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Kim Kardashian ditched Kris Humphries after only 72 days of marriage and afterward was rumored to be dating Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Apparently he didn’t want her because of her sex tape past, so it was later rumored that she was trying to get back together with her ex-boyfriend, New Orleans Saints player, Reggie Bush. Reggie flat-out denied that they were reconciling…so what’s a Kardashian famewhore to do?!?

Make up more rumors, of course. We’re not saying that Kim is leaking her own relationship rumors, but it wouldn’t surprise us one bit. However, we wouldn’t go as far as saying Kim would talk to anyone in interview format with a dollar figure attached to it, either.

Media Takeout is claiming that Kim’s publicist is trying to make a connection with New York Knicks point guard, Jeremy Lin. A source revealed to MTO, “She thinks Jeremy is cute, and she’s good friends with [his teammate's wife] Lala. It’s going to be a double date.”

The website also claims that Jeremy is excited about the prospect of dating Kim. We still can’t figure out why. She doesn’t have any discernible talent, unless you consider self-promotion.

What do you think? Should Kim Kardashian and Jeremy Lin start dating?

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Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has been linked to reality star Kim Kardashian. After the speculation died down, we heard that Tim is too religious for someone who has a sex tape. Since, he’s been rumored to be dating Katy Perry.

Perhaps her parents really were trying to set them up? Katy performed a show for the DirecTV Super Saturday Night party where she dedicated her song Peacock to him. More specifically, she sang the words, “I wanna see your peacock.”

We don’t think Tim has any plans of showing his peacock to anyone he’s not married to. So, perhaps Katy should wait until she is officially divorced before asking to see anyone’s peacock? Just sayin’.

The rumors have been put to bed after a kid asked Tim what the deal is with him and Katy Perry. Tim met up with 100 kids at the Challengers Boys & Girls Club in L.A., which promotes books and reading. In addition to that, he also shared his struggle with dyslexia.

When it came time for the kids to ask Tim some questions, one kid didn’t waste any time asking him if he has a thing for Katy. Tim laughed and then told the children that he doesn’t have a thing for Katy.

Told ya — no one’s seeing Tim’s peacock until they’re married to it.

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Even though Kim Kardashian has said that she won’t be dating anymore football players, we’ve heard that she has had her sights set on Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow.

Since we all know how much of a religious guy Tim is, we couldn’t possibly picture them together. She’s a sex tape star and he’s a religious virgin, waiting until he’s married to do the deed. So what’s a famewhore to do? Talk about religion, of course!

Kim tweeted, “On my way to church with the girls! I want to start a Bible study group with my friends!”

Uh huh. A bible study group with a sex tape star? Sounds suspicious. Insiders say that her sudden onset of religion is just a ploy to snag Tim.

A source revealed, “Anyone who knows Kim knows what she’s up to. She thinks Tim’s hot and she knows dating him would really boost her image. And Kim could really use some help in that department.”

Another source said, “If he were just the average athlete, Kim would pull the same move she used on Kris.” Meaning that she would get front row seats to a Broncos game and then send her phone number to the locker room for him. The snitch said, “But Tim’s different. She can’t just use her sexuality.”

The insider went on to say, “Kim thinks Tim is a dream. She appreciates his courage to weather criticism about being publicly religious. So I think Kim is inspired by that act of bravery. As for the bible study, that’s nothing new. Her family was very committed to their spiritual ideas – very Catholic.”

Will it work for Kim to be able to entice Tim? A source close to the quarterback said, “Kim’s not Tim’s type at all. He likes down-to-Earth girls who aren’t high maintenance. And the sex tape is the type of thing that grosses him out.”

I think the entire planet was grossed out by that one.

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Rumors were flying recently that Kim Kardashian was going after Tim Tebow. After the denial came in (he has class, people), the new rumors suggested that Kim was secretly dating Mark Sanchez.

Now, we know that she isn’t secretly trying to hook up with Mark and the Tebow rumors are just that — rumors. She was said to have tried to hook up with Tebow because of his religious views, but he brutally rebuffed her. He’s a virgin and she’s had more sex for the cameras than he has in his whole life. Go figure.

The reality television star is so done with football players altogether. I guess the breakup with Reggie Bush was so bad that she was soured on NFL players completely.

In addition to that, she is also done with NBA, as well. We have to wonder what sport the Kardashian hurricane will try to tackle next? Hockey? Perhaps soccer?

I bet the entire NFL and NBA are breathing a sigh of relief after this news gets around. Who do you think Kim should date next?

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Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow shows his abs and the tops of his underwear for his new ad for Jockey. Holy hotness, Batman. No wonder Kim Kardashian thought she could try and convert him from his religious nature to her sex tape loving self.

Tim opted not to strip off all of his clothing for the ads — unfortunately. Tim is a strict virgin with some strong religious beliefs, so he decided that the ad is racy enough with him in a hot pair of jeans.

Public relations director for the underwear line, Mo Mooreman, said, “Some things are better when left to the imagination.” Do you agree or disagree?

Would you be more likely to purchase Jockeys for your man had Tim stripped off to show off his Jockeys? What do you think of his ad? Hot or not? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts.

According to reports, reality television star Kim Kardashian has a huge crush on Tim Tebow. Of course, the only reason that she would want to start dating Tim is so that she can rehab her image, if that’s possible at this point.

The world frowned on Kim after she spend a ton of money getting married to Kris Humphries in a lavish wedding — only to ditch him 72 days later. She reportedly raked in the dough for the wedding with deals for the video, as well as the photos. She was bashed for the obvious publicity stunt, so now she wants to make nice with the public?

Kim is said to find Tim “handsome” and she is a fan of his “really strong values.” Kim has gobs of money, but as it turns out, that can’t buy you everything.

Kim is in need of an image rehab stat and her PR team thinks that “dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick.”

A source close to Tim said, “Although flattered, he’s not interested.”

The pal said that Kim has had more sexy time in front of the cameras than Tim’s had in his entire life. So why would he want to spend his first time with someone like her?!? I can’t say that I blame him. He does have strong values, and obviously part of that says not to date women who have had sex on camera and subsequently signed off on the tape for release. He’s not stupid.

Do you blame him?

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It looks as if reality personality and sex tape star Kim Kardashian was looking for another guy to add to her roster of co-stars. Reportedly, she had her sights set on Tim Tebow — because they’d totally make the perfect match, right?!? WRONG.

Kim is a notorious famewhore who only thinks about money, promoting various items and herself. She was said to have a bit of a crush on Tim, but was brutally rebuffed. Ha. Money doesn’t always get what you want Kim!

She was said to be telling friends that she wanted a date with Tim, because he’s a handsome guy with strong values. Wow, really?!? Kim wants someone with values because she has none!

A source said, “Kim has a big crush on Tim. She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.”

Her popularity has basically gone down the drain since her split from husband Kris Humphries, so of course she wants to bring that back up. And she thinks Tim is the right guy to help her with that.

The source went on to reveal, “Kim needs to rehab her image to get her career revved up again. Dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick.”

Another source said, “Tim’s been made aware of Kim’s crush, and although flattered, he’s not interested. He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages AND a sex tape in her past!”

That statement has just made me Tim Tebow’s biggest fan. We salute you, Tim.

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