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Beyonce pregnancy rumors were fluttering across the internet yesterday, suggesting the singer was pregnant with her first child with husband, Jay-Z.

Her mother, Tina Knowles, has denied the rumors, saying that they’re completely untrue. She said, “The truth is that it’s not Beyonce that’s pregnant. It’s me. I’m kidding y’all. I’m 56. No, no the reports are not true. Not right now. With all the rumors, by now I should have five or six grandchildren.”

This is true. There have been a ton of pregnancy rumors surrounding Beyonce since 2007. One day she’s going to get pregnant and no one’s going to believe it. We’ll all say, “Rumor #654,907 Beyonce is pregnant”.