Via Glitterati, I was rolling on the floor over this:
Realizing the year is nearly half over and no pregnant woman has credited him with paternity yet, the Sperminator made an offer you can’t refuse. Actually, you can, very easily…just like everyone else did.
Over the weekend, K.Fed asked a bevy of women to donate their uteruses for the next nine months.
Picking up a mic, he asked the entire Louisville Felt nightclub:
“I got four kids already – which one of you Kentucky girls wants to have my fifth?”
Unfortunately, no one took him up on that.
Looks like he won’t be able to fulfill his quota of a kid per year now.
What on Earth is this guy thinking?!?? Like someone wants to catch the herpes that he either got from Britney or gave to her?!?? Who does K-Fed think he is?!?