Amanda Bynes Talks Surgeries And A Record Deal

Amanda Bynes Talks Surgeries And A Record Deal

Amanda Bynes has spouted off a ton of verbal diarrhea on her official Twitter account last night. She spoke of the so-called “webbing” between her eyes, her surgeries and the beginning of her rap music career with a record label.

And here we go!

With regard to her record deal, she tweeted, “I never spoke to anyone at Chinga Changa Records. I got an offer for a bigger record deal that I’m taking as soon I get my surgeries!”

About that webbing between her eyes, she said, “I was born with a webbing in between my eyes. That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I’ve never been more excited! Now I need a few more surgeries to shave the bridge down to correct the rest of my nose so I can start the next chapter of my career! Music! I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed! I had to share my story with you so the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior when I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect. As soon as I had it removed I couldn’t wait to talk about it!”

She went on to say, “I’m having my next surgery on Saturday! My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip – something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes! I wanted to share my story with you to prove that I’m not crazy, I was just embarrassed. Surgery is a complete miracle for me – nothing can hold you back from living out your dreams. There’s a surgery for everything that’s wrong with you!”

Yes, there’s a surgery for everything that’s wrong with you…except taking care of the crazy.

Hat tip: Scottie

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