Over the past week, “In Touch Weekly” made the claims that troubled actress Amanda Bynes had created some more drama in her life. The tabloid said that she went to a tanning salon to get a Mystic tan, but when she realized that she was missing some goggles, she came out of the booth buck naked to locate some. Then, the magazine said that she basically walked around nonchalantly and took her time getting back to her tan.
According to reports, Amanda is planning on taking legal action against the magazine for printing lies. She told “Us Weekly” that she will be “suing In Touch for printing a fake story.”
She said in her own defense, “I’m not troubled. I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.”
Uh huh. Not troubled? Because there are so many people out there getting DUIs, ramming into cops, smoking pot in their cars, getting their driver’s licenses suspended and cars impounded. That sounds like mass quantities of trouble to us. But what do we know? We’re not retired multi-millionaires. Yet.