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Charlie Sheen was fired from Two And A Half Men for basically calling his former boss, Chuck Lorre a turd. To kick off the ninth season of the show, Chuck axed Charlie’s character and brought in Ashton Kutcher to play the role of Walden Schmidt. We’ve asked time and time again if the network should have just axed the show after Charlie’s termination. Does the show suck without Charlie? Yes.

When Ashton was hired, Charlie said that he wished him the best with his new venture. Now, it’s a whole new ball game. Apparently Charlie was using a photo of himself in his character of Charlie Harper to promote his new show, Anger Management. This has angered those in charge at Warner Brothers and they felt the need to send him a cease and desist letter over his use of the image. That didn’t sit well with Charlie and he decided to use TMZ to take aim at his former employers.

He said, “I’m tired of lying…I’m tired of pretending the show doesn’t suck…I’m tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck. It’s nothing personal…I just feel bad for him…He’s saddled with such bad writing.”

Have you seen any part of the show’s ninth season? Do you agree with Charlie that Ashton has become the victim of poor writing? Hit the comments below with your thoughts.

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Tonight is an all new episode of the ninth season of Two And A Half Men with their latest episode, titled, Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy.

From CBS’ official synopsis:

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine’s Day.

Episode plot:

When conflict arises between Zoey and Lyndsey, Walden and Alan must step in and help handle the situation for the good of everyone around the house.

Will the claws come out between Zoey and Lyndsey? Will Alan and Walden be able to create peace between the two ladies as they are all trapped inside due to a snow storm? Do you care?

Have you been watching the latest season of Two And A Half Men since Charlie Sheen was fired?

As always, stay tuned for our official episode recap, at our sister site Tragicomical. What else are you going to do with your time? We might as well mock Ashton Kutcher, right?

Stay tuned for our coverage of the show!

Tonight is an all new episode of Two And A Half Men’s ninth season and we’ve waited for so long! In case you’ve missed the last episode of the show, you can check out our official recap here.

This episode is titled, The Duchess Of Dull-In-Sack — check out the official synopsis:

Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta’s special brownies.

Does Walden try to get Zoey high?!? What on Earth is he thinking? Has the show hit a new low with this scripting?

Will there be any more penis jokes? Will Walden and Zoey break things off? Will they fight? Do you even care? All of these questions and more will be answered when we recap the show at 9PM EST. Stay tuned!

RECAP:

Walden faces a big problem as he finds that his girlfriend Zoey doesn’t enjoying sex with him anymore. Walden talks to Alan about the problem and Alan asks him if he’s ever talked to Zoey about it. Walden says no and Alan tells him to do so.

Later, Walden makes a date to be with Zoey and she gets a babysitter for her daughter for the evening. Walden confronts her about not enjoying their sex life, when Berta overhears their talk. Walden suggests that they role play. Zoey tells Walden that she is satisfied with their sex life, but he’s not buying it.

After eavesdropping on their chat, Berta offers Walden some of her pot brownies in an attempt to loosen Zoey up. Walden and Zoey watch a movie together, but after eating one of the brownies, she gets paranoid that someone is coming after her.

RECAP HERE!

Charlie Sheen was famously replaced on former show Two And A Half Men, after going off on the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre. The show killed him off on the ninth season’s premiere episode and replaced him with Ashton Kutcher’s new character, Walden Schmidt.

Charlie has said that he wished Ashton the best on his new endeavor, but apparently he has changed his mind!

In a new interview at this year’s NATPE conference in Miami, he said, “I don’t think it should go on past this year. I just think that people are there because there’s nowhere else to go. Yet.”

He also talked of his new show, Anger Management, saying, “We will not disappoint. At this stage of the game, to deliver a turd? It’s not going to happen. It’s going to be an absolute f**king rocket ship to the moon.”

He went on to speak of his former show, saying, “I don’t want to harp on them. Let the clueless stay clueless…I was a puppet there for ratings. But whatever, I don’t care. I’ve moved on, and whatever they’re doing there is none of my business.”

He added, “Hats off to Ashton for doing the best job that he can. I don’t think that he’s working with the best writing because [Chuck Lorre is] doing too many shows. He and Jon and Angus deserve better material.”

What do you think of his comments on the show? Should they give it the axe? Or are you still watching?

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Last night’s episode of Two And A Half Men, titled, A Possum On Chemo, revolved completely around Ashton Kutcher’s character getting a hair cut and a shave. Aside from that, Alan gets back together with Lyndsey after she breaks things off with a much younger guy. In case you’ve missed the episode, you can read our recap here.

Zoey asks Walden to cut his hair and shave his hippie hobo look so that he can be by her side at an office party. He agrees, but as it turns out, he was only saying that he would clean up to shut her up and stop her nagging.

When she arrives to pick him up, she finds that he hasn’t shaved or cut his hair. She gets upset and then says that she doesn’t care if he cleans up or not. This is when he decides to actually have his hair cut and shave his beard. He looks better and reminds us of Kelso in That 70′s Show.

Also, why is Jake spending his time getting baked? Is weed becoming mainstream for CBS?

Lyndsey was dating a 24-year-old named Dylan who drives a Ferrari. Apparently, he’s a tomcat in the sack and wants sex all of the time. She was tired of worrying about her looks and body in front of him, but she never had that problem with Alan. He accepts her just the way she is and she can fart in front of him.

Are you still watching Two And A Half Men? What did you think of A Possum On Chemo? Sound off in the comments!

As we’ve shown you earlier, Walden Schmidt is getting a handsome, boyish makeover at his girlfriend, Zoey’s request on tonight’s episode of Two And A Half Men. Tonight’s episode is titled, A Possum On Chemo and we will get to see Berta whack off Walden’s bummy looking locks and make him shave – to make Zoey happy, of course. We were wondering how long she would put up with him looking like a hobo…

Zoey obviously wins, as we’ve previously seen when Ashton Kutcher debuted his newly cleaner look at the TCA press conference.

We’re curious about everyone’s reaction to Walden’s new look. Will Bridget try to make a play for him? Even though, now, he does look as young as his other Men co-star, Angus T. Jones. Angus is supposed to the “man” and Ashton is the half, right?

Stay tuned to this space for the latest updates on the show!

Update: We’ll be covering the show at this link!

In case you hadn’t previously seen, Ashton Kutcher has cut his hair. Now, we know why! He debuts his newly shorn and shaved look on tonight’s episode of Two And A Half Men, titled, A Possum On Chemo. In case you’ve missed last week’s show, titled, Slowly And In A Circular Fashion, you can read our entire recap of the show here.

Synopsis of tonight’s episode:

Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving (and apparently it works; Ashton Kutcher debuted a jarringly clean-cut appearance at the TCA winter press tour last week). Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey rekindle their relationship. SOURCE

Obviously Zoey gets her way with Walden, he’s a real pushover. I wonder how Bridget will react to his new look? I also have to wonder what she thinks of Zoey assisting Walden with their company?

Alan is also finding love with his ex-girlfriend, Lyndsey, even though he dreamed that she hooked up with Walden…

Are you looking forward to tonight’s episode? Ashton is going back to his boyishly good looks tonight? Or did you prefer his hippie look better? Hit the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Now that Ashton Kutcher has settled in for his role as Walden Schmidt on Two And A Half Men, we are curious as to whether or not he is planning to reprise his role for the show’s tenth season.

Ashton reportedly signed a one-year deal with CBS for the show – so it appears to be up in the air as to whether or not he will be returning next season. But one thing’s for sure, he definitely wants to make a comeback.

He said, “I have a couple of features I want to do during the hiatus and right now I am looking at it as a hiatus. I’m having a lot of fun. I’m interested in doing more.”

The thing is, do fans of the show want him to return? There has been online clamoring about the untimely demise of Charlie Sheen’s character since the ninth season began. How the show’s creators failed to pay homage to Charlie in the beginning of this season seemed to draw the ire of fans.

Do you want to see Ashton Kutcher get signed on for the tenth season of Two And A Half Men? Hit the comments and let us know what you think!

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Last night, Two And A Half Men made its return to CBS after a short hiatus over the holidays. The episode was titled, Slowly And In A Circular Fashion and we saw Walden’s ex-wife, Bridget along with his mother, Robin, trying to take over his company. The company name? Walden Loves Bridget Enterprises, natch. Read the official recap here, in case you’ve missed the show.

Bridget and Robin ousted Walden as President of the company after voting 2-to-1 against him on the board. Walden reviewed the corporate by-laws with his girlfriend Zoey and found that he was able to appoint a fourth member to the board. So, he chose Alan as an ally to battle Bridget and his mother.

Robin and Bridget tried to sway Alan, one with money, and the other with sexual advances. In the end, it didn’t work, but Alan confessed to being super weak when Walden spied him pulling into their garage in a brand new red Porsche.

In the end, Walden got his way and was reinstated as President of the company. Alan returned the keys to the car to Bridget, informing her that it was out of gas. So what did Alan get in return for his vote on the board? Walden put his name on the deed to the beach house in Malibu!

What did you think of last night’s show? Is Two And A Half Men a show that you watch? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Two And A Half Men makes its return tonight with an all new episode. This episode is titled, Slowly And In A Circular Fashion and it airs tonight on CBS at 9PM EST.

From the episode’s synopsis:

When Walden’s ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company, he tries to enlist Alan as an ally, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Jan. 2 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Judy Greer returns as Walden’s ex-wife, Bridget, and Mimi Rogers returns as his mother, Robin.

It sounds like it’s going to be a good one. We have to wonder exactly why Bridget and Robin are trying to take over Walden’s company. Is it because of the money?!?

Of course, he always has Alan there to back him up, so we’ll see what we’re in after the show airs. Are you still watching the show? Are you a fan of the new Two And A Half Men? Sound off in the comments and let us know your thoughts!

Update: We’ll be recapping the show here!

Charlie Sheen was fired from the CBS hit show, Two And A Half Men, after telling his boss, Chuck Lorre, off. It was a tale that we could all sympathize with. Someone giving their boss the finger? We loved it — and we ate it up.

Charlie was actually on a downward spiral, which involved mass quantities of cocaine and hookers/escorts. After his tirade, Warner Brothers called time on his employment with their company. Thus, Ashton Kutcher replaced Charlie on the show.

Now, Chuck is opening up about his feud with Charlie. He says that they fired Charlie in an attempt to prevent him from killing himself with his drug use.

Chuck said, “This was not a game. This was drug addiction writ large. This was big-time cocaine, and in his own words, an epic drug run that could have ended with either his death or someone else’s.”

He went on to say, “When we would shoot a show on a Friday night, there was always that I’ll see you Monday. I hope. The holidays were the worst, because those long stretches of time were the ones we feared the most.”

Are you digging the ninth season of the show, without Charlie? Or now that he’s cleaned up his act, should they try to invite him back? What do you think?