EarSucker

Spencer Pratt thinks he’s a celebrity…I mean, for real.

Here’s Spencer rapping “I’m A Celebrity” apparently for his and Heidi Montag’s newest stint on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

Click here to here the audio… Trust me, it’s worth it! For the lolz alone.

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Welcome, come one and all to the inauguration of “actress” Denise Richards into her new home. The “World Of Suck” has claimed many famous folks and it’s high time that we snag us another victim.

Check it out the sucktasticness of this thing:

If the video gets yanked (and it might), you can always listen to the audio here.

Via TMZ

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

While normally, Beyonce sounds like she was given the voice of an angel, it wasn’t here. Someone apparently leaked the board feed to Howard Stern and then she got lambasted.

She was live on the “Today Show”, singing, and the Queen Bee screeched through her own song. That was tough to listen to.

Welcome to the World Of Suck, Beyonce, you’ve truly earned it.

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Heidi Montag has released a teaser for her new craptastic video, “Look How I’m Doing”. She apparently sexes up a car and gets her photo taken by a gazillion paparazzi.

I am so not impressed that we need a new word for unimpressed. Does she have actual fans?

Here is Heidi Montag’s first craptacular single, “Your Love Found Me“:

And “Look How I’m Doing“:

Perez is a total sellout for calling this garbage “a hit”. Whatever drugs he’s on, he needs to share, because I’m just not seeing it.

Could somebody be just pimpin’ this garbage out because this trick attended his birthday bash? Gag.

Image Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Police are seeking someone from Flo Rida’s tour bus due to some animal cruelty allegations. A witness claimed two men got out of the tour bus, one had a video camera and the other guy killed a rabbit.

They aren’t sure if the perpetrator of the crime is Flo Rida himself, but are seeking to question those on the tour bus.

Check out the video here.

Image Credit: Unfurled via Flickr/Creative Commons

Dude. This really happened. Joaquin Phoenix is trying to jump start his career in music, by rapping. He was “performing”, if you want to call it that, at Lavo yesterday when he fell off of the stage.

What’s he on anyways? Why’s he trying to jump into a rap career with his mountain man look? WTF? Right?

20-year-old singer Kat DeLuna murdered the national anthem and got booed by fans at Monday night’s football game in Dallas.

The crowd obviously did not like her version of the song.

Kat, welcome to the World of Suck, you earned it!

[Photo Credit: Sony Pictures]

When Heidi Montag’s retarded self is the answer to a question on Jeopardy, you know the world is coming to an end.

Someone needs to tell Alex Trebek that this crap is not funny. And they presume gazillions of people watch The Hills? I’d rather watch paint dry.

Folks, we have a new addition to the World of Suck.

My ears are burning after listening to this nonsense. Someone really needs to tell Heidi Montag to give it up already.

Yes, I know his real name is Tom Felton, but he will always be known as Draco Malfoy to me.

Your thoughts on his singing?

Someone should’ve pulled Scarlett Johansson aside and said, ‘Ya know, you might not have the voice for this” or maybe plainly, “You suck as a singer, stick to acting.”

Apparently no one had the cohones to tell her. So I’ll do it for you.

Scarlett, you suck as a singer, please continue doing movies or making Justin Timberlake videos. Thanks, Earsucker.

See, now that wasn’t so hard, was it?

Image details: Rodeo Drive Walk Of Style Award – Arrivals served by picapp.com

Smells like……Kurt Cobain would be madddddddddddd.

Apparently, Courtney Love will not stop in her effort to be a true Cobain killer.

The couple’s daughter Frances Bean Cobain is set to work with Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel.

That sound you hear??? That’s the Nirvana fans lining up to protest.

Right?

Stop pimping out your daughter already!!!!

First the Doc Martens, then the lunchboxes, then the Converse shoes…..Should I even ask what’s next???

What do you think? This song was supposed to be on Dangerous. I think it’s sucktastic!

This girl must think she has the gift of song! Here’s Heidi Montag sucking it up for the cameras on a beach in a bikini, lip-syncing her song.

It sucks so bad, we’ve decided to put her in our very own “World of Suck” category. This is a special nomination here folks. Not everyone gets this honor.

She has been crowned, “The Queen of Suck”. Congratulations to Heidi.

Fox is putting on a star-studded New Year’s Eve show and you can witness the suck from your couch. The show is a live concert featuring Jordin Sparks, Blake Lewis, Mariah Carey.

First of all, I thought Jordin Sparks was one of the lesser talented of the American Idol finalists and I can’t bring myself to suffer through Blake Lewis and his beatboxing. And Mariah Carey doesn’t sound as good as she used to.

Thanks Fox, but you can keep your show. Do. not. want.