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A couple of weeks ago, we told you how there’s a “mystery buyer” out there looking to take Kim Kardashian’s sex tape off of the market. We all thought it was Kim playing some cloak and dagger scheme to make it seem like she hasn’t been pimping herself out for these past few years to purchase the rights to the tape. Apparently, that’s not the case.

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Reportedly, Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steven Hirsch thought that Kim was the mystery buyer. He said that he still doesn’t know the identity of the buyer, but insists it’s not Kim. Of course she would do that, even if it is her. She’d be like, ‘Release a statement and say it’s not me.’

He said, “It made sense the entire time it would be Kim, but it appears it’s not.”

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The porn boss said that the buyer will agree to reveal his identity if the deal goes through and tell the world why he wants to yank the tape off of the market, four years too late. The mystery buyer is still a few million short on Steven’s asking price.

Who do you think it is?

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Accused killer Casey Anthony is set to be sentenced yesterday for lying to cops in the case against her for the murder of her two-year-old daughter, Caylee. Now that she’s been acquitted of first degree murder, manslaughter and child abuse charges, she has a job offer already in the pipeline.

America’s most prominent porn player, Vivid Entertainment, wants to offer Casey a job! Vivid head honcho Steven Hirsch called up Casey’s attorney, Jose Baez, to discuss the opportunity for Casey to cash in on her notoriety.

Steven said, “Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life. We’ve all seen the pictures of her partying and having a good time with friends where she definitely looks hot.”

He went on to reveal that he is waiting on a call back from Casey’s lawyer. One thing’s for sure, she won’t have to get a babysitter. Ugh. It’s still hard to believe that she got off scott-free. People are outraged by the not guilty verdict in this case. It’s unfathomable how she may get to walk free on Thursday, after the judge gives her credit for time served. And now this twit wants to try to turn her into a celebrity?!??

A few days ago, Pippa Middleton was offered a porn deal by Vivid Entertainment, after some topless photos surfaced. She was offered a cool five million to perform in one scene for the porn giant. They even went as far as offering her brother James one million to perform in a separate scene.

Now, we’re hearing reports that there are actually more topless, racy photos of the Duchess’ sister being shopped around to the highest bidder.

Celeb Dirty Laundry reports:

And now, if things couldn’t get any worse, a ‘close family friend’ has apparently sold photos of Pippa dancing in a lavender laced bra, alongside a boxer-clad friend. It’s no surprise that the family is doing everything they can to pull them off the market.

It’s crazy how your past comes back to haunt you once you’re in the spotlight. Do you want to see more of Pippa Middleton? Or are you tired of all of the media hoopla surrounding the Royal family?

Charlie Sheen’s NYC “escort” Capri Anderson can’t let her relevancy fade for one moment. So she’s taking the Kim Kardashian route to fame and has signed up with Vivid Entertainment! So there’s going to be a sex tape, right?

Reportedly, during her college years in Miami, she made a sex tape with her boyfriend that everyone in the area watched. She said, “We thought that a few people in our neighborhood might wind up seeing that tape, but it turned out it was most of Dade County. I totally blew my cover. But it was my introduction to adult entertainment and I can honestly say that it changed my perception of myself. It’s helped me become a woman and given me newfound confidence. Becoming a Vivid Girl is a very exciting giant step for me. It means I’ll be surrounded by top professionals who will bring out the best in me.”

Ugh. Maybe then she can go away already. I guess whatever pays the bills, right?

Vivid Entertainment has decided uncork Tila Tequila’s celebrity sex tape, Tila Tequila Uncorked, four days ahead of schedule. It was originally supposed to be released on Valentine’s Day, but they’ve moved it up.

So now you know that your special Valentine’s Day won’t be ruined by images of trolls getting it on for the sake of enriching their own bank accounts. All the while, she’s telling the media that she’s going to SUE SUE SUE, on her way to cash that fat check from Steven Hirsch.

The NSFW photos are after the jump! (continue reading…)

ADMIN NOTICE: The images for this post have been ungraciously taken down by us because of the douchenozzles at removeyourcontent.com …we try to share information and news with our readers, and that included a whopping three screencaps from a video of a “leaked” video of a public figure (we consider it fair use, but don’t have a lawyer on retainer like Vivid Entertainment, who these guys represent). For some reason the job of lawyers is to make sure their clients try to control everything. Feel free to email them what you think of what they’ve done here.

Or don’t, we’re not entirely sure that Tila Tequila fans can read, much less understand the Constitutional protection that’s been ripped off from us here.

I’m not sure if you want to see this midget troll in action, but apparently there’s legal action brewing over Tila Tequila’s newly leaked sex tape. TMZ has the dirty DIRTY details:

Lawyers for Vivid Entertainment fired off a letter to the folks behind Pornhub.com (who are apparently located in the Republic of Cyprus), demanding it remove a five-minute clip of the Tila tape that hit the web last week. Vivid had plans to release the tape this week and wants to keep it fresh.

And get this … we’re told Vivid thinks it was an inside job — one of its own leaked the video.

We investigated the video that Porn Hub has on its site and it is most definitely Tila Tequila. Check out the nasty photos (we couldn’t publish the worst — trust us), after the jump! (Warning: NSFW, obviously)! (continue reading…)

Kendra Wilkinson knows the obvious path to riches! Make a sex tape (or two) and then sell it to the porn peddlers, in this case Vivid Entertainment and then act all embarrassed in the public eye — and then cash that check!

It all worked out well with her first sex tape and now we’re hearing reports that Vivid Entertainment can’t wait to get their hands on this footage! Of course they can’t! They know how the money cycle works.

Since it was publicized that Kendra made a lesbian sex tape, the porn peddlers are down to get ahold of the tape. Vivid head honcho Steven Hirsch said, “After our great success with Kendra Wilkinson Exposed, of course we’re interested in distributing another Kendra sex tape. We look forward to speaking to the owner of the tape and making a deal ASAP.”

Remember, before she comes out and says that she’s embarrassed by the tape or is shocked that it got out, Vivid wouldn’t legally be able to release it without her consent.

If there is a sex tape featuring Demi Lovato, then Vivid President Steven Hirsch wishes to purchase it — but not for selling. No, the porn company head honcho says that he would acquire the tape and return it to Demi…or destroy it.

Steven said, “After everything that Demi Lovato has been through, we would never consider distributing a sex tape with her. In fact, we would purchase it and either give it back to her or destroy it.”

And why the good deed? It’s primarily because he understands what she’s going through as a recovering addict. He also owns Hollywood Recovery Services, which specializes in treating addiction.

It’s definitely a good PR move for him, either way.

According to sources, Ashton Kutcher’s rumored mistress, Brittney Jones is releasing a sex tape (photos HERE). In the promotion for the tape, they say, “Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced…” His attorneys also claim that Vivid is “trading on Mr. Kutcher’s good name and reputation for a commercial purpose, and are attempting to misappropriate and convert the potential economic value of Mr. Kutcher’s identity to your own advantage.”

Vivid sent a statement of their own to Ashton, and plainly put, they weren’t amused. Their letter states, “First and foremost, Vivid specifically denies any wrongdoing or liability and believes the allegations made against Vivid are without merit.”

The rest:

I am not aware that Vivid has released any video using Ashton Kutcher’s name or likeness. Also, it was unclear from your letter exactly what Mr. Kutcher is alleging caused, and will continue to cause, substantial damages to Mr. Kutcher and placed Mr. Kutcher in extreme jeopardy.

Is your client alleging that Vivid has somehow concocted a story that Mr. Kutcher had an affair with Brittney Jones, thereby damaging Mr. Kutcher’s reputation? Mr. Kutcher’s alleged affair with Brittney Jones has been widely reported in the press for several months. Therefore, we doubt the claim of substantial damages and placement of Mr. Kutcher in extreme jeopardy arises from Vivid’s upcoming release of an adult video featuring his alleged mistress, Brittney Jones.

Of course, if you are aware of any other facts which indicate that my client has somehow caused, and will continue to cause, substantial damages to Mr. Kutcher please let us know.

In other words: Pound salt.

In case you weren’t aware, Ashton Kutcher’s rumored mistress, Brittney Jones made a sex tape (photos here), in order to extend her fifteen minutes of fame.

As it turns out, Vivid Entertainment has basically used Ashton’s name as a selling point for the video, infuriating the actor. They’ve tagged it with, “Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced.”

Ashton’s legal people claim that the association infringes on his “marketable celebrity identity value” and have threatened legal action if they don’t take his name off of the promotion.

His lawyer issued a statement, saying, “It is clear that the use of our client’s name is a principal selling point of the video, and that Mr. Kutcher’s name is being used in order to lure potential customers to buy the video. Your conduct has already caused, and will continue to cause, substantial damages to our client. We will advise our client to seek recovery from Vivid….to the fullest extent allowable under law for any damages, costs and/or liability suffered by him.”

Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steven Hirsch said, “We received the letter late this afternoon and I immediately forwarded it to my attorney. We will respond accordingly.”

Take yourself back to September 2009, just as Taylor Swift took the stage to give her acceptance speech for her Best Female Video award. Kanye West appeared on the stage, grabbed the microphone and proceeded to tell Taylor and the entire planet, that Beyonce had the best video of all time.

Since, he has apologized on his official website and Twitter, while she has only said a few words. He has also since gotten more arrogant about the fiasco. He has recently taken credit for making Taylor a superstar!

Why am I telling you this now? It’s simple…All of these exchanges between Kanye and Taylor are being considered as material for a porn movie. Thanks Vivid, as if we hadn’t heard enough of these twits already.

This also begs the question: Who’s going to play Kanye, Beyonce and Taylor….And what should they name it???