The Situation has a small penis

We really don’t have actual photographic evidence that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has tiny junk, but here’s a photo of Condoleezza Rice to give a visual representation for all of us. Thanks Condi, now that we know you’re good for something.

Reportedly, allegedly and all of that other legal jabber, Mike isn’t as “gifted” as he would like you to think. Either that, or this is a jealous woman who wanted more from him, but couldn’t get it because he didn’t want to be seen in public with her without putting a bag over her head first. One of those.

Star reports:

“I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes,” Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson tells Star about their tryst in the Jersey Shore cast’s Miami Beach party pad. Things started out normal enough and Melody admits she was even imagining what it would be like to be his girlfriend. But she got a huge surprise when the reality TV star dropped his pants and revealed — a very tiny Situation!

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” Melody tells Star.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Too funny. She wanted to be his girlfriend. Heh.

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