Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, then you’ve heard that Amanda Bynes was arrested recently. (Read the full report here.) To make a long story short, she was puffing on a joint in the lobby of her building when the door man called the cops.
They arrived at her door and knocked to find a bong sitting on the kitchen counter. She promptly grabbed it and tossed it out of the window of her apartment. She was then arrested, carted off to the hospital for a psych evaluation and booked for pot possession, felony tampering of evidence and reckless endangerment.
Now, she’s claiming in a recent Twitter message that the arresting officer “slapped” her lady parts:
Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.
The last we’d heard, she wanted Drake to murder her girl parts, so a little slap won’t hurt her…Ha. We kid, we kid. But she is “special”, isn’t she?