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I’m guessing this is music related enough to be posted here, since T-Pain is a music artist who will be whoring out the auto-tune party of his for as long as people find it interesting.

Well, I admit, I laughed at this. All the guys sound like girly singers and it is funny because they do not mind! In fact it is encouraged. I KNOW, RIGHT? Well I guess that is funny because it pokes fun at the de-masculinity of men in general today (BAAAAY-BEEEH CAN YOU PASS THE GUACAMOLE-EH. And the fact that it’s being used to sell a light beer, which is beer for men who want to make sure they fit in their sexy skirts. I guess I’ve said my piece on why it is funny, just watch the damn video after the jump. (continue reading…)

According to USA Today, T-Pain is keeping Carrie Underwood in his sights for a possible collaboration effort in the future.

So what would that sound like? Probably like poorly autotuned rapper singing “Shor-tay” while she’s singing something about a guy who cheats and his dog or some crap. You know how country music can be, if you play their records backwards, you get all your stuff back.

As far as T-Pain’s thoughts on the country star, he said, “Next on my list is Carrie Underwood. I swear to God. Everybody else can suck it until I get to Carrie Underwood.”

I want to see her do a duet with T-Pain and the guys from The Lonely Island. Their hit single could, “Before he cheats, I’ll buy you a drank on a boat.”

This is the best rap video out there, “yo”. T-Pain and Taylor Swift performed their rap song, “Thug Story” and it’s the most hilarious video!!

You have to see this. Really, it’s that good!!

Lyrics and video after the jump! (continue reading…)

T-Pain felt the need to share with the planet the fact that he can afford to splurge over $400,000 on his new chain. I guess if there were a war of the chains, T-Pain and his ginormous chain would emerge victorious.

Before the haters were able to chime in and give their opinions, he took to his Twitter to say:

“10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof.”

“no diss but lets celebrate the fact a black man can have things like this and still care for 3 kids and wife n a $6 million house”

“with 32 cars.Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account.I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good”

I’m starting to think I’m in the wrong business. Thirty-two cars and and all the dumb crap you can shake a stick at. I’m down.

Rapper T-Pain was injured on Friday in a freak golf cart accident.

He was said to have lost four teeth in the incident. Lil’ Kim confirmed the news, as her boy “T-Peazy” was supposed to be a part of the video for her new song, “Download”.

She says that she looks forward to seeing him and for him to get better soon. We all wish him a speedy recovery.

No details have yet been leaked as to how he was injured. We’ll keep you posted.

If you want to tell that special someone just how much they mean to you, why not do it with The Lonely Island?

These guys have figured out an awesome way of telling someone that they make you “Jizz In Your Pants“. This is so funny, you have to check it out!

Here’s the video for “Jizz In My Pants“, which is just crazy funny:

The Lonely Island’s new album is out on iTunes, purchase that here. I love these guys, they are so funny. Can’t enough of them.

Also, here’s their video for “I’m On A Boat”, featuring T-Pain:

Images: Universal Music Group

Here’s the very NSFW language of The Lonely Island Featuring T-Pain, doing their new song, “I’m On A Boat“. If you’re not sure who The Lonely Island is, they’re the ones responsible for this song.

If you’re at work, save yourself the trouble and put the headphones on.

The song appears on their upcoming album, “Incredibad” which comes out on February 10th.

Image Credit: Amazon

This track, Beam Me Up, will be available on the forthcoming compilation “True To The Game”, available November 4th. The compilation will also include tracks by GLC featuring Kanye West, Chingy featuring Ziggy Nina, Raiyn featuring Talib Kweli, Sam Chris featuring Big Boi of OutKast, Tone BlacQ featuring Snoop Dog, and Yung Joc.

I’d probably listen to the album for the Rick Ross, Chingy, Snoop, and Yung Joc. How about you?

Via ThinkTank

I dunno why Lil Wayne was running around with his pants halfway off his butt, but I couldn’t pay attention long enough to the song because of that.

PULL YOUR PANTS UP! It aint cute!

This has to be one of the strangest videos I’ve ever seen. Weirdness. At least it has some better lyrics than “Buy you a drank”.

What do you think?