earsucker

Bruce Willis appeared on “The Late Show With David Letterman” acting out a parody of “Die Hard”. His parody included making fun of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s recent break up. As his “Die Hard” character, John McClane, he whined and cried about the break up. He tries to say his catchphrase, “Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker!,” but broke down in the middle of it.

At the beginning of the show Bruce told Letterman, “It’s a pretty emotional scene, but very tough. There’s a lot of action going on.” But after a while, he broke down and said, “I’m a little distracted lately, I lost some friends… Kristen and Rob, Bella and Edward – they broke up! They were supposed to be together forever, godd*mnit!” After her affair with Rupert Sanders, I don’t blame him (or Rob for ending things).

I don’t think that they even liked each other honestly. I think they were in it for publicity, fame and money. What do you think? Were Rob and Kristen for real in their relationship — or were they just for show? It was rumored that he was hooking up with chicks throughout their relationship, so it is possible that Summit thought of them together for real and only saw dollar signs. Thoughts?

D.B. Sweeney has decided to take a stance in the Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders cheating scandal — and sad news for “Twilight” fans, you’re not going to like what he has to say.

The actor took to his Twitter account to make it sound like Kristen was right in her decision to step out on Robert Pattinson. He tweeted, “Just saw Pattinson on #DailyShow trying to figure out what took k-stew so long to look around with this douche astride her. #holytwit.”

His comments hit the Twi-hards pretty hard, but they were quick to snap back in defense of their favorite vampire. He told them in a subsequent message, “Hey #twilight geniuses – try decaf! A little too worked up over a skinny vampire.”

Fans hit back at D.B. saying, “I hate you. Do not mess with Rob” and “don’t talk crap about Rob. Sick low life. He’s never done anything to you. I hate you.”

He re-tweeted another message, saying, “woah, looks like someone pissed off a bunch of 13 year old girls and 45 year old single women, with a great cat collection!”

He ended the Twitter war with, “Nice language twi-hards. Or should i say tards? Love the inchoate indignation.”

One fan left him with this message, “good thing you had actor before your name bcs other wise we didn’t know who you are @actordbsweeney …. not that we know now…”

“Twilight” actors and real life couple Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are featured on the latest cover of “OK!” magazine with the story of their “intimate tell-all!” What could they possibly be telling the public that wouldn’t come off as some lame promotion for their upcoming movie together?

The tabloid claims to have the shocking new interview that has everyone talking. Without further ado, they expose secrets from the final “Twilight” film. Also, what the happy couple has revealed about each other (oh what could it be?), Kristen reveals that her wedding was beautiful and lastly, the tabloid claims to expose their wild sex life.

Also featured in this issue is the magazine asking who will be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise? Of course, the speculation is rife that the Church of Scientology is hand picking Tom’s next wife. “Teen Mom” star Amber Portwood admits that she loves prison and lastly, we see a confession about a sex tape from Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend Kanye West.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson play parents to Renesmee in the “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”, but it appears that they also want to be parents in real life, as well. Who knew?

While portraying Edward and Bella Cullen and having a daughter, it appears that the couple have decided that it might be time to have kids of their own. A source said, “They would talk about how they would raise their own children. Kristen would say, ‘Well, I’d never do this or that.’ Sometimes it would start off as a joke, but you knew they were really thinking about it.”

The duo attended a friend’s wedding a couple of weeks ago and now they are actually thinking about a baby together. The source went on to say, “Kristen was talking to a pregnant guest and told her that she would love to have a baby with Rob. She thought it was so cool – at one point she touched the woman’s belly to feel the baby kick.”

Another source said of Rob, “He is over-the-moon in love with Kristen. For him, she’s The one, so it’s just a matter of when they decide to have kids.”

Despite E.L. James’ admission that she created “Fifty Shades Of Grey” from her very own “Twilight” fan fiction, the vampire franchise’s main actors, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will not be taking part in the racy book’s adaptation to the big screen.

No matter how many names get thrown out for the lead roles of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, among them will not be the couple that the books are actually based on. E.L. James commented on the casting rumors, but wouldn’t give anything away except for that Rob and Kristen are not on the short list for either of the main roles.

E.L. revealed, “I think it would be strange. It would just be…uggh! Weird!”

Reportedly, she has about four men on her short list of actors to play Christian, along with about three to play Ana’s role. She said, “I’m not telling anyone what they are because I’m not allowed to discuss the movie at all which is a real shame. Things are moving quite slowly on that but hopefully…it’s such fun and so hopefully after we’ve put a few things in place, it will all start to move on. We’ve still got to get the producers in place then deal with the script and all that. The actual film is a long way down the line.”

She went on to say that she couldn’t see herself saying no to the chance to bring her characters to life. She added, “The characters grew; they started that way and developed into completely their own people. It was fascinating getting to know them and know them very well. I didn’t see an outline straight away. I had no idea where these books were going to go. I just went with them. As I got to know them, they grew a life of their own.”

Please tell me that she’s really trying to pretend as if these characters weren’t based on Bella and Edward from “Twilight”.

Just because Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart became parents in the “Breaking Dawn” sequel, it doesn’t mean that they’re headed for parenthood in real life. “OK!” magazine has taken on giving these two dream lives, even if their stories are not real.

On June 6th, the magazine unveiled the couple’s “wedding of the year” along with all of those supposed details. Just last week, the tabloid reported on Rob and Kristen’s “romantic honeymoon“.

Now, the magazine is making up a baby for Rob and Kristen — in true Jennifer Aniston style. That poor woman has had more “weddings”, “splits”, “adoptions” and “babies” than God. Has Jennifer finally passed the tabloid torch to Rob and Kristen?

The tabloid reports that the new “Twilight” movie convinced them not to wait on having babies, how Kristen is a natural mother and that Rob has already written a lullaby for his new addition.

We’re not buying it. They are way too young to be parents. Besides that, they’ve got all of the time in the world to be parents if they choose. Why did the magazine select an unflattering photo to display of Kristen? To make her look pregnant?

Robert Pattinson made the name Edward Cullen a household name thanks to the “Twilight” movies, but don’t count on seeing him playing the vampire after the final installment hits theaters. He said that he wouldn’t return to the vampire franchise for a “billion dollars” because he really hated wearing the red contact lenses.

He said, “It’s a relief not to put the contact lenses in. It’s been absolutely awful having those stupid things in my eyes. Even if they said, ‘We’ll give you a billion dollars to do it again’, I don’t know that I’d want to.”

RICH PEOPLE PROBLEMS.

He went on to discuss his latest movie “Cosmopolis”, saying, “I saw Cosmopolis and liked it. I don’t normally like my stuff but I didn’t really recognize myself. I was so terrified to do it at the beginning and thought I was going to f**k it up and everyone’s going to say, ‘David Cronenberg’s sold out…’ so to get it to Cannes was the coolest thing ever. Getting this movie, getting it to Cannes and getting the movie I got recently are three of the happiest moments of my life.”

“Twilight” fans will rejoice upon hearing the news that Robert Pattinson isn’t all that shy about filming nude scenes for movies in the future.

In a new interview, he revealed, “I don’t really have a problem with those scenes or nudity in general. I think it’s more complicated for actresses who are worried about how those scenes can be exploited by the media and how naked photos are constantly getting posted on the internet.”

He also talked about filming a sex scene with his “Cosmopolis” co-star Patricia McKenzie. He said, “The sex scenes with Patricia were more difficult. It was kind of strange but in the script we were supposed to climax at the beginning of the scene then have this discussion afterwards. But David [Cronenberg] had the brilliant and inspired idea to have us talk while we were having sex.”

Robert is obviously ready to shed the good vampire persona for more deeper roles. He said, “When you’re part of an immensely popular film franchise like Twilight, it tends to overwhelm anything else you’re doing while those films are still part of the public consciousness.”

He went on to say, “Now at least a film like The Hunger Games is gaining a lot of attention. That’s a good thing for me because I can break free from a certain perception that’s been formed about me through my character in Twilight.”

He added, “I should be very grateful for what the Twilight films have done for me. I have led a charmed life so far as an actor. But I’m trying to find as many different and complex roles as possible. It’s up to me to show what I’m capable of now.”

Robert Pattinson and girlfriend Kristen Stewart are gearing up to make a return to Vancouver to do re-shoots for the final Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn. Now that Rob has shaved his head, he is going to have to wear a wig in order to reprise his role as Edward Cullen.

Of course, Edward is known for having his longer locks and obviously Rob can’t exactly pull that off without the aid of time. A source revealed, “The wig looks brilliant and nobody will notice. Robert didn’t think cutting off his locks would be such a big deal.”

Recently, Rob was pictured in Malibu paddle-boarding without a shirt on. A snitch revealed, “He’s really insecure about his shirt being off. Robert’s put on nearly ten pounds eating cheeseburgers and drinking beer while he’s not been working. Kristen’s told him to pull himself together. He hates the gym, so she’s encouraged him to take up paddle surfing to try and work off the excess calories.”

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart apparently have it in their Twilight contracts stating that they are not allowed to appear on any red carpets together unless it has something to do with the vampire franchise. Talk about control freaks!

That would explain why Rob was alone at the premiere of Paul McCartney’s video, My Valentine, last week in L.A. A source said, “One [reason Robert was on his own] was he didn’t want to make it the Kristen and Rob show and take away from the actual event. They also have a clause in their Twilight contracts that they can only appear together at a Twilight themed red carpet together. Twilight kind of owns some of their appearances they do together until Breaking Dawn: Part 2 is one hundred percent completed.”