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Country singer Taylor Swift was left super irked by her ex-boyfriend John Mayer. Apparently she doesn’t want to be anywhere near the “Daughters” singer. We can’t really blame her, his douchiness might rub off…but she’s kind of a douche already, no?

RadarOnline reports:

The 23-year-old singer was furious at the Academy of Country Music Awards on April 7 when she found out John was going to take the stage before her. “She said she had to go on earlier than him,” a source told Usmagazine.com and pitched a “stink” about his performance.

Taylor got her way according to the report, but she wasn’t happy about the whole evening. “John just being there irked her,” another source said, and revealed that Taylor “was just really bitter that night.”

Taylor and John dated in 2011 and true to form, she later penned the song Dear John about their failed relationship. The evening was an all-around disappointment for Taylor, who was nominated for five awards and didn’t win in a single category.

She has certainly made an entire career out of being bitter toward her exes….what do you think?

We absolutely cannot stand country singer Taylor Swift, so when the opportunity arises to make fun of this twatwaffle, we embrace it with open arms. She has basically built a career from penning songs at her ex-boyfriends’ expense and feigns surprise at award show wins. She sucks, really.

She is also no stranger to giving out stupid quotes with regard to her life when it comes to promoting an album. Just recently, she said that she doesn’t go for relationships with men in the world of entertainment. Do they just happen to fall into her lap? If she didn’t go for these types of relationships, then why would she allow them to continue? Could someone inform Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal and Harry Styles about the types of men she goes for?

Adding to her list of stupid quotes, Taylor has just said that she finds it hard to be a human being. If it’s so hard, then please stop breathing immediately. Thank you.

”All these emotions, everything that’s said and all your experience, that’s what inspires the first flicker of a song. It’s hard being a human being.”

Read the rest of what she had to say at our pals at Girls Talkin’ Smack. When you’re done, please feel free to come back and leave us a comment about her idiocy.

Country singer Taylor Swift has had quite the reputation for dating famous guys. She has dated Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal and Harry Styles, to name a few. But according to Taylor, she doesn’t actually go for guys in the entertainment field. Say what?

Not only does she date guys in entertainment, but she also profits from songs about their relationships! Seems about right. She dates them, gets her heart broken and gets revenge via song.

In a new interview, she said, “It’s not I go for people in the entertainment industry. Those have been the types that have gone for me recently.”

She’s not too swift, is she?

Former boybander Nick Lachey has some words of wisdom for today’s boy bands: Stay away from country singer Taylor Swift! As you already know, Taylor has built an entire career off of writing songs about her experiences in the world of dating. Most notably, her famous exes who have apparently done her wrong.

Nick wants to save the new wave of boy banders from the same humiliation that Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal and Harry Styles have all faced. Taylor will make a ton of record sales from a song that’s all about YOU!

Nick warned, “Stay away from Taylor Swift! She’ll write a song about you! Oh! I’m too late on that one. I didn’t get to [that advice] fast enough. [The song will] be a hit, but it will be about you.”

He added, “They’re making money. They don’t need our advice.”

But he does have a point! She will rake in the dough off of your shenanigans, guys! If you don’t plan to shack up with this broad and keep her happy, she will base every record off of her relationships.

Country singer Taylor Swift appears on the cover of the April/May 2013 issue of “Wonderland” magazine and inside, she talks about love and marriage. She has dated her share of men in the spotlight, but she thinks that it’s entirely possible that she will end up all alone.

She said, “I have no idea if I’m going to get married or be single forever or have a family or just be on my own. You know, paint in a cottage by the ocean by myself. I just have no idea and I’m kind of into that. You can make a board for all the goals you want in your life with pictures on it, and that’s great, daydreaming is wonderful, but you can never plan your future.”

She went on to say, “Relationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it’s a green light.”

With regard to dealing with a broken heart, she said, “It’s very complex; you’re never feeling just sad. Maybe you wake up and you feel sad, and then you get angry, and then you feel like ‘I’m fine’, and then you feel confident, and then you feel a sense of doubt, and then you’re insecure, and then there’s jealousy, and then you’re back to sad – and then you feel fine again.”

Sounds to us like someone is bipolar just a little bit?

It appears that country singer Taylor Swift is taking a break from singing about never getting back together with her exes that she’s planning on starring in an episode of “New Girl“. And here we thought that she was so butt hurt from her breakup with Harry Styles that she was writing 800 gazillion songs about it. MTV reports:

According to Entertainment Weekly, Swift has been cast as Elaine, an “important guest” at the wedding of Jess’ (Deschanel) bestie, Cece (Hannah Simone). While details are thin about how “important” a role Swift will play in those nuptials, we imagine wackiness will ensue, considering that Cece’s ex, Schmidt (Max Greenfield), is still harboring some feelings for her.

Swift is slated to tape her May 14 appearance on the show next week during a break on her Red Tour.

We don’t want to watch her episode unless we get to see heartbreaking footage of which she’ll use later to pen a song that will rake in eight million dollars in five days. We’re just sayin’….

Does country singer Taylor Swift hate her fans?!? It would appear so after hundreds of unopened fan letters were found in a local Nashville, Tennessee dumpster! A woman by the name of Kylee Francescan was there at the dumpster to dispose of her own garbage when she found a bunch of glittery letters addressed to Taylor. So, she brought it to the attention of the local news. From WKRN:

A man at the record company said he is unsure why the letters were in the dumpster.

Nashville’s News 2 Investigates reached out to Swift’s management team who said in a release they were unaware of the fan mail, but a spokesperson said they were very concerned about the matter.

“Taylor gets thousands of fan letters everyday and they are delivered to her management office. After the letters are opened and read, they are recycled,” spokesperson Paula Erickson said.

Erickson continued, “The only explanation for any letters being unopened would be that a small batch of mail that was supposed to be delivered to Taylor was accidentally put with letters headed for the recycling center. We sincerely appreciate Channel 2 bringing this to our attention, and we plan to immediately pick up the mail.”

The letters have since been given to a messenger from Swift’s public relations firm. The letters will be handled appropriately.

And by “handled appropriately”, we’re sure that they don’t mean “wait two weeks and burn the whole box”, right?

Country singer Taylor Swift appears on the cover of the latest edition of “Elle” magazine. Inside, she speaks on her ex-boyfriends, her insecurities, her music and the latest rumors. Of course, the highlight of the article is how she talks about not chasing boys. She’s cray cray if she thinks we’re buying into any of that nonsense whatsoever. Check out what she had to say about the topics du jour:

On her insecurity: “Middle school was what programmed me to be semi-insecure, like, all of the time. I didn’t fit in….I’d stand on the outside of the circle but I was never really in. That’s when I started to realize there’s this thing called rejection.”

On ex-boyfriends: “I don’t think I’ve ever yelled at an ex-boyfriend. Ever. I’m not a yeller. I’m not a fit thrower. If something is done, it’s done.”

On the speculation surrounding her songs and famous exes: “To me it’s just writing songs the way I always have. It’s me sitting on my bed feeling pain I didn’t understand, writing a song, and understanding it better. If people want to dissect the lyrics, that’s their right, but it’s all coming from the exact same place as where I started. It’s just something I do to feel better.”

On rumors: “I’m sure if I looked up the latest Google Alerts rumor it would say I’m chasing somebody who doesn’t like me as much as I like him – people love that angle on me. They’re like “Oh Taylor, coming on too strong again, chasing boys. I never chase boys. They don’t like it!”

Are you buying it? Do you think she doesn’t chase any of the guys that she’s been linked to? We’re skeptical. Thoughts?

Country singer Taylor Swift opened up the 2013 Grammy Awards with a performance of her hit song “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. It was the song that was said to be written about her ex-boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal, but for last night’s performance, she seemed to be taking aim at her most recent ex, One Direction singer Harry Styles.

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At the 2:18 point in the clip above, she says, “And he calls me up and he’s like, ‘I still love you’ and I’m like, ‘I’m sorry, I’m busy opening up the Grammys…and we are never getting back together.’”

The funny part is that when she says his “I still love you” part, it’s in a British accent! Did Taylor just take a swipe at Harry Styles? Does this girl ever get over the anger that she’s obviously holding onto when she writes these songs?

Is it time for Taylor Swift to find a new schtick? Is the hating on ex-boyfriends thing getting a little old for anyone else, or is it just us? We’re guessing that she is going to continue putting this stuff out as long as there are people out there that will buy it in droves. What do you think? Was she talented and experienced enough as an entertainer to be given the opening slot of the Grammys?

On the outside it would appear that country singer Taylor Swift just wants to be a good friend to her pal Selena Gomez. She tells Selena that she should stay away from her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. But is there an ulterior motive to her shenanigans? Does Taylor really just want Justin all to herself?

According to the “National Enquirer”, Taylor has been zeroing in on the Biebs for her own pleasure — and it’s totally ruining her friendship with Selena. She’s trying to break the girl code?!?!

After Selena and Justin called it quits, Selena poured her heart out to her BFF. Selena told a friend, “It’s so hard to trust girls. I’m lucky to have her.”

Maybe not so much now that it’s been revealed that Taylor is really looking to get together with Justin. An insider said, “Taylor feels Justin is fair game now. She’s had a crush on him for years.”

The insider went on to say of Selena, “She’s heartbroken at the thought of the two of them getting together. She’s quizzed Taylor about her intentions toward Justin, and Taylor says, ‘He’s just a friend — you know that!’”

The snitch said that Taylor and Justin “phone and text each other at least four times a day, and they never even mention Selena. Taylor says that as a superstar himself, Justin is the one person who knows what her life is like. She says Justin just ‘gets her’, and she finds that incredibly romantic.”

The pal added, “Taylor’s the most fickle girl in the world!”

What do you think of the rumors that Taylor is looking to get together with Justin?