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The Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momsen has revealed that she is too busy to date. She said that with her band commitments, she really is too busy to find a boyfriend.

She said, “I’m not seeing anyone, no. I’m completely f***ing submerged in my career and writing. I’m dating my guitar.”

In her interview with FHM UK, she said, “I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I lose my mind if I’m not constantly doing something. I don’t have many days off, but when I do I don’t like to leave my apartment. I don’t want to go outside. I watch any TiVo shows I have – Entourage, Californication or I sleep because I never sleep.”

She went on to say, “I sleep for about four hours a night, or day really. I go to bed at, like, 9am, sleep for four hours, then get up and start the day again. I don’t mind if that’s not healthy. I love what I do. If I had a month off, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. I’d be writing songs or in the studio because I live for that.”

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Little miss crazy pants, Taylor Momsen wants a boyfriend!

She says that she’s completely focused on her music these days, but admits that she would like to settle down with one guy in the future. When asked if she’s looking for love, she said, “Do I have time to meet guys? Well, at the moment not particularly, I don’t have a boyfriend right now.”

She went on to reveal, “I love what I’m doing and I’m really proud of the record and excited about the tour, which is all positive. But, you know, I’m a girl. It’s not a priority for me but I’m a chick and every girl wants a guy. There’s no one off the top of my head who takes my fancy though.”

She can’t find a dude who “f**ks” for Satan like she does?!??? Shame.

Here’s a photo of underage singer and actress Taylor Momsen holding onto a can of Coors Light beer.

It looks like a photo of her at the age of fifteen or sixteen, before she started doing this trampy/goth stuff that she’s into now.

Taylor is only seventeen-years-old now, so either way, it’s still illegal for her to have a beer.

Taylor Momsen has revealed that she was actually nude for the video for The Pretty Reckless’ song, Make Me Wanna Die. She said, “It was held up in legal for a long time because I was sixteen when we shot that. We couldn’t release it because, yes, I actually got naked.”

The footage that showed the nudity was of Taylor walking naked in a graveyard, which she felt was important to the meaning for the song, but had to be reshot. She said, “It’s such a complex song and the video really reflects the song, in the way that I’d die for this person.”

She goes on to say, “And the point is: If you don’t do something that’s making you happy, you’re just working through possessions and s**t. You’re dying with nothing anyway. So I’m stripping off my worldly possessions and giving them away. And then there’s hell raining down, just ’cause it looks cool.’”

Craziness. Why is she so wild?

Taylor Momsen is only seventeen, but she’s already dishing out advice to young girls on sex.

She revealed in a recent interview that she feels sex is a part of human nature and young girls shouldn’t be afraid of it.

She said, “I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around, learn yourself first. Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be shameful – particularly for girls and young girls.”

Inappropriate!

Taylor Momsen wants you to know that there’s a really good explanation for why she’s gallivanting around Los Angeles, looking like a tired racoon faced hooker who had a serious run-in with Tammy Faye Bakker. She’s blaming her parents!

She smokes, dresses like a prostitot, and swears enough to make a sailor blush, but don’t think she’s mature enough to take responsibility for her less than sunny disposition. She said, “Everyone’s like, ‘Wow, why is she upset and why is she so miserable about things?’ My parents signed me up with Ford (modeling agency) at the age of two. No two-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice. My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn’t have friends. I was working constantly and I didn’t have a real life.”

So perhaps it might be time to take a break — hopefully with some makeup remover…

Taylor Momsen has a bit of a problem with flashing her boobs to audiences while performing with her band, The Pretty Reckless. So, instead of the obvious answer of staying covered up for performances, she has implemented a new solution to the problem.

The seventeen-year-old singer has banned the use of recording devices at her shows. On Wednesday, she asked that all concertgoers who brought cameras or cell phones to put them away.

She told the audience, “I know this is the modern age and everyone’s got cameras and cell phones and video cameras. But I’d really appreciate it if you’d put that f**king s**t down. I know it’s very cool to videotape and put it on Youtube the next day. But, frankly, it completely takes away from the show. I’d thoroughly appreciate it if you’d put that s**t down and put your hands in the air….I want everyone’s hands in the f**king air.”

Or…She could just stop flashing the audience…That might work, too.

The Pretty Reckless singer, Taylor Momsen recently showed her boobs at a concert, prompting Chris Hansen to want to talk with the entire audience. She’s seventeen-years-old and obviously wants to be known as the raciest, edgiest singer out there.

In a gross display, Taylor sang the words to her song Make Me Wanna Die and proceeded to untie her blouse and reveal her underage boobs, covered with pasties.

Check out the uncensored photo here or watch the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Taylor Momsen recently said that she collects knives and usually carries around her favorite one. Now, everyone’s panties got in a bunch over her comments and she’s speaking about it again.

She said, “I have, like, tons of knives from gas stations. I’ve got loads. When I said that, I didn’t realize they were illegal. Loads of girls carry them – they’re useful. Like, to cut cords, and labels off clothes and stuff. I didn’t think it was a big thing.”

It’s not like she’s going to run out and cut someone, right?

Taylor Momsen has revealed that she avoids the internet, because it encompasses all that is evil in the world. She says that she can’t Google herself because of all of the negative comments that people make.

In a new interview, she said, “Just don’t Google yourself; it’s evil. It’s mean. You just don’t read the internet because someone is always going to say something about what you’re doing or how you’re looking that day or whatever. Just be comfortable in your own skin and about what you’re doing.”

You know what’s evil? That eyeliner that she cakes onto herself daily. It’s like an attack of wild raccoons or something. Don’t Google that, Taylor, we’re evil.

Taylor Momsen is the 16-year-old singer for the band The Pretty Reckless. In a recent interview, she stated that she wasn’t into men, then stopped herself and said that her best friend is her vibrator.

Now, Perez Hilton is taking the whole thing to a new level. Will this finally be the straw that broke the camel’s back?

His vile BS after the jump, because it’s NSFW. (continue reading…)