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Spencer Pratt thinks he’s a celebrity…I mean, for real.

Here’s Spencer rapping “I’m A Celebrity” apparently for his and Heidi Montag’s newest stint on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!”

Click here to here the audio… Trust me, it’s worth it! For the lolz alone.

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Welcome, come one and all to the inauguration of “actress” Denise Richards into her new home. The “World Of Suck” has claimed many famous folks and it’s high time that we snag us another victim.

Check it out the sucktasticness of this thing:

If the video gets yanked (and it might), you can always listen to the audio here.

Via TMZ

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While normally, Beyonce sounds like she was given the voice of an angel, it wasn’t here. Someone apparently leaked the board feed to Howard Stern and then she got lambasted.

She was live on the “Today Show”, singing, and the Queen Bee screeched through her own song. That was tough to listen to.

Welcome to the World Of Suck, Beyonce, you’ve truly earned it.

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Heidi Montag has released a teaser for her new craptastic video, “Look How I’m Doing”. She apparently sexes up a car and gets her photo taken by a gazillion paparazzi.

I am so not impressed that we need a new word for unimpressed. Does she have actual fans?

Here is Heidi Montag’s first craptacular single, “Your Love Found Me“:

And “Look How I’m Doing“:

Perez is a total sellout for calling this garbage “a hit”. Whatever drugs he’s on, he needs to share, because I’m just not seeing it.

Could somebody be just pimpin’ this garbage out because this trick attended his birthday bash? Gag.

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Police are seeking someone from Flo Rida’s tour bus due to some animal cruelty allegations. A witness claimed two men got out of the tour bus, one had a video camera and the other guy killed a rabbit.

They aren’t sure if the perpetrator of the crime is Flo Rida himself, but are seeking to question those on the tour bus.

Check out the video here.

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Dude. This really happened. Joaquin Phoenix is trying to jump start his career in music, by rapping. He was “performing”, if you want to call it that, at Lavo yesterday when he fell off of the stage.

What’s he on anyways? Why’s he trying to jump into a rap career with his mountain man look? WTF? Right?

20-year-old singer Kat DeLuna murdered the national anthem and got booed by fans at Monday night’s football game in Dallas.

The crowd obviously did not like her version of the song.

Kat, welcome to the World of Suck, you earned it!

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When Heidi Montag’s retarded self is the answer to a question on Jeopardy, you know the world is coming to an end.

Someone needs to tell Alex Trebek that this crap is not funny. And they presume gazillions of people watch The Hills? I’d rather watch paint dry.

Folks, we have a new addition to the World of Suck.

My ears are burning after listening to this nonsense. Someone really needs to tell Heidi Montag to give it up already.

Yes, I know his real name is Tom Felton, but he will always be known as Draco Malfoy to me.

Your thoughts on his singing?