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Reality star Kourtney Kardashian is front and center on the latest cover of Us Weekly magazine with the news that she’s pregnant. She and boyfriend Scott Disick already have little Mason, so this would make baby number two! Do you think this really bursts Kim’s baby bubble?

Us Magazine reports:

The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago — and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive results.

“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian tells Us. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

The son or daughter-to-be will be the second child for the couple of five years, whose son Mason, nearly 2, was a bit of a surprise. Not so much for baby number two, the happy couple tells Us.

“It wasn’t like we weren’t trying,” Disick, 28, says. “We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’”

Congratulations are in order! Let’s hope they have a girl this time. What should they name their new baby? Sound off in the comments with your suggestions!

This week, we’ve got all of the tabloid weekly magazine covers in one handy place!

Featured in this post are covers from People, National Enquirer, Us Magazine, OK! Magazine, Life & Style, In Touch Weekly and Star Magazine. Get your fix right here!

The top photo shows Star Magazine with the proclamation that Jennifer Aniston and her live-in boyfriend, Justin Theroux, getting married. What’s funny is that she JUST denied this YESTERDAY. Too funny.

People magazine is talking about DWTS contestant, J.R. Martinez’s struggle from Iraq War burn victim to dancing pro and show frontrunner. We love J.R., he’s a great dancer.

Click the link to read more of this week’s tabloid magazine covers and see the photos! (continue reading…)

Because apparently there are so many people on this planet who are preoccupied with the contents of Jennifer Aniston’s uterus, Us Magazine is featuring her on their cover. And no, it’s not twins this time. It’s the BABY COUNTDOWN!

According to the cover, Jennifer has decided to quit smoking and drinking, which is the first sign that she’s incubating a fetus. The second sign? She’s decorating her new home with her boyfriend, Justin Theroux. Clearly, she’s thinking of babies there. I mean, who redecorates their home without the thoughts of babies clamoring in their heads? No one I know. And the most obviously truthiness about the whole thing, she’s gaining weight and having morning sickness, which would seem like an oxymoron.

To discount all of the above, I’ll need to take a few minutes to enjoy my frosty beverage while pondering how Us Magazine manages to pay people to come up with this BS.

Point 1: She quit smoking and drinking. Logical explanation: She wants to be healthy.
Point 2: She’s redecorating her home. Logical explanation: She’s human and likes new things.
Point 3: She’s having morning sickness and gaining weight. Logical explanation: Weight gain caused by getting comfy with her new man. (Married men, I know you hear me on this.) Morning sickness: Would affect said weight gain, and by reason of nature, must be a lie.