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Former Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien is on Twitter. With the bio, “I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account”, the funny man made his first tweet today.

He said, “Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.”

Click here to follow Conan on Twitter. And while you’re at it, follow me, too!

Welcome to the Twitterverse, Conan!

Thanks to Matt for the heads up!

I read on Us Weekly that Kim Kardashian actually outed an air marshal on a recent flight from New York to L.A. I say that I read that on the tabloids as opposed to her official Twitter account because, due to her sponsorships and ad hoopla, I’m not one of her followers. She sells more stuff than Target.

Anywho, the reality “star” tweeted that she was seated next to an air marshal and that he made her feel safe. Good God, does this broad have absolutely no common sense whatsoever???

She tweeted, “I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!”

Given that air marshals are supposed to keep their identities confidential, it’s not likely to bode well for Jim. She added, “No but I figured it out & he told me! shhhh RT @rockergirl73 you aren’t suppose to know the identity of the air marshal on your flight.”

I guess I could tell her that I’m the Queen of England and she would believe me.

John Mayer has taken to his official Twitter account to apologize for using the “N” word in his Playboy interview.

He tweeted, “Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.” (continue reading…)

John Mayer’s love of attention tweeting may have caused his romance with Jennifer Aniston to go South. Who knew?

He said, “One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor I was dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction, and I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

Yes, John, some people would like to keep their private lives, you know, private?

Lady Gaga tweeted this wonderful black and white photo of herself, right when it was announced that she won her Grammy Awards.

She tweeted, “beautiful photo taken of me the moment I found out i won my grammys. All the hundreds of songs I wrote, the thousands of shows, the fans, all the blood and tears flashing instantly. photo by haus member the famous “Dada” Williams.”

Well deserved! You go girl! There’s more to come in the future, just keep making awesome music.

And congrats!

Demi Lovato took to her official Twitter today to hint at plans that she may be recording an album for release in 2010.

She tweeted, “Just home home from work… but now I want to do more work… SO excited for this year! CR2, Sonny Season 2, new album…? More suprises? ;)”

Do you want a Demi album this year? Sound off in the comments below.

Has Fall Out Boy fallen apart?

In a series of tweets, bassist Pete Wentz seems to want us to believe that the band’s hiatus is permanent.

He said, “I don’t know the future of Fall Out Boy. It’s embarrassing to say one thing and then have the future dictate another. As far as I know Fall Out Boy is on break. As much as I don’t have a solo project, I also can’t predict that I’d ever play in Fall Out Boy again.”

Only time will tell!

Update: Singer Patrick Stump has bailed!

Lady Gaga is so happy about her fan base, dubbed her “little monsters” that she had that inked onto her arm. The pop queen got a tattoo to commemorate her fans.

She tweeted, “chola tattoo from shamrock, so proud”, adding, “look what i did last night. little monsters forever, on the arm that holds my mic. xx”

Cute!

After staying out of the social media spotlight for four tasty months, British singer Lily Allen has returned to Twitter.

Earlier today, she tweeted, “Just got back from aus, and I had a wonderful time. Setting up my new office in london, got some really exciting stuff to share with you.”

She’s probably releasing a new album. What do you think her big news is?

We’re not sure if there’s any truth to this, but on Sunday, Weird Al Yankovic tweeted that he is a part of The Lonely Island now.

If it’s true, then how cool would that be? He said, “Okay, it’s settled – I’m the new member of The Lonely Island.”

Nice! We can hope, right?

Tila Tequila has pointed out The Game as the responsible party for fathering her unborn child. Just as quickly as she pointed the finger at him, he denied it.

He took to his official Twitter account to say, “Game…. When it comes to Tila Tequila’s unborn child……. You are NOT the father (Jerry Springer’s voice). wouldn’t hit it wit 50′s pole.”

Haha.

That’s what she gets. First, she claimed that the father was an American war hero and an EMT and a fireman and a Swedish dude. Now she’s laying the blame on The Game. Next she’ll probably say it was the Pope. Watch out Joseph Ratzinger, Tila’s coming for you.

Now, before you laugh, apparently Katy Perry’s Twitter was hacked by a friend of hers, Doctor Luke.

He tweeted some real gems while having control of her account. Check out what he had to say:

This one is really lovely:

is it normal to have the reacurent rash with blisters on my vagina???

And this one, too:

oops i crapped my pants! it’s messy. what should i do?

And you’re gonna love this one:

I JUS SHIT

Pretty gross. You stay classy, okay guys?

Liam Hemsworth’s reported fake Twitter account had this photo of the two lovebirds posted to it earlier today. The picture shows a sleeping Miley Cyrus while dude is cheesin’.

It seems like it could be a real account, but who knows? He was the one that was said to have talked Miley out of tweeting.

Lady Gaga is a saint!

The singer has taken to her Twitter account to announce that she is donating one-hundred percent of her merchandise profits to the people of Haiti.

She wants to make #GagaforHaiti a trending topic on Twitter. Get cool merch and donate at the same time! Thanks Gaga, your monsters love you.

Here’s a first look of Carrie Underwood as her character, Tiffany, on the hit show “How I Met Your Mother.”

Neil Patrick Harris tweeted the photo along with this, “This week’s awesome guest star: http://yfrog.com/1dmarrj HIMYM – You’ll Love The Way We Fly! (repost – damned punctuation marks..!)”

Her episode is set to air in Mid-March.

Just yesterday, we reported on Ke$ha’s wearing of fur, saying that she would be next on PETA’s hit list for her coat. But she’s debunking the rumors and calling us out, because her fur is fake.

The singer took to her Twitter to say this:

Some of my best friends r bitches… Its ALWAYS fake fur. I don’t do the real shiz. My rekords called ANIMAL!I dont do fur!duhh

And there you have it! We fail, officially and pathetically.

Jessica Simpson just posted this photo on her Twitter account, with this caption, “going over a song w @billy and the boxer @JessicaSimpson”.

Work? So that’s what they’re calling it now? Can you imagine what the sound of a Billy Corgan/Jessica Simpson duet would sound like???

Any guesses?

All of you Jonas Brothers fans will be happy to know that Joe Jonas is now on Twitter.

The middle Jonas bro joined the micro-blogging site earlier today. His name is @thisisjoej. He has yet to confirm his account, so we’re unsure as to its validity at this time. He does have a ton of followers, however, thus leading us to believe that it might be a genuine account.

If you’re wondering if rock legend Nikki Sixx is on Twitter, then you might want to think again. Apparently, the rocker doesn’t have a Twitter account.

That hasn’t stopped someone using his name from creating an account earlier today and tweeting to Nikki’s fans.

Beware of the fake Nikki. He is currently tweeting under the name @nikki6sixxxx. Don’t believe the hype unless the account gets verified.

Courtney Love has posted several new photos of her new tattoos on her official Twitter page. Some are a bit NSFW and are after the jump! (continue reading…)

Pop singer and “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert has denied the rumors stating he was set to appear on “Glee”. He says, instead, he would prefer a role in “True Blood” or even “Weeds”. That reminds me, I love “Weeds”.

On his Twitter page, he said, “Glee guest star rumor: it’s a rumor. Sorry guys. I’d loooooooove to be on True Blood. Or Weeds.”

What show would you like to see Adam have a guest spot on?

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Jessica Simpson just tweeted a picture of herself along with sister Ashlee, donning a Who-ville-inspired hairdo. I guess it just goes to show that this heffer will put anything in her mouth. Oh snap.

Boy those curls have faded FAST.

John Mayer basically wants us all to back away from celebrity gossip, entertainment news and all that jazz — for an entire week!

He said:

*email only from laptop or desktop computers

*cell phones can only be used to make calls, and no text messages or e-mails are allowed – if you receive a text, you must reply in voice over the phone. E-mails must be returned from a laptop or desktop computer.

*no use of Twitter or any other social networking site – this includes reading as well as posting.

*no visiting of any entertainment or gossip sites. (No need to detail which ones – you know what they are.)

Methinks this photo is an accurate representation.