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Spencer Pratt thinks he’s a celebrity…I mean, for real.

Here’s Spencer rapping “I’m A Celebrity” apparently for his and Heidi Montag’s newest stint on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

Click here to here the audio… Trust me, it’s worth it! For the lolz alone.

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Welcome, come one and all to the inauguration of “actress” Denise Richards into her new home. The “World Of Suck” has claimed many famous folks and it’s high time that we snag us another victim.

Check it out the sucktasticness of this thing:

If the video gets yanked (and it might), you can always listen to the audio here.

Via TMZ

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While normally, Beyonce sounds like she was given the voice of an angel, it wasn’t here. Someone apparently leaked the board feed to Howard Stern and then she got lambasted.

She was live on the “Today Show”, singing, and the Queen Bee screeched through her own song. That was tough to listen to.

Welcome to the World Of Suck, Beyonce, you’ve truly earned it.

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Heidi Montag has released a teaser for her new craptastic video, “Look How I’m Doing”. She apparently sexes up a car and gets her photo taken by a gazillion paparazzi.

I am so not impressed that we need a new word for unimpressed. Does she have actual fans?

Here is Heidi Montag’s first craptacular single, “Your Love Found Me“:

And “Look How I’m Doing“:

Perez is a total sellout for calling this garbage “a hit”. Whatever drugs he’s on, he needs to share, because I’m just not seeing it.

Could somebody be just pimpin’ this garbage out because this trick attended his birthday bash? Gag.

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Police are seeking someone from Flo Rida’s tour bus due to some animal cruelty allegations. A witness claimed two men got out of the tour bus, one had a video camera and the other guy killed a rabbit.

They aren’t sure if the perpetrator of the crime is Flo Rida himself, but are seeking to question those on the tour bus.

Check out the video here.

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Dude. This really happened. Joaquin Phoenix is trying to jump start his career in music, by rapping. He was “performing”, if you want to call it that, at Lavo yesterday when he fell off of the stage.

What’s he on anyways? Why’s he trying to jump into a rap career with his mountain man look? WTF? Right?

20-year-old singer Kat DeLuna murdered the national anthem and got booed by fans at Monday night’s football game in Dallas.

The crowd obviously did not like her version of the song.

Kat, welcome to the World of Suck, you earned it!

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When Heidi Montag’s retarded self is the answer to a question on Jeopardy, you know the world is coming to an end.

Someone needs to tell Alex Trebek that this crap is not funny. And they presume gazillions of people watch The Hills? I’d rather watch paint dry.

Folks, we have a new addition to the World of Suck.

My ears are burning after listening to this nonsense. Someone really needs to tell Heidi Montag to give it up already.

Yes, I know his real name is Tom Felton, but he will always be known as Draco Malfoy to me.

Your thoughts on his singing?

Someone should’ve pulled Scarlett Johansson aside and said, ‘Ya know, you might not have the voice for this” or maybe plainly, “You suck as a singer, stick to acting.”

Apparently no one had the cohones to tell her. So I’ll do it for you.

Scarlett, you suck as a singer, please continue doing movies or making Justin Timberlake videos. Thanks, Earsucker.

See, now that wasn’t so hard, was it?

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Smells like……Kurt Cobain would be madddddddddddd.

Apparently, Courtney Love will not stop in her effort to be a true Cobain killer.

The couple’s daughter Frances Bean Cobain is set to work with Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel.

That sound you hear??? That’s the Nirvana fans lining up to protest.

Right?

Stop pimping out your daughter already!!!!

First the Doc Martens, then the lunchboxes, then the Converse shoes…..Should I even ask what’s next???

What do you think? This song was supposed to be on Dangerous. I think it’s sucktastic!

This girl must think she has the gift of song! Here’s Heidi Montag sucking it up for the cameras on a beach in a bikini, lip-syncing her song.

It sucks so bad, we’ve decided to put her in our very own “World of Suck” category. This is a special nomination here folks. Not everyone gets this honor.

She has been crowned, “The Queen of Suck”. Congratulations to Heidi.

Fox is putting on a star-studded New Year’s Eve show and you can witness the suck from your couch. The show is a live concert featuring Jordin Sparks, Blake Lewis, Mariah Carey.

First of all, I thought Jordin Sparks was one of the lesser talented of the American Idol finalists and I can’t bring myself to suffer through Blake Lewis and his beatboxing. And Mariah Carey doesn’t sound as good as she used to.

Thanks Fox, but you can keep your show. Do. not. want.

The Spice Girls were so 90′s with their girl pop crap. So, hearing that Mel C. wanted no part of this reunion nonsense, made sense to me.

Here’s what she had to say:

“The girls approached me and said they were getting together to do a world tour, a greatest hits album and a big goodbye, and I was like: ‘Oh no.’ It was the last thing I wanted to hear. “All four of them had spoken about it and it was set in stone. They basically said if I wanted to do it great, but if I didn’t want to do it then they were going to do it anyway. So I was like, ‘Wow, what do I do?’ “I’d always said I’d never do it. But I didn’t want to miss out and have regrets. I also didn’t want to be that person that stopped it being a complete five – I was scared I’d be the villain. It was hard, so I didn’t say yes immediately. I changed my mind every day – it was difficult.”

So the girl power peer pressure was on.

Oh yeah, you can hear their new junk here, if you dare.

This is from Lacey’s band, Nocturne, it’s called “Whore”. I’m imagining that the other girls from the show are thinking this about her…hehe

I’m not too thrilled with her voice….she sounds to me like an 80′s rejected Pat Benatar.

What do you think?

I meandered on over to PerezHilton for daily dose of gossip, cuz yeah, I read that hag’s nonsense. It’s funny and sad at the same time about what happened to Britney Spears at her latest appearance:

Everything that could possibly go wrong went wrong at Britney Spears’ concert at the House of Blues in Orlando on Saturday night. We all know that Britney does not sing live, but the worst possible thing that could happen to a lipsyncher happened to Britney – her CD with her prerecorded vocals started skipping!!! – multiple sources reveal to PerezHilton.com.

This happened not just once. Not just twice. But four to five times! During her performance of “Do Something”.

“Several people in the audience started booing,” says one of our spies in attendance. “It was not pretty!”

Come one, come all, see the train-wreck in progress! Poor little Britney, who’s going to buy your CDs now. Dumb!

Axl Rose has pushed back the release date of Chinese Democracy, again.
From the folks at LiveDaily, we find that he has canceled January concerts in order to finish working on the album. I’m of the opinion that most people who are paying to see shows that are constantly being canceled, due to the band’s poor management, will probably not come out of the woodwork once the album is finally released. He is not the same Axl from the 80′s, guys. Ya know what they say….”Live and Let Die”.

And I quote:

“It takes approximately eight weeks for an album to hit the shelves once it has been turned in to the record company. For whatever reasons, it appears that it may have been mistakenly inferred by management that this time period could be condensed to three weeks. With that being said, this is not a promise, a lie or a guarantee, but we do wish to announce a tentative release date of March 6.”

March 6th?!?!??

The good: Hopefully it’ll be a phenomenal album, and well worth the wait.
The bad: The wait….and the wait…and…did I mention the wait?
The oh-god-my-ears: I’m hoping it’s not Axl’s voice. This isn’t “Appetite for Destruction”.

About two months ago, I sent a very nice email to Tapping The Vein requesting an interview. Surely they’d have time to answer a mere ten questions. Considering they have a few shy of five-thousand friends, I thought they’d have nothing better to do, not being that popular and all….

Off my email went, proclaiming that I was a fan (I was) and of course, I like bands that take time to correspond with their fans. Feedback is always good. I figured maybe their fans would like a glimpse of what they thought made them special.

They responded shortly, that they’d do it. So I sent my questions with anticipation….and waited….and waited….and waited some more….still nothing, after two months.

Since they didn’t answer them for me (or you, their fans), I’ve taken the liberty of doing so for them. Enjoy.

Q: Heather, have you had your vocals compared to that of Pat Benatar? (I hate to have asked that as my first question, but I had to, I listened first and was reminded of the 80′s, which isn’t a bad thing…)
A: I am actually a second-rate Pat Benatar, I’ve listened to “Love Is A Battefield” too much as a kid.

Q: If you could get one message across to your fans, what would it be?
A: Don’t buy my music, I don’t pay attention to the fans I do have.

Q: What inspires you the most?
A: Copying off the sounds of other people.

Q: If you could compare your sound to that of anyone else’s, who would you say you sound like?
A: I’ll let you guess that one…

Q: What is your favorite song that you’ve done? Why?
A: Numb, because that’s what you’re left feeling after you’re done listening to TTV.

Q: What is your biggest success
A: None to date. Stay tuned.

Q: Where did the name “Tapping the Vein” come from?
A: You can’t guess that one on your own?!??

Q: What song means the most to you?
A: Hit Me With Your Best Shot, oh wait…..

Q: What were your occupations before you decided to form Tapping the Vein?
A: I worked at a Bennigans.

Q: What is it like performing in front of so many fans? Which band is your favorite to tour with?
A: It’s kind of like a Kevin Federline show, we gotta give away the tickets.

Woo-hah.

So, I must’ve been in a drunken stupor, or just overly tired from working all day when I added these tools to my myspace page. What on earth was I thinking?!? I watched the video, “The Drama”, prompted by this bulletin:

Vote For Darkmiracle @ Fuse Steven’s Untitled Rock Show!!
Just click down there and vote for our music video of “The Drama” tell all your friends!! :)

Rock on!!

Robbie

Fuse.tv vote for Darkmiracle

Boy, was I mistaken…Darkmiracle is the suck. I felt like Beavis in the beginning of the song, thinking to myself, ‘when is this going to get cool? heh-heh”
No go. You get no love from me. Darkmiracle is now dead to me, with all of their sucky glory.

The Good: They’re unsigned. The radio should not be tormented with this blaring nonsense.
The Bad: The whole package.
The oh-god-my-ears: This guy’s voice, is he tone deaf?

This is the first official entry into Earsucker’s World of Suck. Enjoy…or not.

Britney Spears was seen hanging out with Paris Hilton. Why? What is the meaning of this nonsense? Are you trying to make a comeback or continue with the white trash look that being married to Kevin brought upon you?

Paris is clearly laughing at Brit, because Brit actually makes Paris look good. Apparently, money can’t buy class.

In K-Fed’s case, money can’t buy talent either.