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CBS and Warner Brothers has finally had enough of Charlie Sheen’s antics and has officially fired the actor from Two And A Half Men!

WB issued this statement: “After careful consideration, Warner Brothers Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two And A Half Men’, effective immediately.”

Wow, did you expect anything else???

Charlie has already commented on the madness, saying this in a statement:

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

Were you expecting them to coddle him with open arms?

Charlie Sheen has really done it this time!

After making a ton of nasty comments about Two And A Half Men creator, Chuck Lorre, CBS and Warner Brothers have pulled the plug on the show for the remainder of the season! (Catch up here, as best summarized by The Superficial)

TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned “Two and a Half Men” will immediately stop production for the rest of the season … because of Charlie’s escapades in the last few days … most recently what he said to TMZ.

CBS and Warner Bros. say, “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

The decision comes several hours after TMZ posted a story in which Charlie Sheen challenged creator Chuck Lorre to a fight, calling him “a stupid, stupid little man and a pu**y punk that I never want to be like.”

Sources connected with the production tell us … Charlie’s comments to TMZ were the final straw. No word on whether production will resume next season.

Wow. Like he didn’t expect THAT to happen!

Warner Brothers has just released the poster for part one of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It shows Hogwarts completely immersed in flames with the tag line, “It all ends here”.

I don’t know if I like the idea of Hogwarts being on fire. What do you think of the poster?

The movie is expected to hit theaters on November 19th! Mark your calendars, Muggles!

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Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, is claiming that Warner Brothers is the responsible party in the actress’ death.

He says that he plans to file a wrongful death suit against the company over her termination.

Murphy was said to have been devastated after losing a role in the sequel to “Happy Feet” which he believes caused her to have a heart attack.

And even before the “Happy Feet” nonsense, she was also fired from “The Caller” due to reports about her erratic behavior on set.

Monjack said, “Warner Brothers relied on conjecture and hearsay about the Puerto Rico film [The Caller] for why they canceled Brittany’s role in ‘Happy Feet’.”