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Reality star Kim Kardashian appears on the cover of the latest issue of “Us Weekly” and she’s wearing a bikini! The caption: “Kim Dares To Bare: You Call This Fat?”

Heh. Obviously the magazine is taking Kim’s side in her weight battle. Yes, she’s pregnant, but there is something about that whole thing that doesn’t seem right. She has looked bigger than this in previous months’ photos. We’re just saying…

Also featured in this issue is Reese Witherspoon’s humiliating arrest details. Also covered is Honey Boo Boo’s mother’s redneck wedding. Lastly, the tabloid is featuring Bethenny Frankel’s icy reunion with Jason Hoppy.

Is this enough to make you want to pick up the latest copy of the tabloid?

Amanda Bynes is apparently suing mad at the editors of “Us Weekly” over some purported false stories that the tabloid has written about her. The actress turned designer took to her official Twitter account to discuss the drama.

She tweeted:

Yet again, I’m suing @UsWeekly for writing another false story. NOTHING is wrong with me! All Trash mags – contact me personally since you r talking to people I DON’T KNOW then claiming they know me. Please say names of those supposed sources, they sound like you made them up like the crazy person you’re trying to portray me as in your ugly magazine. I’m talking to the ugly Asian editor and all the ugly women I met when I did a shoot with you. I am suing you every week you put up awful photos with a false “I’m crazy” story. You have never contacted me once to find out who I am or what I’m up to. Fuck You.

Do you think she is on a downward spiral? Or is everything okay with Amanda as far as you’re concerned? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

Former “Jersey Shore” star Snooki appears on the latest cover of “Us Weekly” magazine and apparently she has dropped a total of 42 pounds! Congratulations to her on her epic weight loss! From the magazine’s report:

There’s a little bit less of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to go around these days — 42 pounds’ worth! The former Jersey Shore party girl, 25, has experienced a complete life makeover since last year, thanks to her engagement to boyfriend Jionni LaValle, her first-ever pregnancy, and the August birth of her adorable baby boy Lorenzo.

“When you have a baby, everything changes,” the 4-foot-9 star says in the new issue of Us Weekly. Part of Snooki’s transformation? She’s shed an astounding 42 pounds since giving birth, weighing in at a 102 pounds and revealing the sexy results for Us in body-revealing bikinis.

“I lost it for me,” she tells Us, “but I also wanted Jionni to know that I can be hot as a mom.”

She also talked in a recent interview about her former high school days. She said, “Well, I didn’t have confidence in high school. I think because I got bullied a lot, and people were just mean. And not because I was a weirdo, but because people were threatened by me and my friends I think, and that’s why they were so mean to us. I was very shy in high school. So that’s made me into the person I am, that I don’t care what people think. I’m a great person, and I’m going to live my life, and if you don’t like it then step aside.”

She went on to say, “And I think that’s how everybody should view life. Do what you want and don’t care about what other people think because you aren’t living for anybody else but yourself.”

She also discussed her sex life with fiance Jionni LaValle and how things have changed since giving birth to their son Lorenzo. She said, “We still try to have sex a lot, and i think we do, but it definitely is different after a baby. It kind of hurts a little bit. You know, cause you pushed something out of there. It kind of makes it difficult, but we still try to have sex – because you still have to have a relationship.”

After she has three more kids, she says that she’s looking forward to getting a boob job. She added, “I’m not one to get surgery. I’ve never been under before and it just scares the sh** out of me. I’m just going to do my boobs. I’ve always wanted a boob job because I have big boobs, but when I take the bra off, they sag. I hate that. Everyone’s telling me to get them done after I have my kids. So I’m going to pop ‘em out and then get a boob job. I love Jenni’s boobs, and I want boobs like that. And I think Jionni does, too.”

Just seven months after giving birth to her daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, “Us Weekly” is reporting that fashion mogul Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her second child with fiance Eric Johnson.

Six days ago, Jessica said on Twitter, “I am so grateful for my new lil family! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!” along with a link to her official website which features two photos of Eric and Maxwell. Check them out:

Now, the tabloid reports that after Jessica has already shed a total of 60 pounds using Weight Watchers, she has already become pregnant again. It’s not out of the realm of possibility, so we’re going to let time tell with this one. So far, there hasn’t been a confirmation on her official website or her Twitter account, so stay tuned.

A source told “Us Weekly”, “It definitely wasn’t planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again. She really is overjoyed.”

We’re going to wait for the official confirmation on this one. Also featured in this issue is Halle Berry’s drama with Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry’s fist fight in her driveway. Halle and Olivier got a restraining order against Gabriel, but afterward Gabriel claimed that Olivier threatened to kill him and he was taken by surprise in the attack.

In addition, they’ve got a feature on Suri Cruise reuniting with her father Tom after they’ve been apart for three months while he’s filming “All You Need Is Kill”. He took time out of his busy filming schedule to spend Thanksgiving with his daughter while his ex-wife Katie Holmes went to Ohio to spend the holiday with her family.

Lastly, teen singer Justin Bieber has been begging his Disney starlet girlfriend Selena Gomez to take him back. Should she take him back? Does the Biebz deserve another chance? They’ve been having a lot of relationship issues, but he seems like he’s genuinely nice to her. What do you think?

Christina Aguilera revealed yesterday that she was pressured by her record label to be a skinny, size zero. During her “Stripped” album, she was told to lose weight, of which she complied. She was guilted into doing it because she basically didn’t want anyone to lose their jobs because of poor record sales.

Reportedly, she said, “During the promotion of Stripped in 2002 I got tired of being a skinny, white girl. I am Ecuadorian but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl. I was heavier, darker and full of piercings! Let me tell you, that wasn’t an easy pill for them to swallow. I had gained about 15 pounds during promotion and during my Stripped tour. They called this serious emergency meeting about how there was a lot of backlash about my weight. Basically, they told me I would affect a lot of people if I gained weight – the production, musical directors.”

Now that she has recorded her latest album “Lotus”, he said, “You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it. My body can’t put anyone in jeopardy of not making money anymore – my body is just not on the table that way anymore.”

Since, we’ve learned that the quotes attributed to Christina Aguilera were fake! It was a good message, though. Crazy, right?

According to the latest issue of “Us Weekly”, Kristen Stewart has cheated on her boyfriend Robert Pattinson with her “Snow White And The Huntsman” director, Rupert Sanders. Could it be true? The magazine’s cover was leaked on Tuesday and it reveals that it was a heartbreaking discovery for Rob as Kristen had a steamy affair with the married director.

Rob and Kristen have been dating ever since they began filming “The Twilight Saga”, but their relationship might be over if this news is true. The inset photo shows Rupert with his arms around Kristen. So she basically had an affair with this married guy and it was all caught on camera?

A source said, “Kristen is absolutely devastated. It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment. She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.”

Rupert is married to “SWATH” actress Liberty Ross and has two children. If the rumors of Kristen cheating are true, should Rob forgive and forget? They have always been rather private with their personal lives and didn’t confirm reports of their relationship for the longest time. If the rumors are true, then we can expect a quiet breakup soon. Otherwise, we’re guessing that they’re just going to choose to ignore the reports of infidelity. What do you think?

If you’re not yet on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes overload, the former couple are also featured on the latest cover of “Us Weekly” magazine. Since the long running joke about Katie is that she was a captive prisoner of Tom’s, the tabloid uses that in their headline that “Katie Breaks Free!”

The magazine reports that it was Katie’s plan to save Suri from Scientology. In addition, the tabloid says that Tom was shocked to learn that in her divorce filing, Katie asked for full custody of their daughter. Lastly, the magazine dictates that Katie had been planning her escape for months before finally getting out.

A source told the magazine, “Every move she made and everything she did was controlled. She felt like she was in Rosemary’s Baby. This is about protecting her daughter. She wants to be in charge of how Suri is being raised and didn’t want her to have an exclusively Scientology education. She felt she had to get out to save her daughter.”

We’re anticipating more TomKat divorce updates within the next few days, so stay tuned!

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ shocking split is featured front and center on the latest cover of “Us Weekly” magazine. The couple had been together for 14 long years, but decided to part ways recently, without providing any specific reason as to why they split up.

“Us Weekly” appears to have the inside scoop as to what went wrong between Johnny and Vanessa. Apparently the split left Johnny with a broken heart. Interesting, because all of the Hollywood gossip surrounding these two dictated that he was cheating on her with several people, including his publicist, Robin Baum.

The magazine’s cover reveals that the former couple had screaming fights over booze and other women. In addition, the tabloid claims to know how Johnny shielded their children and has the details on his “steamy rebound” with Amber Heard.

What we don’t get is why the tabloid wants to make it sound like Johnny Depp sound like he got his heart broken, yet contradict themselves with the idea that he’s fooling around with other women. What do you think?

According to the latest edition of “Us Weekly”, the newest “Bachelorette” Emily Maynard is hiding something! What could it be?

The tabloid reports that Emily has had secret plastic surgery, Ricki’s grandparents are disgusted by her behavior on the show, her obsession with dating celebrities and her past personal link to one of the finalists on the show.

Also featured in this issue, the magazine goes inside Drew Barrymore’s wedding to Will Kopelman. Along with that, John Mayer tells all about his humiliation that former girlfriend Taylor Swift released her song “Dear John” which was basically all about their relationship. Lastly, the magazine has exclusive photos of Holly Durst’s wedding to Blake Julian.

Bill and Giuliana Rancic are featured on the cover of the May 14th issue of “Us Weekly” magazine. The tabloid has an interview with the happy couple who speak on the topic of finally having a baby after learning that Giuliana had cancer.

The magazine dives into the couple’s four year struggle to have a child together. Giuliana has gone through two unsuccessful IVF procedures, a miscarriage and a battle with cancer that resulted in a double mastectomy. On April 23rd, the duo announced on “The Today Show” that they were expecting a baby together via a gestational carrier. They are expecting their new addition this summer.

Also featured in this issue are Tori Spelling and Shannen Doherty putting their former “90210″ feud behind them. In addition the magazine covers Lauren Conrad’s new love and Khloe Kardashian choosing her family over fame.