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Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, made us all gasp when she knocked down her $12 million mansion in Florida. Then, it was revealed that she let Habitat For Humanity come in and snatch up all of the fixtures and cabinetry to re-use. But still, it appeared to be an insane move to knock the place down! Twelve million doesn’t look like much when you’re super rich, though, does it?

Apparently the place was infested with termites and was not up to the codes for withstanding hurricanes. Thus, she wrecked the place. What’s funny is that it appears that she’s building the same house!

TMZ has the details:

– 9 bedrooms
– 2 large living rooms
– huge formal dining room
– 2 kitchens
– large pool
– GROTTO!!!
– pool cabana with HUGE living room
– 2 jacuzzis
– detached guest house with 3 bedrooms
– 3 guest bungalows
– wine cellar
– ginormous master wing with crazy big walk in closet
– basement that runs the entire length of the house

Are you surprised that she started from scratch instead of rebuilding the place? While there are people in this world who can’t afford to eat and she’s knocking down her home that was worth $12 million. I guess that’s just a drop in the bucket when you got over $100 million in your divorce.

What do you think? Is she crazy?

Rumor has it that Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, Elin Nordegren might be getting close to a South African student at a college in Florida.

Reportedly, she is moving on from her high profile divorce with the student. A friend of hers revealed, “There’s been kissing and cuddling, but I don’t know if it’s gone further.”

Good for her! She’s rich and pretty, so we knew she wouldn’t have a hard time finding someone that would remain faithful to her.

Devon James was trying to sell a reported sex tape of herself and Tiger Woods, using a website named TigerTapeXXX (not linking it). She has finally stopped taking orders for the alleged tape, primarily because she says she has reached a settlement with the golfer not to release the footage. Okay, we’ll bite…

Her husband, Nick Janette, said that they were paid off by Tiger not to release the tape. He said, “Our settlement is done so we’re not releasing a tape.” According to RadarOnline, that was just a bunch of hooey and there never was a settlement.

Nick said that everyone who has ordered and paid for the tape has had their money refunded to them, except for a small amount of people who have filed a claim for their money back. Two staff members of their publication paid, but have yet to receive anything.

They report:

On the Web site the shipping date was pushed back multiple times, most recently stating that the delay was due to the high volume of sales. But when Jannette spoke to RadarOnline.com on Tuesday, he seemed to forget that and said the date was delayed “because we didn’t know if we would have a settlement or not.”

When we pointed out the obvious contradiction that he delayed the tape’s shipment to finish negotiations versus the site’s claim that it was delayed due to an overwhelming number of orders, Nick insisted: “We didn’t lie. We did have high demand. We had 180,000 buys.

“We didn’t really know what to do. That was our reason. I didn’t want to cancel our orders and not have a settlement, so that’s what we decided to do.

“That’s not lying.”

Are you surprised? Of course there wasn’t a settlement. The guy on the reported tape already came forward to say that he was paid to give Devon a champagne sex tape on a beer budget.

In a new article in Newsweek, golfing legend Tiger Woods blames golf for the affairs that led to his divorce from Elin Nordegren.

He said, “That self-reliance made me think I could tackle the world by myself. The physical pain from that car accident has long healed. But the pain in my soul is more complex and unsettling.”

When speaking about his mistresses, he said, “Opportunists are trying still to cash in on my troubles, no matter how irresponsible or ridiculous their claims may be.”

For his closing note, he said, “Thanks for all the love.”

What do you think? Is he taking responsibility?

Devon James is allegedly a former prostitute and mistress of golfing great Tiger Woods. She said that she got down and dirty with Tiger in a cheesy hotel room and filmed the whole thing. As a matter of fact, she’s set to release the tape on November 15, 2010.

One man has come forward to say that Devon and her husband paid him $1,000 for a sexual fantasy at her request. She wanted him to dress up and play the part of Tiger, complete with Nike gear and everything.

Teneal Goyco claims that he faked the part of Tiger and didn’t know that they were going to release the sex tape for sale. He said, “I had no idea she was going to set up a tape of Tiger Woods. I wanted to make money — not ruin someone’s life. I thought the tape was just going to be for them personally, I didn’t know they were going to use it to make money. She said it was her fantasy to sleep with Tiger Woods.”

Interesting. Are you going to be buying the tape when it goes on sale?

Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, Elin Nordegren has walked away from their divorce a very rich woman. Reportedly, Elin got a whopping $110 million in the divorce!

Radar Online reports:

In the past she has had access to a private jet from Tiger’s camp.

“She could afford the jet but didn’t even consider it,” the source said.

“She’s not cheap, but she’s just not throwing money around and wasting it the way some people would.”

Elin still employs nannies and other household help as she shares custody with Tiger of their two children.

“But she has cut back some of the hours some people work,” a friend told us.

“She’s not acting like she hit the lottery.”

Good for her. She deserves all of that and more after what she’s been put through.

Tiger Woods is learning the hard way that when you lie down with dogs, you’re bound to get fleas.

His ex-mistress, Devon James, still plans on releasing the sex tape that reportedly features the disgraced golfer on Friday, October 15th.

Devon’s husband, producer Nick James, says that they plan to release the tape on Friday, regardless of what happens, “no matter what.”

He said, “I was told there was a bid by his lawyers to buy the tape but so far no deal has been struck and I don’t think it will be either.”

There hasn’t been any proof that the tape exists as of yet and all of the media buzz surrounding it has been released by Devon and Nick. Nick added, “I think that it will be available for pre-order no matter what now – right now that is definitely still on.”

Do you think there’s a real Tiger Woods tape floating around?

Rachel Uchitel, better known as Tiger Woods’ mistress numero uno, has had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction while trying to get out of a car recently.

Or perhaps that was being way too kind? Yes, she left the house without panties on. You’re welcome (click for uncensored, perv).

Rachel Uchitel was recently offered $300,000 by Playboy to pose almost completely nude for their publication. But the deal went South when Tiger Woods stepped in and squashed it. Apparently they wanted a photo of Rachel on the cover with a reference to the famous golfer, but he was having none of it.

Radar Online reports:

“It put Rachel in significant danger of losing the millions of dollars Tiger paid her,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

“The magazine wanted to mention Rachel’s relationship with Tiger, but it would have jeopardized the deal she already made with him.

“They refused to give her complete control of the cover so she could make sure Tiger wasn’t mentioned.”

You’d think she would just want to keep the millions she got from Tiger and live it up…but she’s trying to get greedy.

Elin Nordegren is walking away from Tiger Woods as the richest divorcee in history. She’s reportedly getting a $750 million settlement and custody of the couple’s two children, Sam, three, and Charlie, one.

The biggest thing at stake for the divorce deal? Her silence.

Fox News reports:

Her friend explained: “Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

“The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot.”

She also has a deal in there for Tiger not being able to introduce their children to any random girlfriend. He’s got to put a ring on it before she’ll be allowed to meet the kids.

Amongst the many women that Tiger Woods has been with and cheated on his wife with, you wouldn’t expect LeAnn Rimes’ name to pop up, like, ever.

In 2002, before LeAnn married Dean Sheremet, she and Tiger were quite the item. A source said, “They hooked up and everything. Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!”

Her father didn’t like the idea of the two of them together. The source added, “Then her dad almost had a heart attack. And he made her stop seeing Tiger.”

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Tiger Woods is returning to golf – Gossips Anonymous

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In a new radio interview, disgraced singer Chris Brown has defended Tiger Woods, because he definitely knows how the public backlash feels.

He talked to the Mojo In The Morning radio show and said, “Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on somebody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them. Whatever his personal life is and I think this goes for me and him — his personal life is his personal life.”

“Like they might be a fan, or might support what they’re doing but like if he plays golf, like that’s his sport, that’s his hobby, that’s his love, that’s what people love him for. They don’t love him for the other stuff that they talking about. I think, even with me, like I do music, I sing songs, like I’m an entertainer, I’m a performer, but people make mistakes. So my hat is off to him — I support him, I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing, cause he is the best at it.”

Tiger Woods should respond and say, “Sheesh, I only had sex with girls, you beat up Rihanna, so no thanks for the hat tip, dude.”

Listen to the full interview here.

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In a press conference earlier today, disgraced golfer Tiger Woods apologized to his wife, business partners and fans regarding his sexually illicit behavior.

The golfer stated that he would be making his return to golf, but he doesn’t know when that will be. He also asked that the paparazzi leave his wife and children alone.

Woods also stated that he will be returning to treatment tomorrow and that he is returning to his Buddhist roots.

See the full apology video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

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Tiger Woods has been spotted running — and without his wedding ring! Oh noes.

The disgraced golfer was photographed jogging with possibly his trainer near his Florida home. He’s finally come out of the wood work. And right before he’s slated to read off a public statement on Friday.

As we’ve previously reported, Tiger Woods is making his way back into the golfing realm. But not before he apologizes for all of the grief he’s caused his wife as well as advertisers.

According to Bloomberg:

“Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11:00am EST Friday at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida,” the statement said. “Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior.”

Woods has obviously taken some recovery steps, Steinberg said in a telephone interview.

“Tiger feels as though It’s time to make amends and to publicly do that,” the agent said.

Is it too late for his public image?

According to TMZ, Tiger Woods isn’t ready to hang up his nine iron just yet.

The disgraced golfer is headed back to his Florida home next week and is planning to make his return to golf soon. Reportedly, he’s gearing up to play in the Tavistock Cup this year, which will take place on March 22-23, 2010.

According to Wikipedia:

The Tavistock Cup is a team golf event played in Florida that pits the golf professional members of Isleworth Golf & Country Club against their counterparts at Lake Nona Golf & Country Club. The two-day tournament is an officially sanctioned PGA Tour event with a purse valued at more than $3.5 million. The invitation-only gallery is allowed to walk the fairways alongside the contestants as they compete for team Par 3 hole-in-one prizes, including cars, boats and other luxury goods.

After making his return to his Florida home, he is rumored to be taking part in the Masters, of which he is qualified.

John Mayer has explained Tiger Woods’ troubles in one word: marriage.

Mayer offered up his thoughts on Tiger’s dirty text messages, saying that if Tiger were single, this would be a non-event.

He said, “Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end. It has nothing to do with control. If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said, ‘I wanna wear your ass like a hat’, why would that ever hit the news?”

It wouldn’t. But the fact of the matter is that Tiger is married.

Mayer went on to say that he’s had some dirty text messages, but they go unnoticed. He said, “I wrote a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you’ve never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they’d say ‘I don’t have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He’s 32 years old. He’s a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story.’”

Mayer added, “With this whole Tiger Woods situation…I wish more people would be like, ‘You know what, Mayer? You didn’t f*** up at all.’”

I am so surprised that Elin Woods is even putting up with Tiger’s cheating ways, but maybe she just wants it to work out so that she can get the media spotlight off of herself and their children.

According to Radar Online, the divorce is officially off!

Elin spent last week visiting Tiger in sex rehab and has changed her mind about kicking him to the curb. A source said that after spending the week with her husband, “She was happy when she came home. Things went well.”

Elin hadn’t filed divorce papers, but was seriously considering it. The snitch added, “He’s told her he’s serious about making it work and doing whatever he can. The stress has taken a big toll on her. But she’s a strong woman.”