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Breaking Dawn actress Kristen Stewart graces the latest cover of W magazine’s Fashion issue. She’s looking super glam on the cover in light pink shades and a poofy seemingly sixties inspired hairstyle.

They really dolled her up and accentuated her features for this photo shoot, didn’t they? She looks great! It’s a nice change from her normal jeans and t-shirt style. I love it.

Her makeup is done very well and her hair is gorgeous. She should do a sixties themed movie with this look, she’d totally pull it off — don’t you think?

What do you think of this new look? Love it or hate it? We give it two thumbs up! She looks pretty and glam. We say, YOU GO GIRL!

I bet her boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, is digging this cover, don’t you think? It’s simple and so elegant!

Thoughts?

Dana Carvey brought the Church Lady back to Saturday Night Live to roast a metric ton of celebrities. He mocked Charlie Sheen, Snooki, the shows 16 And Pregnant and Skins and of course, the Kardashian sisters — namely Kim Kardashian and her nude photo shoot for W magazine.

His first guests? “The holy trinity of sluts”, the Kardashians. Check out the video for all of the goodies, it’s hilarious:

He also mocked Snooki from Jersey Shore — and almost caved in to temptation with Justin Bieber! Ha!

Quicker than you can say notalentmediawhore, reality star Kim Kardashian is taking back all of the whining she did about those nude photos for W magazine. Surprised?!??

In the very beginning, right after she showed off her butt au naturale, Kim said that the final results were “amazing”. She said, “No matter what, a nude photoshoot definitely makes you a little bit nervous. The fact that they wanted me for their art issue was such an honor, I’m so glad the final product was amazing.”

Then, she went on television and had an epic hissy fit over the photos. She said, “Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen.”

Afterward, W magazine felt the need to chime in. Their statement:

In keeping in line with the theme of W Magazine’s November Art Issue, Kim Kardashian’s cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture.

The inside portfolio documented the career and power of Kim Kardashian as a work of art, using the language of artists like Jeff Koons (see Rabbit) and Gilbert & George (see The Singing Sculpture).

Fast forward to today, when everything is alright with the photos in Kim’s eyes. On Thursday, she said, “Looking back, I love the photos. W Magazine is iconic so I’m really happy that I did it and that those are the photos.”

As far as the tears are concerned, Kim said, “It’s just that that’s not what I thought they were going to be. Obviously I’m comfortable posing nude — I’ve done that before, and I did that then for the magazine. But that’s probably not the direction I would’ve wanted to go if I thought that was going to be the case.”

She added, “When you shoot something, you hope that it turns out the way that you expected it to be. But looking back, that was my initial reaction when I saw the pictures and I was just really upset. I do think the pictures are beautiful.”

Here’s another reason for Kim Kardashian to cry on television!

We’ve gotten our grubby little hands on these pictures, and they may be fake, but they’re here for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure).

Enjoy! NSFW after the jump!!! (continue reading…)

If you felt sorry for reality personality Kim Kardashian as she cried about her nude photos in W magazine, then you can count yourself as part of the one percent of the population that actually bought into her BS.

After seeing the final product of the magazine, she said it was amazing. Then, when someone on the set of her new reality show yelled, “Action!”, Kim turned on the tears. Even W magazine wasn’t impressed by Kim’s “devastation”.

NY Magazine reports:

In keeping in line with the theme of W Magazine’s November Art Issue, Kim Kardashian’s cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture.

The inside portfolio documented the career and power of Kim Kardashian as a work of art, using the language of artists like Jeff Koons (see Rabbit) and Gilbert & George (see The Singing Sculpture).

Basically, they’re not buying it and she knew what she was getting herself into. It’s a nicer way of saying, “Take the check and shut your pie hole, moron.”

Italian designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana had to give hiring Madonna a second thought, because they felt that hiring the singer would damage their friendship.

Gabbana told “W” magazine, “There was sort of fear on our behalf of asking Madonna to do anything business. We thought it could impact our relationship, and Madonna is one of the few people we’re really in awe of. To have Madonna in our campaign is a dream come true.”

Her ads look tasteful and pretty, Steven Klein did a fantastic job with the photography.