According to the latest issue of OK! magazine, long-time partners Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to walk down the aisle!
The cover of this week’s issue reveals that Angelina has agreed to tie the knot as the couple gets ready for more kids. It’s going to be the wedding of the year — if it were only true!
Inside this issue, the tabloid claims that Brad and Angelina have put their differences behind them and are making their wedding dream come true. You see what happens when Brad opens his trap about getting married one time?!? All of the tabloids and gossip websites run with this garbage for months as nauseum. Seriously, they’re not getting married and let’s hope that you’re not naive enough to believe that even if they were tying the knot, that a magazine like OK! would have the scoop before anyone.
Also featured in this issue is Jennifer Aniston splitting from Justin Theroux. Let’s fathom a guess that this has something to do with BABIES!
In addition, Kim Kardashian is regrouping with Kanye West so that they can give each other “love advice”. Ummm, okay. If by “regrouping” they mean hooking up and by “love advice” they mean video urination, then I’d totally buy it.
The cover also insinuates that Miley Cyrus is ready to become Mrs. Liam Hemsworth. At the age of 19? Who buys this crap?!?