Kris Jenner is featured on the cover of the latest copy of In Touch Weekly and apparently her estranged husband Bruce is going to making his own little empire. Like Kris, Bruce will be making his dough off of the backs of other people, namely Kris — who we’re sure he has so much dirt on that it’s not even funny.
The magazine reports that Bruce will be dishing all of the dirty gossip in a tell-all book. Can you blame the guy? He has had to put up with Kris’ shenanigans for years now, he deserves to finally come out and be able to tell his side of the story.
Wouldn’t you want to know what it’s like to be married to someone who is so money and fame-hungry that they can’t see past that? At least you weren’t married to that, right? Poor Bruce. If he really wanted to put out a book, we would definitely pick up a copy.
We’re surely way interested in whether or not he is a cross-dresser, though. Aren’t you?