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Singer-turned fashion mogul, Jessica Simpson was on hand at last night’s Super Bowl game at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana. She tweeted the above photo, saying, “Fun at the Super Bowl!”

We don’t think we’ve ever seen Jessica looking so happy and pretty! She looks good, doesn’t she? Her pregnancy is obviously working well for her — she’s glowing.

On January 31st, she tweeted, “My ass is gonna waddle to the Super Bowl…who’s comin’ with me????”

Ha. Is there video of said waddling? We want to see it! She looks super happy and we’re happy for her.

It’s been rumored that the star said that she is terrified of giving birth, but has scheduled a C-section. She doesn’t want to give birth all by herself, which I can’t say that I blame her for.

Either way, she looks great. Kudos.

Madonna kicked so much butt last night at her Super Bowl half-time performance. She sang a lot of her old hits and even mixed in her newest song, Give Me All Your Luvin’. In case you’ve missed it, you can watch the full video here.

The show was made that much better with the additions of Cee Lo Green, LMFAO, Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. Well maybe not M.I.A., considering she’s got everyone’s panties in a bunch over her middle finger incident. But still, you can’t deny the fact that Madonna proved that she’s still worth whatever fans are shelling out for her shows. Her performance was grandiose, well executed and went on without a hitch. (Except for an almost stumble, but you try to walk on some bleachers in those boots.)

Elton John previously said on Good Morning America that Madonna would likely not be singing live, telling her to “lip sync good”. Still, even though she may have been lip-syncing, she still rocked the show. We would invite you to try and do better, at her age.

Do you care if she was lip-syncing during her performance? Or were you just sitting back and enjoying the show?

Howard Stern’s Super Bowl ad for America’s Got Talent made its debut tonight and if you’re not bringing the actual talent to the show, Howard has a surprise for you. The shock jock has a big hose and he won’t hesitate to use it — if you suck.

We’ve got a list of people that we’d love to see Howard hose down…Ha. Watch the commercial:

In December, it was announced that Howard would be replacing Piers Morgan as a judge on the show. It begins its seventh season premiere this summer. Will you be watching?

Do you want to see Howard break out the hose for those craptastic singers? This marks the show’s first season without Piers. In addition, the show’s creator, Simon Cowell, said that the show would be receiving a top-to-bottom makeover, in addition to a fourth judge.

Madonna came into tonight’s Super Bowl for her half-time performance and showed the world why she’s worth such expensive concert tickets. She told fans recently to scrape the money together, she’s worth it. We believe her now, after her spectacular medley of hits – old and new.

She took the stage and wow’ed everyone with hits like Like A Prayer, Give Me All Your Luvin’ and Vogue. It was an excellent performance and Madonna really brought it!

At one point during her performance, it looked like she lost her footing and was ready to fall — but she quickly regained her ground.

We’ll have the video up when it’s available. For now, let us know what you thought about her performance at tonight’s game? Was it wonderful? Or did you find it to be less than what you expected?

At the end of Like A Prayer, Madonna disappeared. She’s presumed to be getting beamed back to England to work on her British accent.

Update: Here’s part of the the FULL video:

Season one American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson performed the National Anthem prior to the Super Bowl game between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots. She performed the song beautifully — we loved it!

You go girl! She didn’t over-sing it and I’m also digging her bangs…Sleek!

Watch the video:

Good job, Kelly! Are you watching the game? If so, who are you rooting for? Hit the comments and let us know!

Recently, Kelly endorsed Republican candidate Ron Paul for the Presidency. Read the story of that HERE.

Madonna has revealed that her Super Bowl half-time show won’t be x-rated!

No wardrobe malfunctions! Take note, Janet!

During a recent interview with Jay Leno, she said, “Well for sure no nipples. I wasn’t gonna go there. I mean I don’t like to repeat myself or do what other people have done before me.”

She continued, “It’s the most nerve-wracking thing I’ve ever done. The Super Bowl is, like, kind of the holy of holies, it’s the sacred show of America. And I have to go on in the middle of that holy of holies and put on the greatest show that was ever been put on before.”

She added, “And here’s the crazy part – I have eight minutes to set up the stage and seven minutes to take it down. I’m not sure why I got cheated on the other side. I’m particularly nervous with a show like that because, for instance, they’re playing football all day so they don’t really have time to do a soundcheck. It’s a little bit like a circus act – get in there, roll out my carpet, put on my show and get the f**k off.”

Will you watch Madonna’s Super Bowl circus act?

Photo Credit: Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com

Christina Aguilera made the lyrics fumble of the year, when she took to the stage at the Super Bowl to sing the National Anthem. She transposed some of the lyrics, but still belted out the song with ease. We still give her props, she was probably just nervous.

Now, she has apparently seen the funny side of the story in new ads for her upcoming show, The Voice.

Contact Music has more:

The singer and fellow mentors Blake Shelton, Cee Lo Green and Adam Levine all take turns in recalling their most embarrassing moments at the mic – and Aguilera offers up forgetting the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner at the 2011 Super Bowl.

She says, “I think I’ve got one that’ll top it all… I’ve slipped a little, tripped a little but I forgot the lyrics to the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. I take the cake.”

It’s good that she has a sense of humor about the whole thing….Don’t you think?

As much as I wanted this month to be the Sarah Palin-free month, I couldn’t resist offering a hug to the folks over at Us Weekly for bashing the former VP candidate over some stupid remarks made in satire — to Christina Aguilera.

Yes, Christina really effed up The Star Spangled Banner during her Super Bowl performance. This much is true. But Us Weekly did much MUCH worse. They took the words of a satire website with fake quotes and published them as real. Way to go, guys!

And I quote:

“Public figures must be held accountable for what they say. Here’s another case of an airhead diva going on TV, running her mouth off, sounding like a fool. She doesn’t understand something so basic about America, yet we’re supposed to tolerate her diva behavior? Americans can see through that, Sean.”

She went on to “say”, “Unemployment is at nine percent, yet we have to suffer through a performance by a foreigner with a poor grasp of the English language? If I were President, I’d deport Ms. Aguilera back to wherever it is she’s from and give Amy Smart a call.”

That is just too hilarious. It’s satire, people!

We saw this post on whether or not Kim Kardashian could’ve possibly used a butt double for her Super Bowl commercial for Skechers, and it had us wondering.

She’s made all kinds of press over that ginormous backside, so it stands to reason that she might have used a body double for her commercial spot, right?

In the inset photo, you can see her butt from the commercial, showing someone who has a smaller behind. In the bigger image, you can see that her butt in real life is bigger than Texas.

What do you think? Did Kim pay someone to be a butt stand-in? Let us know in the comments!

Hat Tip: Guyism

Ozzy Osbourne tweeted a behind the scenes video of his Best Buy commercial with teen singer Justin Bieber!

The Official Ozzy tweeted, “Check out these hilarious behind the scenes clips and bloopers from the Best Buy Super Bowl comm”

Here’s the video:

Too funny! Gotta love how they all play on Ozzy’s confusion, right???

Even though Fergie’s half-time performance sucked a huge one at the Super Bowl yesterday, she’s coming out in defense of failed National Anthem singer, Christina Aguilera!

In a new interview on the Dan Patrick Show today, Fergie said not to pick on Christina, because she’s only human! She also didn’t have the words to describe what Will.I.Am was wearing on his head!

She said that Christina might have been plagued by nerves and that she’s one of the best singers of our time. And she even called her own performance “pitchy” at times.

What did you think of the performances? Were you impressed or “blah” about them? Let us know in the comments!