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In this corner, teen professional wanker Justin Bieber. And on the opposing side, ALL of The Jonas Brothers. Wait what? All three? One question Justin. Are you high? You are as small as my little brother and your so called “good punch” isn’t going to “take on all three”.

If you think you’re going to take on The Jonas Brothers (even the one with the purse) you’re going to have to bulk up more. My little sister could beat you in a fight and she’s eight. Personally I think you should think about not making jokes you can’t back up. So good luck with that.

What do you think? Who do think would win in this epic cat-fight? Idiot? Or the three idiots?

The Jonas Brothers treated thousands of screaming fans to a free live concert yesterday in Central Park.

They shut down Rumsey Playfield as fans gathered in droves on the lawn for their live performance as part of Good Morning America’s Summer Concert Series.

The brothers performed some old hits as well as new songs from their upcoming album, “Lines Vines and Trying Times”, which is set for release next week.

The Jonas Brothers performed their new single, “Paranoid” on “The Late Show with David Letterman” Thursday night.

A little after the 1:40 mark, you can see the look on Nick Jonas’ face when he sings the line, “that’s why my ex is still my ex.” Sure she is! That’s why him and Miley were riding around on a jetski earlier this week. They were even said to be kissing. (continue reading…)

The Jonas Brothers were on Ellen DeGeneres’ show when she blindfolded them and had them play musical chairs with a fan from the audience.

This is a really cute video and that girl was so excited to have met the guys.

Too funny. Gotta love Ellen, she’s a crack up.

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Britney Spears took home two awards at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France. She didn’t show up at Saturday’s ceremony, but was honored with receiving the awards for Best International Female Artist and Best Video for “Womanizer“.

The main winners:

Best International Male Artist: Enrique Iglesias
Best French Male Artist: Christophe Mae
Best French Group/Duet: Cleopatre
Best French New Artist: Zaho
Best International Song: Rihanna – Disturbia
Best International Album: Katy Perry – One Of The Boys
Best International Female Artist: Britney Spears
Best International Group/Duet: Pussycat Dolls
Best International New Artist: The Jonas Brothers
Best Video: Britney Spears – Womanizer

Here’s the Womanizer video, for giggles:

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There are actually fans of the Jonas Brothers who are sneaking out of their dressing rooms with their underwear. Yes you read that correctly. But, wow, wtf people? Seriously?

According to sources, The Jonas Brothers had to beef up security and only allow people into their dressing rooms escorted. The “Undies Snatchers” were on the prowl leaving notes saying, “Your undies are safe with us.”

I can’t see the fascination with wanting to steal someone else’s underwear. But I guess there’s an eBay market for everything, isn’t there?

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It wasn’t bad enough that Russell Brand picked on the Jonas Brothers at the Video Music Awards this year, for wearing purity rings and remaining virgins until marriage.

Now, he’s stirring the pot even more. When asked who he wants to kiss this New Year’s Eve, he replied, “I think all of the Jonas Brothers. But very gently and consensually.”

Nice.

Think Jordin Sparks is going to come to their defense again?

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This is The Jonas Brothers doing “Burning Up”. What do you think? Does it suck?

I’m not a fan, but it sure beats that Miley Cyrus garbage that Disney keeps trying to cram down our throats.