The Kardashian Sisters Are Launching Their Own Makeup Line

The Kardashian Sisters Are Launching Their Own Makeup Line

The Kardashian sisters have already infiltrated the realms of reality television, music, tabloids, books, perfumes, jewelry and clothing lines – so what’s another thing to take over? We’re already suffering from Kardashian overload, but this seems like a natural progression of events, consider that Kim Kardashian won’t leave the house without seeming to have 800 tons of makeup on her face.

The sisters’ makeup line is called Khroma Beauty and it will allow the family of famewhores to drain even more money from the unsuspecting public. Does anyone really want to look like Kim does when she walks out of the house? She used to look Armenian, but she cakes on the makeup so much that you can’t tell what her heritage is.

Besides all of that, can we please stop with the “K” names already? This is getting seriously stupid. “Khroma”? What does that even mean?

The trifling trio released a statement saying, “We’re so excited to partner with Boldface Licensing+Branding on this new venture. There’s a glam girl in all of us and it’s a dream come true to have our own makeup line and to share it with women around the world.”

They added, “Makeup has been an essential part of our lives for so long. Like fashion, it’s always changing and evolving just as we do and we can’t wait to share this new venture with our fans!”

That, in Kardashian talk, actually means that they can’t wait to sell all of their crap to stupid people everywhere because it means a hefty PROFIT. The sisters look like they get their faces painted on by professionals and unless they’re pimping out a “glam squad” along with their Khroma Krap, then we say thanks, but no thanks. See, we already know wait too much about these famewhores. Kill us now.

The Kardashian Sisters Are Launching Their Own Makeup Line was last modified: June 8th, 2012 by Jed Eckert
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