Yankovic Brings The Party To The CIA With Cyrus Spoof

Weird Al is throwing his hat in the political arena with his latest hit-sucker recognizable song with new lyrics and a nerd voice musical parody Party in the CIA. Fans of pop singer Miley Cyrus will instantly recognize it as a spoof of Party in the USA. Even though lyrics are intentionally typed out in lowercase to go with the bubblegum pop feel, the subject matter is anything but cute:

i moved out to langely recently
with a plain and simple dream;
wanna infiltrate some third-world place
and topple their regime.

their men in black with their matching suitcases;
where everything’s on a need-to-know basis;
agents got that swagger;
everyone so cloak and dagger.

i’m feelin’ nervous but i’m really kinda wishing
for another undercover mission

that’s when the red alert came on the radio
and i put my earpiece on!
got my dark sunglasses on!
and i had my weapon drawn!

so i get my handcuffs,
my cyanide pills,
my classified dossier!

tappin’ the phones like yeah, shreddin’ the files like yeah,
and then i rised all the enemy spies i’ve got to neutralize today.
Weird Al Yankovic Party In The CIA
yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!
yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!

i’ve done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me dismissed,
like terminate some head of state who wasn’t even on my list.

burn that microfilm buddy, will you,
i’d tell you why but then i’d have to kill you!

you need a quickie confession?
well, start a waterboarding session!

no hurry on this south american dictator
i’ll assassinate him later
that’s when he walked right in my laser sights,
and my silencer was on,
and my silencer was on,
and another target’s gone!

yeah, we’ve got our backups all over the world, from kazakhstan to bombay;
payin’ the bribes like yeah, pluggin’ the leaks like yeah;
interrogating the scum of the earth, we’ll break them by the break of day!

yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!
yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!

need a country to stabilize?
look no further, we’re your guys!
we’ve got snazzy suits and ties,
and a better damn old plan than the fbi!

better put your hands up and get in the van,
or else you’ll get blown away!
stagin’ a coup like yeah,
brainwashin’ moles like yeah,
we only torture the folks we don’t like,
you’re probably going to be ok!

yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!
yeeeaaahhh, it’s a party in the cia!

Will kids be bumping Weird Al this Summer at the pool and beach and in their cars? The album Alpocalypse just went on sale Tuesday and has already hit #143 on Amazon’s sales chart, so we’re kind of betting this album will be a big winner for Mr. Yankovic.

Earsucker contacted the CIA and played the song for them. They had absolutely zero comment and would not confirm nor deny if the song was awesome.

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