Hot new couple Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio are featured on the cover of the latest issue of Us Weekly magazine. Of course, everyone wants to know how Leo won Blake’s heart!
We certainly have our own ideas about what she could have done to woo him. Perhaps Blake was sending some sext messages to her potential beau…which we’re only guessing now because of the nude photos of her that just leaked last night.
….But that doesn’t make for a good tabloid cover story, does it Us Weekly?
So how do they say Leo won her heart? “Candlelit dinners, helicopter rides, a private yacht. DiCaprio pulls out all the stops to woo his sexy crush.”
The magazine is also claiming that Justin Timberlake and Ashley Olson are a couple, Lady Gaga talking about “fame” ten years after the fact (just kidding, it’s really three) and Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s friendship falling apart.
We need to make a publication for print that has only stories that keep it real. Seriously. How many magazines out there would say “Blake Lively sends nude pics to Leo DiCaprio – SEE PROOF”. That’s probably a lawsuit waiting to happen, though, isn’t it?
Either way, it probably happened. And that was an old iPhone, too.