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We’ve received an anonymous tip that former Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter is running a relationship advice website called DumpThatDude.com, in addition to a secret associated Twitter account.

From the email we received:

Nick Carter from The Backstreet Boys has a SECRET Twitter account called @DumpThatDude!

He uses it to give out dating advice, which is TOTALLY IRONIC!!! (He is one of the worst boyfriends in the history of the world.)

The other day he posted a link to @DumpThatDude on his personal Twitter account. It’s the 1st TIME he has EVER used an “@” reply in one of his posts.

Plus, if you go to http://twitter.com/DumpThatDude you will see that the account is only following one person…NICK CARTER!

Via a basic Whois search, we’ve found that the domain was registered on July 10, 2010. On the associated Twitter account, the advice giver provides us with these gems:

if he sounds like the guy in ANY @TaylorSwift13 song, start singing a different tune, and #DumpThatDude!

If he gets pissed off when you wear your “Future Mrs. @NickCarter” T-Shirt, tell him you DON’T want it THAT way and Dump That Dude!

If the number of years you’ve been together is greater than the number of times he’s sent you flowers, plant a seed somewhere else. DTD!

Also, Nick tweeted this from his personal account, “You gotta check this out. This here’s for all the girls that don’t know how to end it with that douche lol. @DumpThatDude”

Interesting coincidence? Thoughts?

Kristen Stewart will never join celebrity tweeters like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, because she feels that it would never be enough for her fans.

When asked about joining the social networking site, she responded, “I can’t be online because, I have to be online! I’d love to please the fans because of the way they support us, but time is not enough. It wouldn’t be enough the ammount of time I spent online with them.”

Would you like to see Kristen on Twitter? What would you ask her?

Britney Spears is holding a contest on Twitter!

Of the contest, Britney tweeted, “I’m going to reveal it in puzzle pieces – 1st one that puts them together & tweets it @ me will get a one-of-a-kind signed photo!”

She then tweeted the above photo, which is her cover for Cosmopolitan magazine…but which issue?

Update: She just tweeted, “Segundo… follow @itsbritney to get this piece.”

Spencer Pratt has been “ditched” by his wife Heidi Montag. Now he says he is homeless and has no place to go. On Twitter, he tweeted “Booking my room at Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood now that I have no place to live I think I should just move in there today stay near the action.”

This goontard deserves to be dumped simply because nobody likes him. Heidi tweeted “Swimming in my pool I love summer this is the first summer of my new life.” I’m not an expert on relationships, but I’m pretty sure that means she’s dumping him for good (just my personal opinion).

Good for him (even though I think he’s a turd burglar). What do you think?

Joan Rivers has never been shy about taking a stab at someone and kicking them while they’re down. On Friday, she tweeted a bunch of nastiness in Lindsay Lohan’s direction.

She tweeted:

Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.

Lindsay Lohan had “Fuck You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.

In response, Lindsay’s ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, decided to hit back at the comedienne:

Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear. #bully

Too funny!

Miley Cyrus became a Twitter quitter five months ago after filming a rap about leaving the social networking site. Now, she reveals that she’s been tweeting vicariously through her friend, Emily Osment.

She said, “I’ve been tweeting vicariously through my friend who is on my show, Emily Osment. So I’m like, ‘For all the life that you live on Twitter, I’ll live through you.’ So I’m always like, ‘What are people saying?’”

She added that she got Emily to post a photo of her recently for their fans. She said, “I posted a pictures on there the other day. She took my picture and I said just write ‘Hi from Miley.’ I stood by a thing of hay and said, ‘Hey!’ and that was it.”

Kelly Osbourne took to her official Twitter account earlier to let all of her followers know that she dyed her hair lavender. And just now, she’s tweeted the photographic proof!

Vote in our poll! Love it or hate it? (continue reading…)

John Mayer recently tweeted this message about the new flavor of the month pop singer, Kesha:

Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice? Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?

Just yesterday, the pop tart responded with this, “@johncmayer dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur dick’s at. x”

Do you think that’s an open invitation?

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An article from today on Heatworld.com suggests that Kelly Osbourne was quoted as saying, “”Being fat is worse than being a drug addict.” But Kelly is upset, and with good reason!

Kelly tweeted her disgust at the publication, saying:

Shame on you @heatworld “Being fat is worse than being a drug addict” i never said that do you realize what kind of message that sends?

Young easily influenced girls read @heatword they need to think before they write something like that its really careless and irresponsible!

It was a ridiculous statement, even worse because they misquoted. Every woman should be happy with who she is regardless of lbs.

I see that @foxnews wrote and article with the same kind of quote they also should be ashamed of themselves it send such a bad message!

Please retweet my tweets to heat world so they get the message of how irresponsible they are to there readers by misquoting me!

I wish i never did the cover if that is the message the media is allowing it so send. it makes me sick to think people think i said that.

The offending article:

Kelly Osbourne: “Being fat is worse than being a drug addict”

There’s no denying that Kelly Osbourne’s figure looks ruddy fantastic at the moment, but it’s taken her years of yo-yo dieting to reach a happy place with her body. The star says she got more grief for being “fat” than anything else in her life. “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict,” she admits. “I will never understand that.” Kel says that a teenage (we’re guessing very jealous) girl once shouted “You’re fat!” at her from a passing car. “I went to my parents bawling,” Kelly remembers. “I would rather be called ugly than be called fat!” She credits her enviable current figure as being the result of “regular exercise and a portion-controlled diet”. Can you send us a copy of this diet and exercise plan please, Kel?

Get ‘em Kelly!

Update: Heat World has changed their title to “Kelly Osbourne reveals some SHOCKING truths”, but the URL is the same as before.

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If you’ve ever been on Chatroulette.com, then it’s likely that you’ve seen a number of guys showing their goodies. It’s a random video chat hook up and that’s the draw of the site, but not to Kelly Osbourne.

The singer tweeted her dislike of the website, saying, “i just cant believe how many willys i saw in one night dont go on chatroulette if you dont want to see ugly naked men! ewwwwwwww!!!”

I guess that’s what happens when you’re bored in the early hours of the morning.

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In an interview with Playboy magazine, John Mayer referred to ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” and said that she was crazy in the sack.

Now, Hole singer Courtney Love has something to say about it…Now that the fuss has died down some. On her official Twitter page, she said, “Do you ever feel like spite hate fucking John Mayer. Just to put him in his place, he’s a better guitarist than me but not better in bed! Say your fucking John Mayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times… Mayer’s a little bland for me and youngish. I’ll do young, but he’s neither Yale Harvard Oxford and he’s not really rock, so not for me.”

Anything to get the media spotlight, eh Court?

Former Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien is on Twitter. With the bio, “I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account”, the funny man made his first tweet today.

He said, “Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.”

Click here to follow Conan on Twitter. And while you’re at it, follow me, too!

Welcome to the Twitterverse, Conan!

Thanks to Matt for the heads up!

I read on Us Weekly that Kim Kardashian actually outed an air marshal on a recent flight from New York to L.A. I say that I read that on the tabloids as opposed to her official Twitter account because, due to her sponsorships and ad hoopla, I’m not one of her followers. She sells more stuff than Target.

Anywho, the reality “star” tweeted that she was seated next to an air marshal and that he made her feel safe. Good God, does this broad have absolutely no common sense whatsoever???

She tweeted, “I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!”

Given that air marshals are supposed to keep their identities confidential, it’s not likely to bode well for Jim. She added, “No but I figured it out & he told me! shhhh RT @rockergirl73 you aren’t suppose to know the identity of the air marshal on your flight.”

I guess I could tell her that I’m the Queen of England and she would believe me.

John Mayer has taken to his official Twitter account to apologize for using the “N” word in his Playboy interview.

He tweeted, “Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.” (continue reading…)

John Mayer’s love of attention tweeting may have caused his romance with Jennifer Aniston to go South. Who knew?

He said, “One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor I was dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction, and I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

Yes, John, some people would like to keep their private lives, you know, private?

Lady Gaga tweeted this wonderful black and white photo of herself, right when it was announced that she won her Grammy Awards.

She tweeted, “beautiful photo taken of me the moment I found out i won my grammys. All the hundreds of songs I wrote, the thousands of shows, the fans, all the blood and tears flashing instantly. photo by haus member the famous “Dada” Williams.”

Well deserved! You go girl! There’s more to come in the future, just keep making awesome music.

And congrats!