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In these sneak peek photos of Britney Spears’ V Magazine photo shoot, you can see that the singer went topless for the magazine’s upcoming issue!

She posed for fashion snapper Mario Testino for the racy shoot, which features poses in several color shades. But you really don’t care about that, do you?

She also tweeted the above photo, saying, “I HEART Mario Testino and V Magazine. Comes out tmw… http://twitpic.com/455r3p – Britney”

Reality star Kim Kardashian appears on the front cover of FHM UK in a light blue bikini, but I hope those crocodile tears she was crying on her show don’t throw you off! She was said to be pretty upset that W magazine showed her goody parts, but will she be equally “upset” now that FHM UK is showing off photos of her topless?

Really, she probably should’ve just kept her mouth shut about the whole thing. You would think that everyone on the planet has already seen everything she has…so what’s the point of faking it at this point???

In case you’re curious, you can see the topless photo in question HERE!

Some things will never change, will they?

MediaTakeOut got a hold of another photo of Rihanna topless and leaked it — and she has since responded to the photo!

A fan tweeted the singer, saying, “Heeey boo! what is thiss ? http://twitpic.com/3u8po7 but so sexyyyyy !!!! :D”

Rihanna said in response, “that would be… ME when I was skinny!”

She’s funny. She’s still very fit and it’s good to know that she’s listening to her fans and actually replies to them! What did you think of the picture?

Even though Disney starlet Selena Gomez says that the nude photos of her that leaked aren’t actually her, we’re hearing rumblings that some nefarious d-bag is trying to shop around some topless pics of her to the highest bidder.

One celebrity website, Hollyscoop, claims that they were contacted with regard to the purchase of some cell phone nudes of Selena. Reportedly, because they weren’t able to determine if the photos of her were underage, they were unable to complete a sale.

Celebuzz reports:

According to the report, Selena’s hair was “shorter” than it currently is and the photo was “taken by someone else” inside of a bathroom.

I never thought it was her in the first place, did you?

Natalie Portman goes topless in this new ad for Miss Dior Cherie perfume!

The Huffington Post reports:

Portman, up for a Golden Globe this weekend for her starring role in Black Swan, was unveiled as the new face of Parfums Christian Dior on December 9th. At the press conference, she joked about her younger co-star in the ads, which are directed by Sofia Coppola, calling herself “a cougar.”

Not exactly, NSFW, but you get the idea.

If you were curious about what crackhead and drunk boobs look like, then there’s no need to troll the nearest street corner or bar. Earsucker.com has you covered — all in one spot.

You see, British singer Amy Winehouse was so smashed that she didn’t realize that her boobs were hanging out of her bikini. You’re welcome. Check out the uncensored photo, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Ice T’s wife Coco gave all of her fans a Christmas gift yesterday, but we were all too busy sipping on eggnog and other *fine beverages* (read: beer) to notice.

She tweeted the above photo, saying, “Merry Xmas Everyone!! Ladies,do it the Coco way!! xoxox”

Click after the jump for the NSFW pic! (continue reading…)

It’s a slow news day, so I thought I would sate your need for ahem, news, by showing you Heidi Montag famewhoring it up in Costa Rica.

Perhaps she should have purchased a bikini tarp instead of top? Glad I kept this story in my back pocket for days like this. You can thank me later, even though I’m sure this was totally staged.

Lindsay Lohan is seen here, obviously in the comfort of her own home, lighting up a cigarette, topless. We’re not sure who took this photo or exactly where it was taken…but thanks random internet poster.

Click after the jump for the goods…. (continue reading…)

Jennifer Aniston has gone topless for her new perfume ad for Lolavie. It seems that every time we start forgetting about Jen, she does a topless photo shoot.

At least she looks good and it’s done in good taste, right?

Paris Hilton went topless while sunbathing in Italy. That’s probably because she’s worried that we will all forget about who she is, since that infamous tape was so long ago.

Yes, she has more money than God, but she’s obviously bored with herself. The more irrelevant she gets, the more skin she shows.

See where I’m going with this??