the tabloid’s report, Whitney made a final cry for help, asking those close to her, “Please don’t let me die.”

Did Whitney really issue a final cry for help before her untimely passing on Saturday? Her drug dealer apparently talked to the tabloid, who informed them that Whitney spent a whopping $7 million on cocaine. Other claims from the publication is that Whitney took 8,000 pills within a six month time frame along with having violent nights with Ray J.

In addition, the tabloid also shows photos of the bathtub where Whitney took her last breaths. She hasn’t even been gone for an entire week and some people are already trying to capitalize on her death.

It is really sad how this all came about. We hope that she is at peace and that her daughter, Bobbi Kristina is able to turn this negative into a positive.

Rest in peace, Whitney.

The latest issue of Star magazine reports that Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith are splitting up their children in their divorce battle. The tabloid reports that siblings Willow and Jaden will be 3,000 miles apart from one another as their parents go through their divorce.

So far, there has been no confirmation of any divorce proceedings and the children are still together with their famous parents. Only time will tell if the rumors of their divorce are true.

Also featured in this issue is Demi Moore’s battle with cocaine and anorexia. The tabloid reports that Demi took 1,800 pills in her drug nightmare and is down to 500 calories per day in her battle against anorexia.

In addition, they have a story on what really happened that was the straw that broke the camel’s back between Heidi Klum and Seal. They claim that Seal shoved Heidi in their final fight!

Last week, Seal denied the reports that his hot temper was to blame for his split from Heidi. We’re of the mind that their split is just a wisely concocted publicity stunt in order to promote his album.

What do you think?

On Wednesday, it was revealed, via the latest cover of Star magazine, that Katy Perry and Russell Brand are divorcing due to cocaine. However, at the time, it wasn’t revealed who was having the drug trouble. Now, via Celebitchy, we know that it was Katy that is the alleged cokemonster and Russell just got plain sick and tired of it.

A snitch close to the couple revealed that Russell “hit the roof” after learning what Katy was doing in Hawaii. He’s a recovering drug addict, so he obviously needs to stay as far away from that stuff as humanly possible.

An insider revealed, “Katy runs with a really wild crowd. They will party all night till the sun comes up, doing line after line of coke.”

The source went on to say that it got so bad that Russell had no other choice but to file for divorce. The source said, “How is Russell supposed to feel when he hears that his wife is out till all hours of the night.”

It’s rather uncertain whether or not it was actually Katy doing the drugs, from what the source said next. The spy said, “He can only assume the worst. Russell was a truly horrible addict. It’s a day-by-day struggle for him to stay sober and walk the right path now. He’s really turned his life around, and he couldn’t let it be destroyed.”

Are you curious if this will all be in his next Booky Wook? Would you buy it? Another source said, “She went from this sweet, adorable woman that he was madly in love with to a needy person who surrounded herself with hangers-on who were using her.”

The insider added, “She’d throw back Tequila shots, chain smoke and have mood swings. He gave her an ultimatum: ‘Get rid of your hard-partying friends or lose me forever!’”

What do you think?

UPDATE: Radar Online has issued a retraction:

In its February 6, 2012 issue in the article entitled Real Reason Behind Katy & Russell’s Divorce: Cocaine Ripped Them Apart, Star reported that Katy Perry did not use cocaine, and the article was not intended to imply that she has any history of drug use.

We concur. We never claimed Katy Perry is or ever was a cokehead. We just report what we heard, yo.

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According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Angelina Jolie weighs only 98 pounds, is pregnant with her seventh child with Brad Pitt and is headed to rehab! Wow, now that’s a mouthful!

Of course, their cover features a super thin photo of Angelina to drill the point home. I guess the thin and pregnant stories were getting a little boring? So why not add a trip to rehab in the mix?

Also featured in this issue is the real scoop on why Katy Perry and Russell Brand ended their marriage. They tout the reason for their separation as COCAINE! However, what they fail to mention is who the offending cokemonster is. So we’ll have to scratch our heads wondering.

In addition to that, they are claiming that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting a divorce. Why? Because she discovered his secrets!

The tabloid also features a story on Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, who they’re reporting are having a baby! Congratulations to them if the news is true.

What do you think of this latest cover? Is it a new low for Star? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts!

OK! magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s seventh child, but now Star is taking their supposed triangle to another level! They are making the claim that Brad’s ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston is also pregnant — and she wants him back! So what happened to her beau, Justin Theroux? Does that really mean that they broke up?!??

We all know how much the tabloids love to put a spin on Jennifer, Brad and Angelina stories, so it wouldn’t surprise me if this is another conjured up story in order to sell more magazines. If the tabloids were right about Jennifer being pregnant each time they printed it, she would have more biological children than the Duggar family.

Now, Star magazine has her pregnant and alone — and she’s calling Brad to tell him that she wants him back! Apparently she made some super secret phone call to Brad and now Angelina is crying, barely eating and not talking to Brad. All of this happened since Sunday’s appearance at the Golden Globes?!? They looked like quite the Hollywood couple at the awards show. So it’s hard to believe that she’s not talking to him all of the sudden! A story about Angelina not wanting to wait to get Brad into bed surfaced on Monday — so that’s a lie, too? She couldn’t wait to get him in the sack just to ignore him?

Why can’t the tabloids just leave Jennifer alone — along with the contents of her uterus.

Also featured in this issue — is Jennifer Lopez ready to have a baby with her young boyfriend, Casper Smart? In addition to that, they are reporting that Sandra Bullock can’t let go of Ryan Reynolds and he doesn’t want to marry her. Lastly, they’re also covering the Heather Locklear story, claiming that she punched Jack Wagner AND stole his dog!

What do you think?

The questions surrounding whether or not Khloe Kardashian is an actual Kardashian are surfacing again. According to Star magazine’s latest cover, she’s only a half-sister to siblings, Rob, Kim and Kourtney! Shocking! (Or not.)

We’re actually not surprised by this. I mean, look at Khloe — She doesn’t have the same features as Kim and Kourtney. Or their height. This woman is tall and appears to have had an American father, not a father with an Armenian heritage.

Since coming on to the scene, we’ve wondered if Khloe was actually Bruce Jenner’s kid. Now, Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife, Jan Ashley, is coming forward to reveal that he confessed to her that he knew Khloe wasn’t his daughter.

She said, “Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married. He just kind of looked at me and said it like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said, ‘Okay’, and that was it.”

Ellen Kardashian married Robert in 2003, two months before he passed away and also said the same thing. She said, “Khloe brought it up all the time. She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.”

She added, “Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his. Any normal man would if they knew their wife had cheated on him. But he never would have considered a DNA test. He loved her very much.”

Are you shocked by the news? Sound off in the comments!

Star magazine’s latest cover makes the claim that Brad Pitt has another child that he’s fathered with someone other than his long-time partner, Angelina Jolie! Can you believe that?

According to their report, Angelina walked out on Brad after discovering the truth about his fathering a baby with another woman.

Also featured in this issue is Amber Rose making the claim that Kim Kardashian cheated with her ex, Kanye West. I always knew something was up with Kim and Kanye, didn’t you? We were sure that she was trying to hook up with him to further her own career even more.

In addition to that, they claim to have the scoop on why Russell Brand ditched Katy Perry. Also featured is Sandra Bullock’s breakdown and her shocking confession. What could it be? Did she really hook up with Ryan Reynolds? Because that would be the only shocking thing to us. And even then, it wouldn’t be that shocking….look at the guy….he’s delicious.

What do you think? Do you believe Brad Pitt has a love child? Did Kim Kardashian hook up with Kanye West? Do you believe the rumors?

According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant! Not only that, but they’re reporting that she actually has two buns in the oven!

After months of fertility treatments, her dreams have come true. These people have actually made up more baby rumors than you can imagine for this woman. Can’t they get it through their heads? Jen isn’t knocked up and she’s not getting married to Justin Theroux anytime soon. The only dream that this is making come true is Star’s dream to sell gazillions of magazines.

Also featured in this issue is Kim Kardashian selling off all of her wedding gifts so that she can purchase Rolex watches. Kris Humphries is said to be furious about this. Primarily because he was a part of the wedding, too, and she’s seemingly keeping everything AND getting a fat tax write-off.

Last but not least, they’ve also got a story on Miley Cyrus regarding an “overdose scare”. Is Miley OD’ing on Salvia? Ha. Just kidding, IT’S LEGAL, YO.

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According to the latest issue of Star magazine, Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett-Smith are filing for divorce and fighting over his $520 million fortune!

Hey, they called the Ashton/Demi divorce weeks before it happened….so it could happen!

After being married for 14 years, apparently things aren’t as rosy as they appear for the couple. A source said, “They’ve been faking it for a long time and they don’t want to live a lie anymore. Living and sleeping separately – and now Will finally walking out on Jada – have pushed them to their limit. They’re done.”

Another inside snitch revealed, “Will and Jada are finished. They’re still keeping up appearances because they worry divorce could hurt their careers, but there’s no turning back now. It needs to end.”

These reports are basically piggybacking on the claims from August from In Touch Weekly, that Will and Jada were separating. Afterward, it was said that Jada had a bit of a fling with Jennifer Lopez’s then-husband, Marc Anthony, during the filming of their TV show, HawthoRNe.

Another source said, “They’ve been trying to work through it, but things came to a head in early November, when they got into a huge knock-down, drag-out fight. They put up a good front in public, but behind doors they really fight like cats and dogs. They’ve always had issues in their relationship, and now they’re bubbling to the surface.”

The snitch went on to say that Will is sleeping in a different room and barely talks to Jada. During a night out with the guys on November 26th, he was seen without his wedding ring.

Uh oh! Is there trouble in paradise for Will and Jada? What do you think?

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Covering the latest issue of Star magazine is a feature on some of the stylists to the stars and they’re telling all! They are revealing that a celebrity is a hoarder, one of them duct tapes her boobs and who goes commando.

Not to be outdone by other publications, they’ve also got some drama from the Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher divorce, which they called a while back. Will it get ugly? Apparently they’ve got the inside scoop on some of Ashton’s “new lies”. Interesting.

Also featured in this issue is Jennifer Aniston getting confronted by her boyfriend, Justin Theroux’s ex! Do I smell a catfight?!??

In addition, they’ve featured Eva Longoria stealing an NBA star away from his baby’s mother and Anne Hathaway’s vegetarian wedding diet. If that’s not enough, Rachel Zoe is talking about more babies.

And are they really using that old photo of Britney Spears to drudge up the gossip that she’s a sloppy fast food eater? Really? Britney’s being doing better lately, perhaps it’s time to leave her alone?!?

What do you think?